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Posted by Lord TJ, 22.10.2007 - 20:13
What quotes from other members have you found hilarious?

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15.06.2008 - 12:51
Dagorwen
Ah, ok....
^^

the misunderstanding just add to the funny thing ^^
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15.06.2008 - 17:01
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
I still don't find anything funny in it all. But then judging from the funny stuff part here on MS and seeing what lame sort of stuff MetalStormers find funny it is clear that most poeple here actually don't undrestand comdey and what is funny or not at all. But maybe that's a grumpy old man in me complaining now
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15.06.2008 - 17:30
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Written by buki of steel on 05.06.2008 at 16:49

from the balkan thread:

Written by Øyvind on 05.06.2008 at 16:31

K7 has 17479 posts on Metalstorm. Chuck Norris calls that a boring Tuesday evening.



LMAO!!! When you put that quote I knew I had to put this one as well...

Quote:
Written by Thryce on 18.04.2008 at 18:18

Written by X-Ray Rod on 18.04.2008 at 18:05

Hey.. I'm curious...
There's no a limit of how many posts you make.... right?o.o.. I mean.. how long can you go with the posts...

The maximum of posts is 16666. K7 will reach the limit soon. Afterwards his post count will start at zero again, and he will be renamed automatically to Kariasakis8. Basically he'll just be levelling up...



I loved the K7ing thing xD
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Like you could kiss my ass

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Rod, let me love you.

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17.06.2008 - 15:28
Ernis
狼獾
I found this quote and tho I amn't exactly sure bout the meaning I think it's something bit psychedelic....
"go to swom and by stick kill poisen moushroms" the author doesn't need any introduction I'm sure....
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17.06.2008 - 15:36
Stalker
Lone wanderer
Written by Ernis on 17.06.2008 at 15:28

I found this quote and tho I amn't exactly sure bout the meaning I think it's something bit psychedelic....
"go to swom and by stick kill poisen moushroms" the author doesn't need any introduction I'm sure....

Hahahahha this must be THE funniest shit K7 ever wrote!!
But dude, why the hell you want to "go to swom and by stick kill poisen moushroms" ?? LOOOOOL
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17.06.2008 - 15:43
Dagorwen
Written by Ernis on 17.06.2008 at 15:28

I found this quote and tho I amn't exactly sure bout the meaning I think it's something bit psychedelic....
"go to swom and by stick kill poisen moushroms" the author doesn't need any introduction I'm sure....

hahaha !!!!!! K7 rules!!!!! (but what the hell do you drink, or smoke, or snuff? seems efficient!)
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17.06.2008 - 15:48
GT
Coffee!!
Staff
What the fuck is "swom"??...the rest of the quote makes sense but is still funny nonetheless
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17.06.2008 - 15:54
Stalker
Lone wanderer
Written by GT on 17.06.2008 at 15:48

What the fuck is "swom"??...the rest of the quote makes sense but is still funny nonetheless

swamp, i guess
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17.06.2008 - 15:56
GT
Coffee!!
Staff
Ah right of course...that would make sense
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17.06.2008 - 16:47
Ernis
狼獾
I thought it was "swim"..... dumb me...
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17.06.2008 - 17:12
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by Ernis on 17.06.2008 at 16:47

I thought it was "swim"..... dumb me...

me too lol
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18.06.2008 - 00:26
Stalker
Lone wanderer
Written by Ernis on 17.06.2008 at 16:47

I thought it was "swim"..... dumb me...

Well, I ussually do understand him, since his writing is closer to the serbian than english (fonetic writing, its unique in the whole world, besides maybe in croatian), because you write it exactly as you read it, and vice versa, there are no rules fo rreading, you have 30 letters and every one sounds exactly the same, no matter where it is positioned, or stands alone.
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18.06.2008 - 01:03
Ernis
狼獾
Written by Stalker on 18.06.2008 at 00:26

Written by Ernis on 17.06.2008 at 16:47

I thought it was "swim"..... dumb me...

