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TOTAL DICKS OF THE MONTH AWARDS


List of winners of ANGEL REAPERS "TOTAL DICK of the MONTH" awards.Each month one winner will be selected from around the metal universe.
Suggestions and comments are welcome.

Created by: ANGEL REAPER | 01.09.2013



1. Canadian Government - August 2013 (Total Dicks for raising fees for musician who would like to perform in Canada making many bands discard Canada from their touring schedules.)
2. Tobias Sidegård of Necrophobic - September 2013 (found guilty for domestic violence which make him total dick of this month.)
3. Glen Benton of Deicide and Broken Hope - October 2013 (Glen for throwing Broken Hope off the tour and generally for diva behavior during it .BH for being dicks too.)
4. "Thats racist!" yelling folks and Mastodon's Thanksgiving T-Shirt - November 2013 ("Apparently Mastodon's politically incorrect T-shirt got a lot of flak by "politically correct" citizens at the end of this month. Sure, the shirt is stupid, but racist? Not that much."E.Mols86 made me correct my perfectly broken english. :D)
5. Prakarn Harnphanbusakorn for killing Surrender Of Divinity's frontman - January 2014 (This a-hole killed frontman because he was not a true satanist? What the hell???)
6. Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying - February 2014 (Pleads guilty In murder for hire (solicitation of murder) which makes him a total dick in my book .)
7. Testament - March 2014 (For unlpuging their supporting act.)
8. James Kottak of Scorpions & The guy who stabbed The Slot frontwoman - April 2014 (1.for drunken indecency on airport .2.for ..well its obvious)
9. Kirk Windstein of Crowbar - May 2014 (For kicking a fan on stage.Is that the spirit of metal?! Is that professional behavior on stage while performing ?!)
10. Upon A Burning Body - July 2014 (Faked the frontman kidnapping as publicity stunt.Than denied it.Dicks...)



Disclaimer: All top lists are unofficial and do not represent the point of view of the MS Staff.
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03.04.2014 - 11:02
angel.
Evil Butterfly
Written by Cynic Metalhead on 03.04.2014 at 10:28

they don't neither give a fuck if their plane crashes on between and their dead bodies arrived by whining and crying family members. They just don't give a fuck. They paid to see the band live. Your first duty to perform the whole set.

I know what you mean dude, but what does it have to do with their plane crashes ? people are not that ruthless when it comes to their almost fav band playing live, I bet those Indonesians were just pissed because of that disrespect but they weren't hoping anything tragic happening to those douches. The reaction to what Testament did was legit I think, Testament guys had really a loose way to plan their flight in spite of having this amount of experiences playing in many different festivals,
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20.04.2014 - 09:07
mz
How about this ? (I know that these bands are not metal, but, whatever)
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20.04.2014 - 12:45
ANGEL REAPER
Written by mz on 20.04.2014 at 09:07

How about this ? (I know that these bands are not metal, but, whatever)

i believe that bloke who crashed Gwar's frontman funeral and a idiot who stabbed The Slot's frontwoman are much bigger dicks .
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20.04.2014 - 13:32
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
I was just about to nominate the Knife asshole.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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20.04.2014 - 17:14
psykometal
A staff guy...
Elite
Someone crashed Dave Brockie's funeral? Not surprised, but I haven't seen any info on it, so had no clue. What happened? Were they a Westboro member?
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20.04.2014 - 17:47
Cynic Metalhead
Ambrish Saxena
Written by psykometal on 20.04.2014 at 17:14

Someone crashed Dave Brockie's funeral? Not surprised, but I haven't seen any info on it, so had no clue. What happened? Were they a Westboro member?

Actually, no one gave fuck about that idiot. It's only Randy who highlighted about him. Nothing major.

[URL=http://www.metalinjection.net/kids-today/some-idiot-crashed-gwar-frontman-dave-brockies-funeral]Link[/URL].
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20.04.2014 - 22:42
ANGEL REAPER
Well still that dude is an idiot.however bigger dicks had appeared since then ...

also why is my dick list turning into slasher list? PEOPLE STOP SLAYING METALHEADS!
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21.04.2014 - 17:09
Erik M.
Good to see there are lots of potential dicks this month. Curious to see which one will make it to this list.
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22.04.2014 - 18:34
ANGEL REAPER
Written by Erik M. on 21.04.2014 at 17:09

Good to see there are lots of potential dicks this month. Curious to see which one will make it to this list.

maybe i should start giving the award for second and third place each month?

also ,you guys are free to nominate ....
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28.04.2014 - 16:24
ANGEL REAPER
So any suggestions for April ?
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28.04.2014 - 18:36
Lit.
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Written by ANGEL REAPER on 28.04.2014 at 16:24

So any suggestions for April ?

deadone.
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28.04.2014 - 18:42
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by [user id=101272] on 28.04.2014 at 18:36


deadone.

