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Posted by Damnated, 04.06.2006 - 15:34
So, what is it? I just saw a horrible one last noght, I almost throw up, it was that bad. The actress in the lead role was ugly as hell, and the whole thing was like a big puddle of mud. BTW the title was Call Girl
13.08.2006 - 19:55
Sunioj
Carrie, The Village, Titanic, The fugitive hunter, any van damme movie...and I think thats it.
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14.08.2006 - 03:41
Vintervarg
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Oh, there are many!
How about Halloween: Ressurection? It has a hilarious opening, but the rest of the movie sucks!
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14.08.2006 - 04:39
abraxas
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anything by uwe boll. uh, baby geniuses 2 (simply dreadful)
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20.08.2006 - 13:57
BlackSneaky
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May :/ .. It was so boring, it was only the last 10 minuttes that something actully happened.
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20.08.2006 - 21:39
mortal enemy
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"Gacy" and "Dahmwer" are one of the worst movies i have seen. Both are based on true stories of two serial killers. Boring movies, basically no killing and action. Oh , and "Henry - portrait of a serial killer" too.Really lame.
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21.08.2006 - 04:32
Vintervarg
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Batman & Robin with George Clooney. Disgusting.

And of course, every movie with Angelina Jolie.
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21.08.2006 - 11:20
PRIMAL FEAR
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Any movie by Ed Wood Jr.. eg. "Attack of the killer tomatoes"
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21.08.2006 - 13:07
Marcel Hubregtse
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Written by [user id=3112] on 20.08.2006 at 21:39

Oh , and "Henry - portrait of a serial killer" too.Really lame.

You out of your mind? That is one of the best serial killer movies EVER.
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21.08.2006 - 21:18
Ernotar
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I don´t know the English name, but the movie that has something related to marmots. Marmot day or something...? Anyway, the guy wakes up day after day and everything is similar to the previous day. Deja vu...

Then all these Scary Movies and American Pies... Funny for the first time, but don´t really make me laugh second time. And maybe the most idiot movie I´ve ever seen "Dude where´s my car?"... Just stupid...
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21.08.2006 - 22:17
hanna of steel
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Written by Ernotar on 21.08.2006 at 21:18

I don´t know the English name, but the movie that has something related to marmots. Marmot day or something...? Anyway, the guy wakes up day after day and everything is similar to the previous day. Deja vu...

Then all these Scary Movies and American Pies... Funny for the first time, but don´t really make me laugh second time. And maybe the most idiot movie I´ve ever seen "Dude where´s my car?"... Just stupid...

You mean 'Groundhog Day' I think.

I don't like comedy films either - they are usually just silly and not very funny at all imo.
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21.08.2006 - 22:25
Damnated
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Written by hanna of steel on 21.08.2006 at 22:17

Written by Ernotar on 21.08.2006 at 21:18

I don´t know the English name, but the movie that has something related to marmots. Marmot day or something...? Anyway, the guy wakes up day after day and everything is similar to the previous day. Deja vu...

Then all these Scary Movies and American Pies... Funny for the first time, but don´t really make me laugh second time. And maybe the most idiot movie I´ve ever seen "Dude where´s my car?"... Just stupid...

You mean 'Groundhog Day' I think.

I don't like comedy films either - they are usually just silly and not very funny at all imo.

Yes, it's Groundhog's Day. I pretty much enjoy the works of Murray, he has a more sofisticated humor.
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21.08.2006 - 22:46
Zeleznk
Universial Soldier (all of them), Delta Force (all of them) and other stupid wannabe action crap from hollywood.
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22.08.2006 - 16:28
Ernotar
Cookie Mistress
@ hanna Thanks! Me and my brother hate that movie.
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24.08.2006 - 17:29
ASiema113
Don't know if anyone posted it already but this movie was so bad that I feel it probably should be mentioned at least twice if not more. Hide and Seek with Robert Deniro (a tremendously shitty movie) was made so that they can just take your money by puttung a actor who once was known for his good acting and if that isn't enogh the plot is basically wripping off secret window which I found interesting. Whereas Hide and Seek will always be crap.
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25.08.2006 - 20:28
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Written by Avenant on 09.06.2006 at 12:47

Maybe Bad Taste... it was so crappy that it was actually entertaining...
but otherwise that horrible movie " glitter" I saw about 10 minutes of, and every slasher movie around... I hate those

OH MY FUCKING FUCK??!??!?!?!?!?!??????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!! H

Is it even remotly possible to NOT UNDERSTAND that Bad Taste is meant to be "so crappy that it actually IS ENTERTAINING". Bad Taste is one of the funnies movies ever made , and if someone doesnt agree :

"Im comming to get you BASTARDS!"

