The Joke Thread (the sequel)
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Posted by X-Ray Rod, 28.07.2008 - 17:38
Here's mine:
Jeremy was in his math-class and the teacher say:
- I'm gonna do some simple questions, if you find 4 birds on a tree and you shoot one with a gun.. How many there are left?
Jeremy raise quickly his hand and say:
- Zero, Miss!!! Because if you kill one, the others will fly away...
The teacher laughs and say:
-Well.. that wasn't the correct answer, but I like how you think!
The whole class laugh at him and he feels embarrassed and say:
- Ok Miss, I have a question for you: 3 women are sitting on a bench eating ice-cream. The first one lick it, the second one bite it and the third one suck it... Who is married?!
The teacher blushed and say:
- Errrr.... The one who suck at the ice-cream...?
Jeremy laughs and say:
- No Miss, is the one who have the ring on her finger... But I like how YOU think!
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