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28.04.2014 - 18:48
ANGEL REAPER
Written by [user id=101272] on 28.04.2014 at 18:36

Written by ANGEL REAPER on 28.04.2014 at 16:24

So any suggestions for April ?

deadone.

sure ...just why?
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28.04.2014 - 18:52
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by ANGEL REAPER on 28.04.2014 at 18:48

sure ...just why?

He called us names on his profile and blocked me :'(
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28.04.2014 - 18:58
ANGEL REAPER
Written by [user id=4365] on 28.04.2014 at 18:52

Written by ANGEL REAPER on 28.04.2014 at 18:48

sure ...just why?

He called us names on his profile and blocked me :'(

im sure you will survive
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28.04.2014 - 18:59
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by ANGEL REAPER on 28.04.2014 at 18:58

im sure you will survive

I dunno man, tough times ahead

*listens to Nocturnal Depression*
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28.04.2014 - 19:06
Lit.
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Just look at... pretty much every thread he's ever started or been in.
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28.04.2014 - 19:07
ANGEL REAPER
Written by [user id=101272] on 28.04.2014 at 19:06

Just look at... pretty much every thread he's ever started or been in.

well i knew bigger trolls around back in the day
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03.05.2014 - 13:02
ANGEL REAPER
Sorry for delay ,i completely forgot about new month coming
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04.05.2014 - 00:53
no one
Account deleted
Written by [user id=4365] on 28.04.2014 at 18:52


He called us names on his profile and blocked me :'(

i don't understand why he would block you, you are one of the only ones who gives a calm collected reply to his ridiculous arguments
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04.05.2014 - 00:56
no one
Account deleted
Written by ANGEL REAPER on 28.04.2014 at 19:07

Written by [user id=101272] on 28.04.2014 at 19:06

Just look at... pretty much every thread he's ever started or been in.

well i knew bigger trolls around back in the day

on this forum ?
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04.05.2014 - 01:06
ANGEL REAPER
Written by [user id=136611] on 04.05.2014 at 00:56

Written by ANGEL REAPER on 28.04.2014 at 19:07

Written by [user id=101272] on 28.04.2014 at 19:06

Just look at... pretty much every thread he's ever started or been in.

well i knew bigger trolls around back in the day

on this forum ?

yup... in last 6 years there were a lot of trolls,interesting folks and weird ass people ...most of them are absent or deleted/banned today ... one might find their posts in some ancient threads around here if one is willing to dig deep enough
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04.05.2014 - 01:36
Karlabos
Anyway, when the month comes where an Ms member is nominated dick of the month, I'm gonna laugh a lot.
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04.05.2014 - 01:42
no one
Account deleted
Written by Karlabos on 04.05.2014 at 01:36

Anyway, when the month comes where an Ms member is nominated dick of the month, I'm gonna laugh a lot.

yeah it would be pretty fucking funny, but pretty harsh, no matter how much of a dick he was/is
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04.05.2014 - 01:52
ANGEL REAPER
Written by [user id=136611] on 04.05.2014 at 01:42

Written by Karlabos on 04.05.2014 at 01:36

Anyway, when the month comes where an Ms member is nominated dick of the month, I'm gonna laugh a lot.

yeah it would be pretty fucking funny, but pretty harsh, no matter how much of a dick he was/is

well i avoid doing that for simple reason cause such action might backfire .you guys know that rules of posting (and ,well good manners) prohibit attacking someone by simple insulting or spaming or well humiliating ...if i would put some MS member on list (which by the way gets viewed not just by MS members but other Internet users that browse around MS) i could get banned by mods/admins easily.Its a fine line between having fun on forum ,mutually trolling or stuff and putting someone on dick list.

Anyway i would need to get special permission by admins to do that and i would do that only in sever cases such are nazi propaganda spreaders,illegal pornography spreaders and generally people who would just log in and just insult people ...those people (luckily) are not present on forums here
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04.05.2014 - 01:56
Karlabos
Technically it's just a mention on an user generated list. But you guys are right... I guess no one would be able to just take it as a joke, heh?
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04.05.2014 - 02:03
ANGEL REAPER
Written by Karlabos on 04.05.2014 at 01:56

Technically it's just a mention on an user generated list. But you guys are right... I guess no one would be able to just take it as a joke, heh?

yeah ,i know just a few people who would not get mad after putting them on the list ...unfortunately
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04.05.2014 - 18:19
angel.
Evil Butterfly
Put me on the list hahaha
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04.05.2014 - 18:28
ANGEL REAPER
Written by angel. on 04.05.2014 at 18:19

Put me on the list hahaha

why?
what dickish move have you carried out recently ?
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05.05.2014 - 13:27
angel.
Evil Butterfly
Written by ANGEL REAPER on 04.05.2014 at 18:28

why?
what dickish move have you carried out recently ?

Well none
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