Well, I ussually do understand him, since his writing is closer to the serbian than english (fonetic writing, its unique in the whole world, besides maybe in croatian), because you write it exactly as you read it, and vice versa, there are no rules fo rreading, you have 30 letters and every one sounds exactly the same, no matter where it is positioned, or stands alone.

Estonian also writes mostly so that one letter represents one certain phoneme regardless the position.....with some exceptions...You thought that your Serbian system's unique....well...it's not : )
In fact there are numerous languages like that....English is just exceptional because English is one of the few languages where the orthography is really irrelevant.....

And see.....I still am able to write English more or less correctly.....
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18.06.2008 - 01:06
Stalker
Lone wanderer
Written by Ernis on 18.06.2008 at 01:03

Written by Stalker on 18.06.2008 at 00:26

Written by Ernis on 17.06.2008 at 16:47

I thought it was "swim"..... dumb me...

Well, I ussually do understand him, since his writing is closer to the serbian than english (fonetic writing, its unique in the whole world, besides maybe in croatian), because you write it exactly as you read it, and vice versa, there are no rules fo rreading, you have 30 letters and every one sounds exactly the same, no matter where it is positioned, or stands alone.

Estonian also writes mostly so that one letter represents one certain phoneme regardless the position.....with some exceptions...

Yeha, but the thing is.. In Serbian there are NO esceptions Even the smallest one You just need to learn 30 letters, and you will read and pronounce every word exectly how it shoud be, even if you never heard it in your life
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18.06.2008 - 16:03
Valentin B
Iconoclast
from the cats vs dogs thread:

Written by NaittsirK on 03.04.2008 at 00:01

However my cat is gay...

Written by [user id=22888] on 04.04.2008 at 06:49

People who claim not to like cats probably never knew a cat personally.

i lol'd at both
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10.07.2008 - 14:27
Stalker
Lone wanderer
buki to Aronax...
Written by buki of steel on 10.07.2008 at 01:14

... so my friend i wish you that king diamond will rape your dog.. and have a good one!

dogfuck!!!!!

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10.07.2008 - 15:32
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
WTF with the dogfuck?!!!! XDDDDD

This one was quite funny for me:

Quote:
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 08.07.2008 at 19:37

There is NOTHING wrong with us 40-year-olds, we just dig young fresh meat, that's all.



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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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12.07.2008 - 01:02
+{Jonas}+
I R Serious Cat
Lucas and Warman discusing Lucas' new avatar:

Written by Warman on 09.07.2008 at 21:47

Written by Lucas on 09.07.2008 at 21:39

You horny bitch, did it ever occur to you that that is either a black sleeveless shirt or hair?

Haha no not at all... If it's hair it looks totally weird and if it's a shirt it's totally gay. I should know, I have one of those totally gay shirts.

A very honest man, Warman...
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16.07.2008 - 04:18
Ragana
Rawrcat
Written by Ernis on 27.12.2007 at 01:06

As I said....when it's sunny, Estonians whine "So hot! So hot!"
When it's winter and it isn't snowing then Estonians whine "We want snow!" If it's winter and it's snowing Estonians whine "So cold! We want summer!"

If something goes wrong and the media accuses someone then Estonians whine "KILL THEM!"

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19.07.2008 - 12:10
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
FILIP SAD:
Quote:

Oh, and, K7, I don't know if you've noticed, but, umm, you're not greek.

Xaxxaxaxaxaxaxa it was werry funny, realy it was funnyest think what he ewer sad about me and ever someone had sad about me
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25.07.2008 - 15:50
APOHAKC
The Bard
Nice quotes everyone, BUT this one is the BEST, EVER!

Written by buki of steel on 23.07.2008 at 22:41

not every sport has a brake... there are last few matches between partizan and crvena zvezda in darts.. so the grobari attackeda pub where CZ has a dart board and completly destroyed it....

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25.07.2008 - 18:38
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by APOHAKC on 25.07.2008 at 15:50

Nice quotes everyone, BUT this one is the BEST, EVER!