ON TOPIC :

One of the worst movies I have ever seen is White Chicks. And ... damn.... it was just........ horrible :/
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25.08.2006 - 22:05
Damnated
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Written by [user id=5394] on 25.08.2006 at 20:28


One of the worst movies I have ever seen is White Chicks. And ... damn.... it was just........ horrible :/

Really? I actually enjoyed it. I like the Wayan brothers.
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Written by TheBigRossowski on 10.02.2009 at 16:01

if my wife and I can't conceive, I want a medical shipment of your sperm so our baby will be just like you.

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25.08.2006 - 22:57
Basso
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Written by Damnated on 25.08.2006 at 22:05

Written by [user id=5394] on 25.08.2006 at 20:28


One of the worst movies I have ever seen is White Chicks. And ... damn.... it was just........ horrible :/

Really? I actually enjoyed it. I like the Wayan brothers.

I just cant stand the bling bling giggle giggle type of humor . sorry, I guess I could add almost all kinds of thoose kinds of movies as "worst"
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25.08.2006 - 23:06
Damnated
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Written by [user id=5394] on 25.08.2006 at 22:57


I just cant stand the nigga nigga bling bling giggle giggle type of humor. sorry, I guess I could add almost all kinds of thoose kinds of movies as "worst"

Ever seen 'Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood'?
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Written by TheBigRossowski on 10.02.2009 at 16:01

if my wife and I can't conceive, I want a medical shipment of your sperm so our baby will be just like you.

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26.08.2006 - 13:42
Basso
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Written by Damnated on 25.08.2006 at 23:06

Written by [user id=5394] on 25.08.2006 at 22:57


I just cant stand the nigga nigga bling bling giggle giggle type of humor. sorry, I guess I could add almost all kinds of thoose kinds of movies as "worst"

Ever seen 'Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood'?

haha no but I must admit the name is awesome ^^
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26.08.2006 - 17:43
Iris
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Have you seen Shop Girl??? Don't even think about it!!!! That movie sucks!!!
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26.08.2006 - 18:01
Warman
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A Sound of Thunder: Saw it yesterday, after 15 minutes me and my friends longed for the end of the movie. It's about a company which send people back in time, sometimes they send people to the dinosaur era and let the people hunt dinosaurs. Something goes wrong and the dinosaurs follows the travellers to our time.
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26.08.2006 - 18:14
Eight
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And the winner is... My Super Exgirlfriend or something, now that kinda crap you don't see everyday dot
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06.09.2006 - 02:52
The New Black
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the rost movie ever has to go to " The bothers Hood " its sooo boring YAWN it wasnt just my type of movie
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07.09.2006 - 04:00
vallhalen
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i'm a huge fan of Dungeons and Dragons, but if you say that the movie was the most awful crawp you've seen in your life, you're being nice
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16.09.2006 - 04:15
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Written by Dangerboner on 09.08.2006 at 03:23

When a Stranger Calls is the worst movie I've ever seen. I only saw it cuz my girlfriend wanted to and after the movie was over I felt dumber. The acting was horrible and the "scary" scenes were sooo fuckin lame that I laughed my ass off. There were also a ridiculous amount of cliches going on throughout, like when the main character's friend couldn't get her car to start (of course) even though it is brand new and then after it did she noticed the road was blocked so she got out to remove the branches. She then got scared, ran away, and got clothes-lined (sp?) by a tree branch. I busted out laughing at that scene.

i agree completely

it was always building up to nothing

scay?? NO!!!

worst movie ever!!
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23.10.2006 - 11:42
iMPERiAL_iCE
Weeping Heart
Peter Pan the one which has Robin Williams.......
IT SUCKS I don't know WHY THE FUCK do people make such movies........
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23.10.2006 - 12:50
Eight
Shapeshifter
Written by iMPERiAL_iCE on 23.10.2006 at 11:42

Peter Pan the one which has Robin Williams.......
IT SUCKS I don't know WHY THE FUCK do people make such movies........

A gorwnup in tights heveing fun with alot of children - sounds like pedophilia fantasy.
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23.10.2006 - 13:00
iMPERiAL_iCE
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Written by Eight on 23.10.2006 at 12:50

Written by iMPERiAL_iCE on 23.10.2006 at 11:42

Peter Pan the one which has Robin Williams.......
IT SUCKS I don't know WHY THE FUCK do people make such movies........

A gorwnup in tights heveing fun with alot of children - pedophilia fantasy.

you're right
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23.10.2006 - 18:01
Revenant
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Spice World
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25.10.2006 - 05:43
Woven Elegy
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The Village.
That wasn't worth the film it was shot on. I liked M. Night's other works, especially Signs but this one didn't do a bloody thing for me. hated it most when the monsters turned out to be people in costumes, but i guess it was bad enought to get a laugh out of.
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