I watched the Weather Men yesterday and im still not sure if its a great movie or just a lame attemp at being a new American Beauty.

The Bridges of Madison County....

I really don't need to say more following that title. I think I was 13 or 14 at the time, but anyway it was a double date nite way back forever ago. I had already seen just about everything in the theatres at the time already and so did everyone else. My friend at the time's girlfriend thought it was a good idea, he went along with it and so the person I was with at the time and I went too. After about 15 minutes it turned out to be the person I was with and I taking inventory of open pantries, monitoring the appearance of flys on windows and light fixtures (Also we had decided that the fly was a singular entity thru the film and was running the situation based on the messages it got from the Quaker oats container). Inevitably the movie ended, but it always left me feeling "pale" inside.

I never want to deal with that again...

I watched planet 51 with my 3 year old cousin, and even he thought it was shit. nuff said.

Written by [user id=4365] on 29.05.2010 at 11:14

Written by Got Mayhem? on 29.05.2010 at 04:49

Outside of Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction QT's films are overblown wankery. The guy cannot write dialogue for toffee, he insist on making every character, every line of dialogue significant and profound. Most arrogant.

Not all lines in Tarantinos movies are arrogant.I really enjoyed inglorious Basterds.Christopher Walts really stole the show and his role was really cool.Might not be the best QT film but still way better than any other popular flick.And I didn't saw any "profound" characters in Jackie Brown.

Serbian scars

worst movie ever

I can't remember its title, but it was some horrible Christian propaganda, made-for-Bulgarian TV The Passion of the Christ knock-off.

Twilight: Eclipse *omg yaaaaayy I'm teh first one to comment this film!!1*

Is it me or is it really a rather funny film? I cannot deny, today I felt like I've had some mushrooms but honestly, there were plenty of things to laugh at, too. As for example, I almost cried (or died because of laughing) when Bella broke her hand whilst trying to punch Jacob in face... so stupid.
There, of course, were annoyingly many Bella-Edward parts - the production certainly would have costed less if they had cut out parts where Bella and Edward were kissing and/or doing stuff. I do not have to say it's useless in films like these 'cause it makes people vomit. The Bella character kept talking rubbish (=lame monologues) what happens in every film (and as I've noticed, the same thing is in books too), I also wasn't interested in soundtracks... oh, and there were a lot of pale faces. And the weather sucked hard. Forks seems to be a beautiful place but it indeed lacks sun.

A huge minus of this vampire-saga in general is that each time I see some part of it, I want my own Taylor Lautner. In my room. And realizing I won't have him here now makes me angry.

Written by Ragana on 10.07.2010 at 03:20

I want my own Taylor Lautner. In my room. And realizing I won't have him here now makes me angry.

You called? ^^

Written by Kennoth on 12.07.2010 at 03:25

Written by Ragana on 10.07.2010 at 03:20

I want my own Taylor Lautner. In my room. And realizing I won't have him here now makes me angry.

You called? ^^

Hahahaha, you wouldn't be that fast. XD I said, NOW. Or if you would, I'd think you're a vampire from Twilight, lol!

Written by Ragana on 12.07.2010 at 03:31

Hahahaha, you wouldn't be that fast. XD I said, NOW. Or if you would, I'd think you're a vampire from Twilight, lol!

Werewolves can be pretty fast too, when dedicated

Written by Kennoth on 12.07.2010 at 03:33

Written by Ragana on 12.07.2010 at 03:31

Hahahaha, you wouldn't be that fast. XD I said, NOW. Or if you would, I'd think you're a vampire from Twilight, lol!

Werewolves can be pretty fast too, when dedicated

Aha, lol, did you just see 'Twilight'?
Werewolves aren't sneaky. You'd probably get caught by my cat anyway.

Written by Ragana on 12.07.2010 at 03:40

Aha, lol, did you just see 'Twilight'?
Werewolves aren't sneaky. You'd probably get caught by my cat anyway.

