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Posted by Lord TJ, 22.10.2007 - 20:13

What quotes from other members have you found hilarious?

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Lowelas OF FIRE Account deleted	Permalink 15.01.2008 - 03:51 Lowelas OF FIRE Account deleted @Dane Train: I was just about to post that! Loading...
ylside Staff Posts: 4746	Permalink 18.01.2008 - 23:52 ylside Staff Posts: 4746 Written by Bad English on 04.12.2007 at 09:47 Nobody dont quote me weird Here you are, sir. ---- Cynic - Pleading for Preservation Loading...
Stalker Lone wanderer Posts: 2705	Permalink 26.01.2008 - 11:17 Stalker Lone wanderer Posts: 2705 Written by APOHAKC on 25.01.2008 at 19:51 Hey, guess what is this song: tu dzu dzu dzuuu dzdzdzdzu dzu dzu dzuuu tu dzu dzu dzuuuu dzdzdzdzudzudzuuuuu hint, it is a riff LOL, I guess we'll never find out ---- Loading...
+{Jonas}+ I R Serious Cat Posts: 4955	Permalink 28.01.2008 - 18:26 +{Jonas}+ I R Serious Cat Posts: 4955 On the topic "What is teh best Nu Metal Band: Written by selken on 23.01.2008 at 02:30 I voted for korn cause SYSTEM OF A DOWN IS NOT NU!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehe not Nu... ---- "Nobody wants to be the weird kid, you just end up being the weird kid. You don't know how you ended up getting there" - Rob Zombie http://jonas-bs.deviantart.com My dA, mainly photography, go check it out! Loading...
Lord TJ Posts: 1522	Permalink 01.02.2008 - 02:44 Lord TJ Posts: 1522 From "Relationship Help Thread" in the General Forum: Written by Warman on 01.02.2008 at 02:27 Whoa, the ultimate thread for me! I will come back soon probably! ---- Visit the "Black Metal Page" on facebook, my page delivers everything black metal - Memes - Music - Humor - Interviews - Discussion. https://www.facebook.com/TheBMPage Loading...
TormentoR_9 Account deleted	Permalink 01.02.2008 - 03:17 TormentoR_9 Account deleted Written by iaberis on 31.01.2008 at 16:50 We're lucky that mods don't step in here... Loading...
buki of steel Crystal Ann Posts: 1212	Permalink 01.02.2008 - 15:34 buki of steel Crystal Ann Posts: 1212 Written by [user id=28368] on 01.02.2008 at 03:17 Written by iaberis on 31.01.2008 at 16:50 We're lucky that mods don't step in here... pssssst about that... we dont want to mods discover our little old time planing revolucion to conquer the metalstorm Loading...
buki of steel Crystal Ann Posts: 1212	Permalink 02.02.2008 - 12:35 buki of steel Crystal Ann Posts: 1212 Written by Warman on 13.12.2007 at 01:04 Duh? That's why I asked in the "Turkish Metalstormers" thread hahaha Loading...
Lord TJ Posts: 1522	Permalink 03.02.2008 - 20:59 Lord TJ Posts: 1522 Written by buki of steel on 01.02.2008 at 15:20 yeah, bring back :puke: smiley so i can puke on K7 shitty greece football results ---- Visit the "Black Metal Page" on facebook, my page delivers everything black metal - Memes - Music - Humor - Interviews - Discussion. https://www.facebook.com/TheBMPage Loading...
Valentin B Iconoclast Posts: 10095	Permalink 08.02.2008 - 10:03 Valentin B Iconoclast Posts: 10095 Written by Dangerboner on 08.02.2008 at 07:49 you know I watch the Rambo movies for logical accurracy bwahahhaaa Loading...
Damnated Churchburner Posts: 4943	Permalink 08.02.2008 - 16:59 Damnated Churchburner Posts: 4943 Written by Valentin B on 05.02.2008 at 18:39 i play with myself every now and then.. does that count as a game? ---- Blessed is he that murders Christ in himself and in his fellow men. Written by TheBigRossowski on 10.02.2009 at 16:01 if my wife and I can't conceive, I want a medical shipment of your sperm so our baby will be just like you. Loading...
