What quotes from other members have you found hilarious?

Rules:
- Make sure its quoted from a member so theres proof they said it.
- Dont quote yourself, thats not cool.


Tip:
Hit quote, copy from [quote*] to [/quote*] (without astyrics). Paste here.

I actually had a file where I put some interesting quotes - it's quite old now, but a lot of these members are still around...


Jeff:
He is certainly the manager of his own balls... and nothing more...

Marcel (Ozman):
I love the smell of deleted topics in the morning.

Dane Train (JedHead):
Death metal vocalists sound like penises slammed against a door.

wrathchild:
You know BG?! Beware, Gott may rape you! (Gotterdammerung, who was the biggest Blind Guardian fan around at the time)

Gotterdammerung:
I feel the spammer inside of me is spreading its wings again...

destroyah:
Mummified people look like grilled chicken.

kaitlyn:
Oh my God! The Sun's on fire!

werewolf:
There are only two opinions in the world: one is MY opinion, the other is WRONG opinion.

Sethulhu:
Everything is possible... but not everything is needed.

Shadow:
Killing has nothing to do with metal. I would say that metal has been around for about thirty years, correct? Well, killing has been around for a lot longer than that...

Bathing in acid:
Remember, kids: do not drink and make threads on Metalstorm.

Jeremus:
Four out of seven people suffer from Haemorrhoids... does that mean that the other three enjoy it?

BloodOnIce (Discussing internet connection):
Shit, no way! I connect to this 'site' through rubbing small luminous frogs on my skin and meditating until I achieve oneness with the metalstorm source.... gotta check this internet thing out, sounds so much easier.

ahaha

somehow I think its be and somehow one guy be quated 1000000 in day

Written by Ivan on 23.10.2007 at 12:37


BloodOnIce (Discussing internet connection):
Shit, no way! I connect to this 'site' through rubbing small luminous frogs on my skin and meditating until I achieve oneness with the metalstorm source.... gotta check this internet thing out, sounds so much easier.

hahahahahaha i can't stop laughing hahaha

Written by buki of steel on 23.10.2007 at 13:42

Written by Ivan on 23.10.2007 at 12:37


BloodOnIce (Discussing internet connection):
Shit, no way! I connect to this 'site' through rubbing small luminous frogs on my skin and meditating until I achieve oneness with the metalstorm source.... gotta check this internet thing out, sounds so much easier.

hahahahahaha i can't stop laughing hahaha

Small luminous frogs....rubbing them on my skin...until I achieve oneness with MS.....awesome...this sounds so effing Björk....like copied from her lyrics....

hehe nice thread and some really good and funny quotes you got there Ivan

People are strange I know that now for sure.

K7

"think all latest power metal bands has techno elementsmo metter Scan/Ger/Spain all has same music"

Well said!

k7 [about Tarja Turunen's new album] "WoW good news but album couver are like Witin Tamtaionish"

I hope this thread won't become a K7 statement thread....it wouldn't be much fun.....

Buki's signatures were fun to read.... "It must be Buki".....

Written by Ernis on 28.10.2007 at 01:09

I hope this thread won't become a K7 statement thread....it wouldn't be much fun.....

Buki's signatures were fun to read.... "It must be Buki".....

I remember them, when he had teh Sloganizer thingie. I speacially remember "The queen drinks Buki" What exactly she drinks from Buki is still a mystery

@+{Jonas}+..... Well, the queen drinks Buki and not from Buki.....Maybe she can dissolve Buki in the water and drink up unless Buki is naturally in liquid form....

ahhh,those were the days...

Written by Øyvind on 26.10.2007 at 10:08

People are strange I know that now for sure.

Oh good! You know your on Metalstorm!

Written by Ernis on 01.11.2007 at 16:37

@+{Jonas}+..... Well, the queen drinks Buki and not from Buki.....Maybe she can dissolve Buki in the water and drink up unless Buki is naturally in liquid form....

lol dissolve Buki, hahahahahahahahahaha. Damn dude, you deffinitely made my day with this one.