Screw u lol, I'm a Lycan, not those slow Twilight fucks

Written by Kennoth on 12.07.2010 at 03:41

Written by Ragana on 12.07.2010 at 03:40

Aha, lol, did you just see 'Twilight'?
Werewolves aren't sneaky. You'd probably get caught by my cat anyway.

Screw u lol, I'm a Lycan, not those slow Twilight fucks

;( That's it, access denied.
I don't know any Lycan... nor if it's a hot creature.

Written by Ragana on 12.07.2010 at 03:46

;( That's it, access denied.
I don't know any Lycan... nor if it's a hot creature.

Heresy! :O

Have you not watched Underworld?

Written by Kennoth on 12.07.2010 at 03:49

Written by Ragana on 12.07.2010 at 03:46

;( That's it, access denied.
I don't know any Lycan... nor if it's a hot creature.

Heresy! :O

Have you not watched Underworld?

Nope. Haven't seen a lot of films. No time, no willing... is it a watchable film anyway? Looks like 'Van Helsing'.

Written by Ragana on 12.07.2010 at 04:04

Nope. Haven't seen a lot of films. No time, no willing... is it a watchable film anyway? Looks like 'Van Helsing'.

Let's put it this way

Underworld > Twilight by far, so that means it's watchable

Also, there's Kate Beckinsale

Written by Kennoth on 12.07.2010 at 04:16

Written by Ragana on 12.07.2010 at 04:04

Nope. Haven't seen a lot of films. No time, no willing... is it a watchable film anyway? Looks like 'Van Helsing'.

Let's put it this way

Underworld > Twilight by far, so that means it's watchable

Also, there's Kate Beckinsale

...who I have no interest in. But yea, what a great comparison, you really couldn't think of anything else? It's not convincing me!

Written by Ragana on 12.07.2010 at 04:30

...who I have no interest in. But yea, what a great comparison, you really couldn't think of anything else? It's not convincing me!

You have been brainwashed by Twilight :O

This is a real thing, not some cheesy teen-vamp romance

Written by Kennoth on 12.07.2010 at 04:51

Written by Ragana on 12.07.2010 at 04:30

...who I have no interest in. But yea, what a great comparison, you really couldn't think of anything else? It's not convincing me!

You have been brainwashed by Twilight :O

This is a real thing, not some cheesy teen-vamp romance

I'm now thinking whether you didn't get what I meant by saying it's a bad comparison or you just wanted to say I've been brainwashed by a film I don't even like. Trust me, I'll watch it. Eventually.

And what the hell, go to sleep. It's morning already.

Written by Ragana on 12.07.2010 at 04:58

I'm now thinking whether you didn't get what I meant by saying it's a bad comparison or you just wanted to say I've been brainwashed by a film I don't even like. Trust me, I'll watch it. Eventually.

And what the hell, go to sleep. It's morning already.

You better do

Yeah, I tend to stay awake until the sun rises. What's your excuse?

Written by Kennoth on 12.07.2010 at 15:04

Written by Ragana on 12.07.2010 at 04:58

I'm now thinking whether you didn't get what I meant by saying it's a bad comparison or you just wanted to say I've been brainwashed by a film I don't even like. Trust me, I'll watch it. Eventually.

And what the hell, go to sleep. It's morning already.

You better do

Yeah, I tend to stay awake until the sun rises. What's your excuse?

Same here although the sun had risen two hours before I even went to sleep, lol. But I had coffee... besides I love being awake at nights/in early mornings. Feels right.


I feel like we're making a mess here. So, one of the worst films I've seen recently was 'Get Over It'. I don't know how did I end up seeing it anyway... brrr.

Written by Ragana on 12.07.2010 at 15:34

Same here although the sun had risen two hours before I even went to sleep, lol. But I had coffee... besides I love being awake at nights/in early mornings. Feels right.


I feel like we're making a mess here. So, one of the worst films I've seen recently was 'Get Over It'. I don't know how did I end up seeing it anyway... brrr.