Valentin B Iconoclast Posts: 10095	Permalink 08.02.2008 - 19:47 Valentin B Iconoclast Posts: 10095 thanks @damnated, though i didn't get notified that you quoted me Loading...
Stalker Lone wanderer Posts: 2705	Permalink 11.02.2008 - 12:18 Stalker Lone wanderer Posts: 2705 Written by Valentin B on 08.02.2008 at 19:47 thanks @damnated, though i didn't get notified that you quoted me I think you dont get notification when quote is copied in another thread, like this one. ---- Loading...
Lord TJ Posts: 1522	Permalink 11.02.2008 - 20:05 Lord TJ Posts: 1522 From the Relationship Help Thread in the General Forum: Written by Hyvaarin on 11.02.2008 at 18:06 Written by Lord TJ on 11.02.2008 at 17:20 I noticed she tried calling my cellphone twice this morning, my alarm is set for 7:10 and she wakes up at 6, she called me at 6:42 and 6:48, she didn't leave a voicemail so I was hoping she was calling to apologize to me. Hell man, she should be calling to apologise for calling at 6:42 AM. ---- Visit the "Black Metal Page" on facebook, my page delivers everything black metal - Memes - Music - Humor - Interviews - Discussion. https://www.facebook.com/TheBMPage Loading...
Stigma Account deleted	Permalink 11.02.2008 - 20:27 Stigma Account deleted Written by Lord TJ on 11.02.2008 at 20:05 From the Relationship Help Thread in the General Forum: Written by Hyvaarin on 11.02.2008 at 18:06 Written by Lord TJ on 11.02.2008 at 17:20 I noticed she tried calling my cellphone twice this morning, my alarm is set for 7:10 and she wakes up at 6, she called me at 6:42 and 6:48, she didn't leave a voicemail so I was hoping she was calling to apologize to me. Hell man, she should be calling to apologise for calling at 6:42 AM. Well it's true, she should. Loading...
Lord TJ Posts: 1522	Permalink 25.02.2008 - 17:47 Lord TJ Posts: 1522 Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 21.02.2008 at 07:45 Written by Warman on 20.02.2008 at 19:00 He missed a letter, like it matters. and YES it does matter Written by Darkside Momo on 22.02.2008 at 23:56 well it doesn't, except of course for this little H which separates garbage from genius ---- Visit the "Black Metal Page" on facebook, my page delivers everything black metal - Memes - Music - Humor - Interviews - Discussion. https://www.facebook.com/TheBMPage Loading...
Warman Erotic Stains Posts: 7695	Permalink 25.02.2008 - 18:03 Warman Erotic Stains Posts: 7695 It didn't matter since it was one spelling mistake. It would be completely different if he spelled it wrong several times. ---- Loading...
Damnated Churchburner Posts: 4943	Permalink 26.02.2008 - 15:48 Damnated Churchburner Posts: 4943 Written by IllNiñoSweden on 21.02.2008 at 15:50 Dark Funeral is too much black metal for me. ---- Blessed is he that murders Christ in himself and in his fellow men. Written by TheBigRossowski on 10.02.2009 at 16:01 if my wife and I can't conceive, I want a medical shipment of your sperm so our baby will be just like you. Loading...
+{Jonas}+ I R Serious Cat Posts: 4955	Permalink 26.02.2008 - 16:08 +{Jonas}+ I R Serious Cat Posts: 4955 Written by Damnated on 26.02.2008 at 15:48 Written by IllNiñoSweden on 21.02.2008 at 15:50 Dark Funeral is too much black metal for me. LMAO! ---- "Nobody wants to be the weird kid, you just end up being the weird kid. You don't know how you ended up getting there" - Rob Zombie http://jonas-bs.deviantart.com My dA, mainly photography, go check it out! Loading...
ylside Staff Posts: 4746	Permalink 27.02.2008 - 12:08 ylside Staff Posts: 4746 It would be recommended not to heavily mock other people as sooner or later this will turn into insults... which will lead into this thread being locked... ---- Cynic - Pleading for Preservation Loading...