"Haha.It seems that then they hadn't used to metalheads and other similar freaks." Elodie Alatour, In the "funny/embarrasong/stupid things you've done", after a story told by Sunioj

Written by Damnated on 27.10.2007 at 11:27

Witin Tamtaionish

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I want a Witin Tamtaionish t-shirt.

I want it bad.


Plus there's the fact that pyroleprechaun said :
"For Christmas this year I want a midget to pop out of a present"

That's one fucked up Christmas morning.
Couldn't you wish for a puppy?

Written by Deus Ex Machina on 03.11.2007 at 03:14

I want a Witin Tamtaionish t-shirt.

WHERE THE FUCK I SAY I WANT THEM T-SHIRT BETTER TAKE A RESEARCH BEFORE POST SUCK CRAP

Written by Bad English on 04.11.2007 at 12:49

Written by Deus Ex Machina on 03.11.2007 at 03:14

I want a Witin Tamtaionish t-shirt.

WHERE THE FUCK I SAY I WANT THEM T-SHIRT BETTER TAKE A RESEARCH BEFORE POST SUCK CRAP

Hum you didn't say that and she didn't say you said that. No need to get angry.

Written by wrathchild on 04.11.2007 at 13:19

Written by Bad English on 04.11.2007 at 12:49

Written by Deus Ex Machina on 03.11.2007 at 03:14

I want a Witin Tamtaionish t-shirt.

WHERE THE FUCK I SAY I WANT THEM T-SHIRT BETTER TAKE A RESEARCH BEFORE POST SUCK CRAP

Hum you didn't say that and she didn't say you said that. No need to get angry.

Damnated start it and I sad that new album cover looks like WT stylish album cover not what he thought and Im not angry 95% of time but 5% days in year Im bored and today Im bored like hell

@Ivan I remeber when marcel sad about delited topics it was long ago

You're hopeless, but seriously

K7

"BETTER TAKE A RESEARCH BEFORE POST SUCK CRAP"

lol

DAMN STRAIGHT! <3

Hey, Ivan, didn't someone use those in a sig banner at some stage?

Uhm.... good topic!

Buki already started the fashion of using each others quotes in signatures....the more harshly ripped out of context, the funnier....I may also consider that....

Written by Elijah on 05.11.2007 at 03:21

Hey, Ivan, didn't someone use those in a sig banner at some stage?

I believe it was Sethulhu.

Written by Dangerboner on 05.11.2007 at 02:55

K7

"BETTER TAKE A RESEARCH BEFORE POST SUCK CRAP"

lol

The idea of this thread is great. BUT... I'm sick and tired of people posting quotes like this. There's nothing funny in someone spelling a word wrong. You aren't all so perfect yourself! I'm not picking your posts up and adding them here, if you spell a word in a wrong way. Feel free to be childish and laugh at other people's mistakes, but PLEASE do that via PM, so that I don't have to be dissapointed every time I open this thread. Or then just read the first post and get the idea of what kind of quotes are supposed to be posted in this thread...

Written by Ernotar on 05.11.2007 at 18:50

Written by Dangerboner on 05.11.2007 at 02:55

K7

"BETTER TAKE A RESEARCH BEFORE POST SUCK CRAP"

lol

The idea of this thread is great. BUT... I'm sick and tired of people posting quotes like this. There's nothing funny in someone spelling a word wrong. You aren't all so perfect yourself! I'm not picking your posts up and adding them here, if you spell a word in a wrong way. Feel free to be childish and laugh at other people's mistakes, but PLEASE do that via PM, so that I don't have to be dissapointed every time I open this thread. Or then just read the first post and get the idea of what kind of quotes are supposed to be posted in this thread...

I understand what you're saying. I'm not trying to be mean here. But Kariasakis7 has over 12,500 posts. Every one of them is in very bad English. It's very frustrating when I try to read what the guy has said to have a discussion with him, and I can't. I realize making fun of him isn't gonna make things any better, but it's almost like he's asking for it. Nothing against him or you personally, just trying to make a point.