Hmm, over here around 4 am sun slowly rises. Around 4:30, fucking birds start with their routine. By the 5 am, it's already day.

And I prefer pitch black darkness when going to sleep, that's why I hate making it to the sunrise :/

Executive Koala

This movie is deliberatly made to be a bad film and it succeeds in all the way.It's about a giant talking Koala who works at a pickle factory.His wife(human) gets murdered and he receives help from his boss(a giant talking rabbit) and a drugstore clerk (a giant non talking frog) to help him find the killer.It's the kind of movie that leaves you a big WTF in your head.Watch it alone and you won't know what to think of it.Watch it with friends and you'll have a great laugh.This type of humour isn't for everyone...Beware

Written by Edmund Fogg on 13.07.2010 at 03:46

Executive Koala

This movie is deliberatly made to be a bad film and it succeeds in all the way.It's about a giant talking Koala who works at a pickle factory.His wife(human) gets murdered and he receives help from his boss(a giant talking rabbit) and a drugstore clerk (a giant non talking frog) to help him find the killer.It's the kind of movie that leaves you a big WTF in your head.Watch it alone and you won't know what to think of it.Watch it with friends and you'll have a great laugh.This type of humour isn't for everyone...Beware

Sounds like a stoner movie, rofl.

How am I supposed to pick just one film, when there's so many disasterous pieces of garbage out there? I'll just make a short list of truly awful films:

Kingdom of Heaven, Return of the Jedi, Gladiator, Batman and Robin, The Matrix Revolutions, The Phantom Menace, The Attack of the Clones, The Revenge of the Sith, Avatar, Minority Report, Lost in Space, Superman II - IV, Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the blah blah blah, Transformers, 2012, Godzilla, Home Alone II-IV, every single Uwe Boll movie, Bad Boys 2, Star Trek (2009), The Dark Knight, Harry Potter IV-VI (and most likely VII), The Day after tomorrow, X-men III, Alien resurrection, Alien, Advent Children, Hannibal, The Fall of the Roman Empire. Plus a certain Kubrick film, which I will not mention, because I do not wish to be murdered.

Written by [user id=105293] on 17.07.2010 at 01:47

Star Trek (2009), The Dark Knight, Minority Report

A lot of those are far from awful of even average but I'm glad someone else sees those two for what they are i.e. not very good.

But seriously, Alien a bad film? Do you just have a thing against atmosphere or something?

Written by [user id=4365] on 17.07.2010 at 01:57

Written by [user id=105293] on 17.07.2010 at 01:47

Star Trek (2009), The Dark Knight, Minority Report

A lot of those are far from awful of even average but I'm glad someone else sees those two for what they are i.e. not very good.

But seriously, Alien a bad film? Do you just have a thing against atmosphere or something?

No. If you wish, I will back up every single claim with observable evidence, just let me know which films (other than the already mentioned alien) you think aren't bad. I'll demonstrate how they are very freaking bad.

Alien. I have nothing against atmopshere, but I sure as funk hate contrived garbage screenplays. The idea, that a creature of any kind could be useful as "a biological weapon" in an age of intergalactic space trade and nuclear weapons is ludicrous. Especially since one Alien can't even defeat a delicate woman and her cat. So, there is no way that the company would want an alien for the purposes given in the film. Secondly, if they did, then they wouldn't send a bunch of unarmed unaware civilians to pick it up via a very unlikely accidentTthey would send proffesionals, scientists, the military etc. exactly like they do in the second film. Thirdly, the way the facehugger impregnates a human is as impossible as the way the man doesn't feel at all strange until the alien crawls out of his stomach. Then there's the behaviour of the alien once it has grown to an adult in a manner of hours via bad writing. It makes no sense. In the finally the alien sits and waits until he/she/it gets blown into outer space after having killed crew member left and right. Ripley wins, because the script allows her to win, when logically the alien would have finished her right there and then. Ridley Scott is a talentless hack and Alien is all contrived from beginning to end.

