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Best/Favorite Ass Kicking Actor



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The Best/Your Fave?

arnold schwartzenneger
19
other
19
chuck norris
12
jackie chan
12
bruce lee
11
jean claude van damme
3
silvester stallone
3
gerard butler
2
charles bronson
1

Total votes: 82
22.09.2007 - 19:14
Valentin B
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don't take this topic too seriously, firstly. i just want to see who's the favorite action butt kicking movie star..

my fave is jackie chan, those fight scenes in "drunken master", "rush hour" 1, 2 and "jackie chan's first strike" are priceless and i've never seen another one of these actors jump accross a gap of 20 METERS WITH NO STUNTMAN(i saw the scene in the ending credits and was like "what the FUCK??")

other than that i'd say arnold, that guy's was one sack of muscles! plus i loved the stone cold t-10 in terminator: judgement day.. "come with me if you want to live"
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22.09.2007 - 20:40
Remus
My friend, you forgot about the all-important, beats-the-crap-out-of-everyone, and doesn't-even-get-scratched, omnipotent Steven Segal. It's ok, i'll let it slide, this time...

As for my favourite, well, it's Jet Li. He has a really rugged look about him and kicks major ass but with style! Yup, my vote goes to "other"

P.S. When Chuck does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, no, he pushes the ground down!
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22.09.2007 - 21:23
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by Remus on 22.09.2007 at 20:40

My friend, you forgot about the all-important, beats-the-crap-out-of-everyone, and doesn't-even-get-scratched, omnipotent Steven Segal. It's ok, i'll let it slide, this time...

As for my favourite, well, it's Jet Li. He has a really rugged look about him and kicks major ass but with style! Yup, my vote goes to "other"

P.S. When Chuck does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, no, he pushes the ground down!

yeah i knew that, hope he didn't see you type that or he'll punch you through the screen
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22.09.2007 - 22:38
BloodTears
ANA-thema
Elite
Something about Van Damme... Definately cool!
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23.09.2007 - 13:47
Vrana
Chuck Norris ofcourse!
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23.09.2007 - 14:41
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Actualy non of them but if I shood choose then Chuck Norris because of his 70ties movies and 'Taxes Ranger'
I wont us eotehr option
Since I was watched all series of Texas Ranger an dit was lil fin I like this atctore, he are great and also its not so violant how others

Arnold Schwarzneger - From Terminator, Konan and some other movies but not of those fantastic fils about future eept Terminator, I like one and 2 other's are crapp

Van Damme - Dont like his movies, to violant

Jackie and Bruce Lee werry good awsome movies its also comedy but i like Jackie more

Stallone hmm only Rockie all parts and Rembo, maybe Cobra

Dunno last 2 but you forgot Dolf Lungren
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23.09.2007 - 16:36
Ernis
狼獾
I wouldn't consider Gerard Butler a huge kick-arse star just because he starred in 300 and Attila...I remember him more as a slightly phlegmatic personality....I would point out Milla Jovovich...she does all the stunts herself and she has already starred in numerous action films....and she has already been labelled the "kick-butt queen".....and she's pretty....
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23.09.2007 - 16:59
Remus
I see mr Frodo mentioned as-kicking ladies - well the tr00 queen of ass-kicking is of course Cynthia Rothrock. Oh man, it doesn't get cheesier than the movies she stars in but it's just so fun to watch!

Seriously, if you don't believe me visit www.cynthiarothrock.org
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23.09.2007 - 17:27
Ernis
狼獾
I know Cynthia though I've never seen her films...her films are somewhat older than the ones of Milla.....is Cynthia still active in film industry?
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23.09.2007 - 18:17
Damnated
Churchburner
chuck norris haha, whenever i see that guy on tv, i lmao
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23.09.2007 - 18:38
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by Damnated on 23.09.2007 at 18:17

chuck norris haha, whenever i see that guy on tv, i lmao

lol i thought you were gonna say sergiu nicolaescu
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23.09.2007 - 19:24
Damnated
Churchburner
Written by Valentin B on 23.09.2007 at 18:38

lol i thought you were gonna say sergiu nicolaescu

he is too great to be mentioned here
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23.09.2007 - 19:29
Valentin B
Iconoclast
i just hope fewer people would vote chuck norris cause of his facts site
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23.09.2007 - 19:38
Stigmatized
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Sorry, but I think this guy pretty much conquers all. If you've seen this movies Ong Bak : The Thai Warrior and The Protector, you'll agree. Tony Jaa ftw!
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24.09.2007 - 02:44
Fhuesc
chuarzeneger or schwartzenneger, call it the way you want. I have seen every movie that chuarzeneger has made, at least 3 times. And i think he is the best action hero cuz the jokes he tells everytime he kills someone. My favorite movies are: Terminator 2, Commando, Total Recall and Predator.
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24.09.2007 - 06:47
Dangerboner
Lactation Cnslt
<------------------------- is a badass, but it's hard to not vote for Jackie Chan. His movies are crap now, but the stuff he did in the 80s was fantastic, such as Police Story 1 and 2. I was thinking about voting for Bruce Lee, but he doesn't have the comedy factor that Jackie Chan incorporates in his movies.