Written by buki of steel on 23.07.2008 at 22:41

not every sport has a brake... there are last few matches between partizan and crvena zvezda in darts.. so the grobari attackeda pub where CZ has a dart board and completly destroyed it....



what? who are the grobari? sorry but this is too much of a serb insider joke
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25.07.2008 - 19:22
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by Valentin B on 25.07.2008 at 18:38

Written by APOHAKC on 25.07.2008 at 15:50

Nice quotes everyone, BUT this one is the BEST, EVER!

Written by buki of steel on 23.07.2008 at 22:41

not every sport has a brake... there are last few matches between partizan and crvena zvezda in darts.. so the grobari attackeda pub where CZ has a dart board and completly destroyed it....



what? who are the grobari? sorry but this is too much of a serb insider joke

Yes he is grobari
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Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die"

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25.07.2008 - 21:11
Stalker
Lone wanderer
Written by Valentin B on 25.07.2008 at 18:38

Written by APOHAKC on 25.07.2008 at 15:50

Nice quotes everyone, BUT this one is the BEST, EVER!

Written by buki of steel on 23.07.2008 at 22:41

not every sport has a brake... there are last few matches between partizan and crvena zvezda in darts.. so the grobari attackeda pub where CZ has a dart board and completly destroyed it....



what? who are the grobari? sorry but this is too much of a serb insider joke

grobari are the Partizan FC fans, and CZ (Crvena Zvezda) is Red Star FC... gp tp balkans threadf and read all posts so you will dig it i think
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25.07.2008 - 21:20
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by Stalker on 25.07.2008 at 21:11

Written by Valentin B on 25.07.2008 at 18:38

Written by APOHAKC on 25.07.2008 at 15:50

Nice quotes everyone, BUT this one is the BEST, EVER!

Written by buki of steel on 23.07.2008 at 22:41

not every sport has a brake... there are last few matches between partizan and crvena zvezda in darts.. so the grobari attackeda pub where CZ has a dart board and completly destroyed it....



what? who are the grobari? sorry but this is too much of a serb insider joke

grobari are the Partizan FC fans, and CZ (Crvena Zvezda) is Red Star FC... gp tp balkans threadf and read all posts so you will dig it i think

I dont say thay are funs, funs dont kill and I dont say Delije are fans too but who cares fuck Alkatraz :p
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I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens.

Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die"

I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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27.07.2008 - 20:23
Warman
Erotic Stains
My new favourite

Written by Bad English on 21.07.2008 at 00:59

Written by Dangerboner on 21.07.2008 at 00:12

Can I add Brokeback Mountain to the Metal Locations list?

what hepened there?

Written by Dangerboner on 21.07.2008 at 01:02

Two brutal grindcore dudes found true love and wrote songs about spooning.

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27.07.2008 - 20:57
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by Warman on 27.07.2008 at 20:23

My new favourite

Written by Bad English on 21.07.2008 at 00:59

Written by Dangerboner on 21.07.2008 at 00:12

Can I add Brokeback Mountain to the Metal Locations list?

what hepened there?

Written by Dangerboner on 21.07.2008 at 01:02

Two brutal grindcore dudes found true love and wrote songs about spooning.



we found a winner!
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29.07.2008 - 20:32
Øyvind
Grave Digger
Written by Warman on 27.07.2008 at 20:23

My new favourite

Written by Bad English on 21.07.2008 at 00:59

Written by Dangerboner on 21.07.2008 at 00:12

Can I add Brokeback Mountain to the Metal Locations list?

what hepened there?

Written by Dangerboner on 21.07.2008 at 01:02

Two brutal grindcore dudes found true love and wrote songs about spooning.



WIN!! Now this is phenomenal
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05.08.2008 - 22:09
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
I didn't get the last one... what does it mean the word "Spooning" ??
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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06.08.2008 - 02:45
+{Jonas}+
I R Serious Cat
Written by X-Ray Rod on 05.08.2008 at 22:09

I didn't get the last one... what does it mean the word "Spooning" ??

From wikipedia:
"Spooning is a cuddling position, a kind of hugging when both the hugger and the hugged persons face the same direction, i.e., the front of one person is in contact with the back of the second one"
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