SImple enough concept: propose titles for porn parodies of Hollywood (and indie) films. The punnier the better.

Let's keep it to three titles maximum per post, and maybe provide links for more obscure films.

Anyway, here goes...

1. Illegal Alien vs. Sexual Predator
2. Foreign Object of My Affection
3. Girl With a Pearl Necklace

Sperminator
James Bondage: Golden Shower
Lord of My Ring

Children of the porn
The texas asshole massacre
Robocock

....how old are we

Lifted from my favourite movies list:

12 Horny Men
Let The Big One In
Fisting Promises

Written by [user id=136611] on 28.10.2014 at 07:51


....how old are we

I think we need to grow like 15 years to even be legal to watch a porn

Cum hard 1,2,3,4
Cumbo
Sperminator

Written by Bad English on 28.10.2014 at 13:36


Sperminator

that ones already been done, don't worry you may have not noticed, it was way back like 3 posts ago or something

I spit on your asshole
the colossal penis
killer cunts from outter space!

Glad-he-ate-her.
Cum-Man (rain man)
Ass Treck: Into Darkness.

Schindler's Fist (I'm proud of this one)
No Cunt For Old Men
Cum In The Middle (for paedos)

Written by Ilham on 28.10.2014 at 23:37

Schindler's Fist (I'm proud of this one)

You should be - its goddamn hilarious.

Now for some Dickens...

Great Ejaculations
A Tale of Two Titties
David Cop-A-Feel

Two of my least favorite movies ever-
Pacific Rimjob
Jack Reacharound

Yeah I'll remember that one Ru.

Der Untergang-bang (oh boy I should make this my job)
JFbukkaK (please someone stop me)
Inside blowJob (oh that's it this one is not that funny)

Na i thought my ones were the best

Written by deadone on 29.10.2014 at 05:45

These two are awesome. First one is especially messed up. Good work.

Thank you, my whole act consists in only jokes like that. What? Yes the bathroom is to your right.

Also, yeah, "porno" is what my mother says. She pronounces that word as if it defiled her mouth just to utter it. It sounds disgusting when she talks about it. That most probably is why I say "porn" myself, it does sound innocent and mild compared to "porno"', even if its content isn't most of the time .

Frotting Hill
Titty Titty Bang Bang
Gangbangs of New York

The Postman Always Cums Twice

Big Trouble In Little Vagina
Hairy Penis And The Chamber Of Secrets
Mary's Poppin

National Pleasure: Hooker Secrets

Couldn't we do Porn Parodies of Song Titles/Band names?

Toy Story (self explanatory...)
The Men Who Stare at Goats (also self explanatory...)
The Lost Plug: Jurassic Fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uesW8tO8zJQ

somehow I think that girl are more adult and her questions are more adult as posts in this thread

Written by [user id=136611] on 28.10.2014 at 07:51


The texas asshole massacre

Let Alexis Texas play in that movie

In Diana Jones
The Pacific Rim-Job

Written by Doge of Venice on 29.10.2014 at 17:57

Couldn't we do Porn Parodies of Song Titles/Band names?

You're more than welcome to start a spin-off topic.

And now because BadEng squandered the potential of Die Hard...

Cum Hard 2: Cum Harder
Cum Hard with a Vengeance
Live Free or Cum Hard

I think Glad-he-ate-her is </thread> guys.

Written by Ruchesko on 29.10.2014 at 22:08


And now because BadEng squandered the potential of Die Hard...

Actually there is a porn movie named Fucked Hard.

Inglorious Bastards.

Written by Doge of Venice on 29.10.2014 at 17:57

The Men Who Stare at Goats (also self explanatory...)

This one is truly subtle, I almost missed it. Bravo.

Written by angel. on 29.10.2014 at 22:21

Inglorious Bastards.

I don't get it. I see potential for glory hole jokes, ass jokes, but I don't see it here .

Maybe "In Gloria's Ass, 'tards."

Written by Ilham on 29.10.2014 at 22:33

Written by Doge of Venice on 29.10.2014 at 17:57

The Men Who Stare at Goats (also self explanatory...)

This one is truly subtle, I almost missed it. Bravo.

*Doge bows, whilst tipping fedora.*

My pleasure.

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King Dong
Come with the Wind
Cockzilla