Actually, fuck this is hard. Rambo kicked more ass than anyone else on here though in the three movies. hmmm I don't think I can vote.

Edit: Oops, the arrow was used because I used to have a Charles Bronson avatar lol
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24.09.2007 - 09:03
Woven Elegy
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What has everyone just forgotten Bruce Willis? I mean when it comes to action, you can ignore the Die Hard series. Oh and I liked Hostel and The Fifth Element (Milla viewing pleasure)




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24.09.2007 - 12:19
Ernis
狼獾
Written by [user id=2134] on 24.09.2007 at 09:03

What has everyone just forgotten Bruce Willis? I mean when it comes to action, you can ignore the Die Hard series. Oh and I liked Hostel and The Fifth Element (Milla viewing pleasure)




Solve minor problems by turning them into catastrophes.

Hostel? Milla didn't play neither in Hostel nor in Hostel2....
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24.09.2007 - 16:59
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Jackie Chan - his Shanghai Noon, Shanghai Knights or Tuxedo are perfect movies
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24.09.2007 - 19:16
MeGaDeTh_fReAk
Chuck Norris for sure !
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24.09.2007 - 22:07
Stalker
Lone wanderer
1. Bruce Lee - dead legend
2. Jackie Chan - living legend
3. Chuck Norris

I really dont like others, and especially Schwarzenigger, I mean, his films are as crappy as it gets, watching his movie makes me to break th damn TV to pieces....
Like, guy that carries rifles of all possible calibers, 10 pistols, shotgun, grenade launcher, 100 hand grenades, kills 1000 people and never reloads.... I mean, even retarded 3yr old kid is smart enough to NOT enjoy such movie...
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24.09.2007 - 23:20
Lucas
Mr. Noise
Elite
Chuckie Norris. Though the entire hype sometimes gets a tad annoying.
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25.09.2007 - 00:32
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Written by Stalker on 24.09.2007 at 22:07

I mean, even retarded 3yr old kid is smart enough to NOT enjoy such movie...

then i am probably very hardly retarded
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25.09.2007 - 12:37
Ereinion'
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Chuck Norris is the man!
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25.09.2007 - 15:00
Stalker
Lone wanderer
Written by Ellrohir on 25.09.2007 at 00:32

Written by Stalker on 24.09.2007 at 22:07

I mean, even retarded 3yr old kid is smart enough to NOT enjoy such movie...

then i am probably very hardly retarded

I dont know man, but thats only my opinion.
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25.09.2007 - 23:10
?Master?
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MOTHERFUKIN CHUCK NORRIS!!!
hes so kikass i love it
and bruce lee too!
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26.09.2007 - 06:12
Woven Elegy
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Written by Ernis on 24.09.2007 at 12:19

Written by [user id=2134] on 24.09.2007 at 09:03

What has everyone just forgotten Bruce Willis? I mean when it comes to action, you can ignore the Die Hard series. Oh and I liked Hostel and The Fifth Element (Milla viewing pleasure)




Solve minor problems by turning them into catastrophes.

Hostel? Milla didn't play neither in Hostel nor in Hostel2....

I spelled that wrong it was meant to be Hostage and the Milla reference was towards her role in the Fifth Element.

Jackie Chan in his days was pretty damn good, the near life threatening stunts he perfomed were something to watch in amazement.


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27.09.2007 - 04:50
APOHAKC
The Bard
Written by [user id=25484] on 25.09.2007 at 23:10

MOTHERFUKIN CHUCK NORRIS!!!
hes so kikass i love it
and bruce lee too!

Exactly, Chuck Norris rules!
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27.09.2007 - 06:47
graywolf87
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fucking Governator madrefucker, why? because he's the fucking GOVERNATOR!! is Chuck Norris Governator? no!...is he fucking Kindergarten Cop? no!...can he fucking say "Hasta La Vista Baby?
no!...can he fucking rescue John Connor?...hell no!

second comes Rambo...since he has no fucking badass Viking down syndrome accent like Arnold.
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27.09.2007 - 10:30
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by Valentin B on 23.09.2007 at 18:38

Written by Damnated on 23.09.2007 at 18:17

chuck norris haha, whenever i see that guy on tv, i lmao

lol i thought you were gonna say sergiu nicolaescu

Who the ...... are Sergio Nicolescu?
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