Doom Spector Account deleted	Permalink 28.02.2008 - 20:14 Doom Spector Account deleted Written by Grimurc on 13.12.2007 at 14:08 Florida Death Metal? explain? Loading...
GT Coffee!! Staff Posts: 5101	Permalink 29.03.2008 - 19:40 GT Coffee!! Staff Posts: 5101 In Darth Satanious's profile: Quote: Favorite books: Mainly books that merge fiction and comedy such as the Bible ---- Dreams are made so we don't get bored when we sleep Loading...
Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62159	Permalink 29.03.2008 - 19:54 Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62159 Written by GT on 29.03.2008 at 19:40 In Darth Satanious's profile: Quote: Favorite books: Mainly books that merge fiction and comedy such as the Bible his prof are so weird ---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die" I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing Loading...
+{Jonas}+ I R Serious Cat Posts: 4955	Permalink 10.04.2008 - 21:44 +{Jonas}+ I R Serious Cat Posts: 4955 In the "Rage, Edenbridge, Freakozaks - Paris, France, 02.04.2008" Review: Written by Bad English on 10.04.2008 at 14:51 About Rage I already answer and say, but I was born to late for Rage So we were born too late for Iron Maiden, Saxon, Scorpions, Black Sabbath... ---- "Nobody wants to be the weird kid, you just end up being the weird kid. You don't know how you ended up getting there" - Rob Zombie http://jonas-bs.deviantart.com My dA, mainly photography, go check it out! Loading...
Leading The Rats Account deleted	Permalink 14.04.2008 - 00:57 Leading The Rats Account deleted two guys discuss about christianity, the christian guy fails: Written by [user id=30512] on 12.04.2008 at 15:12 Being a slave of God isn't bad anyway as I can tell you. Loading...
Lord TJ Posts: 1522	Permalink 19.04.2008 - 00:49 Lord TJ Posts: 1522 From the Quick Questions Thread. Written by Thryce on 18.04.2008 at 18:18 The maximum of posts is 16666. K7 will reach the limit soon. Afterwards his post count will start at zero again, and he will be renamed automatically to Kariasakis8. Basically he'll just be levelling up... ---- Visit the "Black Metal Page" on facebook, my page delivers everything black metal - Memes - Music - Humor - Interviews - Discussion. https://www.facebook.com/TheBMPage Loading...
Leading The Rats Account deleted	Permalink 20.04.2008 - 23:21 Leading The Rats Account deleted Written by [user id=26327] on 19.12.2007 at 09:17 I think I may change my name to Metallica some time in the near future. Either that or Anal Cunt. Loading...
GT Coffee!! Staff Posts: 5101	Permalink 02.05.2008 - 17:12 GT Coffee!! Staff Posts: 5101 A brave man admits: Written by +{Jonas}+ on 02.05.2008 at 03:15 Angela Gossow is twice the man I'll ever be. ---- Dreams are made so we don't get bored when we sleep Loading...
GT Coffee!! Staff Posts: 5101	Permalink 02.05.2008 - 17:22 GT Coffee!! Staff Posts: 5101 Posted in the news about Amon Amarth's new album: Written by Fhuesc on 01.05.2008 at 20:30 What's a Vlog?, a blog for vikings?. ---- Dreams are made so we don't get bored when we sleep Loading...
+{Jonas}+ I R Serious Cat Posts: 4955	Permalink 02.05.2008 - 18:09 +{Jonas}+ I R Serious Cat Posts: 4955 Haha, thanks GT. ---- "Nobody wants to be the weird kid, you just end up being the weird kid. You don't know how you ended up getting there" - Rob Zombie http://jonas-bs.deviantart.com My dA, mainly photography, go check it out! Loading...