Written by [user id=105293] on 17.07.2010 at 02:11

Written by [user id=4365] on 17.07.2010 at 01:57

Written by [user id=105293] on 17.07.2010 at 01:47

Star Trek (2009), The Dark Knight, Minority Report

A lot of those are far from awful of even average but I'm glad someone else sees those two for what they are i.e. not very good.

But seriously, Alien a bad film? Do you just have a thing against atmosphere or something?

No. If you wish, I will back up every single claim with observable evidence, just let me know which films (other than the already mentioned alien) you think aren't bad. I'll demonstrate how they are very freaking bad.

Alien. I have nothing against atmopshere, but I sure as funk hate contrived garbage screenplays. The idea, that a creature of any kind could be useful as "a biological weapon" in an age of intergalactic space trade and nuclear weapons is ludicrous. Especially since one Alien can't even defeat a delicate woman and her cat. So, there is no way that the company would want an alien for the purposes given in the film. Secondly, if they did, then they wouldn't send a bunch of unarmed unaware civilians to pick it up via a very unlikely accidentTthey would send proffesionals, scientists, the military etc. exactly like they do in the second film. Thirdly, the way the facehugger impregnates a human is as impossible as the way the man doesn't feel at all strange until the alien crawls out of his stomach. Then there's the behaviour of the alien once it has grown to an adult in a manner of hours via bad writing. It makes no sense. In the finally the alien sits and waits until he/she/it gets blown into outer space after having killed crew member left and right. Ripley wins, because the script allows her to win, when logically the alien would have finished her right there and then. Ridley Scott is a talentless hack and Alien is all contrived from beginning to end.

Ah I see, so in other words there's nothing wrong with the film at all, more your total inability to allow for any sort of suspension of disbelief. With your (wholly unnatural) methodology you could more or less write off every film ever made (except for the ones you choose not to), like I saw you do with the equally absurd and fastidious description of other texts, bent entirely around how you'd have liked them to conclude, not to mention your rather tenuous grasp of the term "plot hole" which doesn't cover the overactive imagination of individuals who confuse it with supposition based on the out of context world they create in their heads (remember, these are 2 hour or so films, not books). I won't enquire further into your weird and sorry to say, depressing, way of viewing film, especially as it's quite obvious how self-aware you are about doing it (and I suspect, how much you revel in the carefully constructed exclusivity), not to mention its total incongruity with your "favourite films" - it would be a pointless endeavor on my part to try and tackle such personal insight.

Of course, that's just my observation. Sorry to come across as harsh (and verbose), I just don't have much time for the illogical. And I don't think you understood this thread, you seem to have reserved it for decent films which disappointed you, not actual terrible, awful films which should have never made it to screen. To have Star Wars and Empire amongst your favourite and Return of the Jedi as one of the worst is just baffling to my eyes, surely a film as terrible as you seem to think would have null and voided the previous two. The vast majority managed to compensate for the vague disappointment of it and concentrate on the good parts (which were plenty), a skill I don't think you have, or indeed want as it doesn't coincide with your agenda. If your chosen taste was real-life drama, and not fantasy and sci-fi as it clearly is, it would have made a modicum of sense, so it, and frankly you, doesn't.

Written by [user id=4365] on 17.07.2010 at 11:27

Ah I see, so in other words there's nothing wrong with the film at all, more your total inability to allow for any sort of suspension of disbelief.

That was the first thing that sprng to mind as well when reading his post.
But he has Lord Of The Rings amongst his favourite films. Weird since loads of things in that film aren't possible in real life.

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 17.07.2010 at 13:17

Written by [user id=4365] on 17.07.2010 at 11:27

Ah I see, so in other words there's nothing wrong with the film at all, more your total inability to allow for any sort of suspension of disbelief.

That was the first thing that sprng to mind as well when reading his post.
But he has Lord Of The Rings amongst his favourite films. Weird since loads of things in that film aren't possible in real life.

Exactly, I could spend hours going through those films picking out what wouldn't work in real life. There's no sense of grey here, just black and white.