Some random guesses:
Desert father: Dog Fashion Disco - Committed To A Bright Future?
Lit: Runemagick - Moon Of The Chaos Eclipse?

Nope for mine. Clue: It really would stink if the title was anything to go by.

Also incorrect on mine as well.

I won't be able to post for a few hours, so the answer to mine was Eschatological Scatology.

FUCK! That was my first guess!

I've never even heard of Havoc Unit

Written by Zap on 28.01.2015 at 10:51

I've never even heard of Havoc Unit

If you like industrialised madness, you should try that aids album.

Written by Ilham on 28.01.2015 at 12:17

If you like industrialised madness, you should try that aids album.

I do from time to time. The HIV is a huge selling point though, I'll check it out asap.

Also easy:

A dead orchestra
The world coming to an end
Anguish, fear, your scream

That just sounds like The Work Which Transforms God again (Choir of the dead, post-apocalypse, etc)

Written by Ilham on 28.01.2015 at 12:29

Also easy:

A dead orchestra
The world coming to an end
Anguish, fear, your scream

Elend - A World In Their Screams ^_^

@Zaph: It basically is the neoclassical equivalent of TWWTG.

Haha yeah sorry Zaph, Joe got it, I really used to like my music to be uplifting and upbeat like that .

Ugh, I was gonna say that based on her giving the album a 10 but I've never heard the album -_-

Anyhow, Joe, bless us with your poetry

Hehe just because I feel like it, I'll post another while Joe thinks of one, less obvious but still easy:

The slow destruction
They are bitterly missed
Electric death squad

Exhale deeply
Though sleep terrifies me still
Must try to forget

Now that is an easy one. I'll go in gently, because I'm a gentleman

Stop saying things like "easy" and "obvious" it makes me feel stupid I have no clue for either of those!

Written by [user id=4365] on 28.01.2015 at 13:04

Exhale deeply
Though sleep terrifies me still
Must try to forget

Now that is an easy one. I'll go in gently, because I'm a gentleman

All I can think of is Sigh - In Somniphobia

Says the guy who found the answer to one of them.

Fair enough, but I didn't think it was easy
I finally guessed a real one though (Wintersun and Darkspace didn't count)

Here's one:

Icarus burning
The last element created
By the extinct beast.

When I saw Icarus + beast I thought Iron Maiden, but extinct must mean disbanded. God I'm shit at this.

Not necessarily, but it's not Iron Maiden.
You're good at writing them though

Written by Ilham on 28.01.2015 at 13:03


The slow destruction
They are bitterly missed
Electric death squad

Type O Negative - October Rust?

I think it's safe to say that this is one of the most interesting threads on this site.

Written by Zap on 28.01.2015 at 13:47

Type O Negative - October Rust?

Aww thanks, it's like the poorly draw thread all over, good at making them, poor at guessing them. But no it's not TO-. I can help a little by saying I described the band's style of playing (line 1) a particular genre with a hint at their name (line 3).

Written by Zap on 28.01.2015 at 13:15

All I can think of is Sigh - In Somniphobia

Oh yeah, that's right. Forgot to say.

Mine's still open. Just sayin'.

Written by Ilham on 28.01.2015 at 16:51

Aww thanks, it's like the poorly draw thread all over, good at making them, poor at guessing them. But no it's not TO-. I can help a little by saying I described the band's style of playing (line 1) a particular genre with a hint at their name (line 3).

Damn, if I'd gone with my gut on your other haikus I'd have been correct, but not this time
Electric Wizard?

And since no one has guessed my latest one since I left:
line 1: reference to a song off the album
line 2: reference to the theme of the album
line 3: reference to the band's name (not their current state)

No Zaph, not Electric Wizard . Maybe a hint? The second line is about their current status.

So yours is about a band with dodos in their name right? Hahaha. Or a dinosaur.

Damn didn't think about Lit's.

Yeah, I figured that second line meant they're disbanded. That's why I said Type O Negative. Electric Wizard was just a desperate guess.
I really have no idea, someone else will have to take this one. And Lit's. And that one guy that still hasn't replied back's.

And dinosaur is close, sort of. Need more hints?

Damn you guys come up with some hard riddles =p
I have no idea of anything. Zap might have got Lethrokai's right but then again he didn't answer yet.

Bongzilla - Amerijuanican?
Shaolin Death Squad? (too obvious) I dunno