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Posted by Damnated, 04.06.2006 - 15:34
So, what is it? I just saw a horrible one last noght, I almost throw up, it was that bad. The actress in the lead role was ugly as hell, and the whole thing was like a big puddle of mud. BTW the title was Call Girl
25.10.2006 - 09:32
Warrior Poet
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Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
Its so bad that its morbidly funny, some "great" lines and photoshop special effects, trust me you'll never see stock great white footage this deadly lol
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26.10.2006 - 01:12
Deus Ex Machina
This was not the ABSOLUTE worst ever but it was pretty stupid and what sucks is i was bored and actually rented the stupid dvd.
It was Vampire Clan.A true story of some teenagers and how they liked to think of themselves as vampires,so then for no apparent reason they killed one girls' parents who was also in the clan,and then they ran...blah blah.The police caught them and they started telling their story...and their story is stupid...and they're idiots.I mean it's not the fault of the people who made the movie that these kids were so stupid but when it's put on screen it's just retarded.
You should have seen the moronic parts where they slash each others wrists with their nails and utter phrases such as "Drink!You need your strength!" And like 10 minutes later they're out eating burgers.
It's just so lame.Me and my friend were practically screaming out of laughter,especially when the guy who's supposed to be their leader starts talking..oh shit.He's supposed to be all charismatic and crap like that but he's just hillarious.I mean...they all are but he's amazingly idiotic.That stupid blank stare,long black coats in the middle of fucking summer.I mean he's every girl's dream-Gay lookin' hair,wears eyeliner and kills your parents.Yay
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29.10.2006 - 14:22
butcher-bob
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Phone Booth is probably the worst movie I have ever seen, 80 miutes in a phone booth. Though the acting and story perhaps is good in this movie I just think the eviroment sucks. I tried to watch it again but I just fall asleep.
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30.10.2006 - 15:39
Damnated
Churchburner
Written by [user id=16832] on 29.10.2006 at 14:22

Phone Booth is probably the worst movie I have ever seen, 80 miutes in a phone booth. Though the acting and story perhaps is good in this movie I just think the eviroment sucks. I tried to watch it again but I just fall asleep.

the plot of the movie is good, so is everything else, exept Colin Farrel. he ruins everything. he is overacting, again. with all that crying and 'I want to die crap' I just want to shoot him.
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30.10.2006 - 16:15
Lucas
Mr. Noise
Elite
Without a doubt 'Scarecrow gone wild'. Stupid horror movie, I hate it.
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06.11.2006 - 03:10
Nefertiti
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Saw 3 was the worst movie
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06.11.2006 - 23:16
DIE_by_my_HAND
Cat Woman with Halle Barrie is THE worst movie in the world. The acting is bad, the dialogue is absolutely awful, the cell-shaded lighting style is ugly, and the plot is a huge pile of old dog shit. This is the worst comic book to movie translation I've seen. It makes me want to puke...
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12.11.2006 - 21:47
BloodTears
ANA-thema
Elite
Batman Returns is a pretty awful movie.
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18.11.2006 - 17:16
Eight
Shapeshifter
Written by [user id=3036] on 06.11.2006 at 03:10

Saw 3 was the worst movie

Why do you think that? Becouse of the shitload of gore there?
The acting was good imo.
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23.11.2006 - 14:15
EddieGunner
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BORAT this is one of the worstest movies in history, surly gets place one of worstness in 2006
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23.11.2006 - 15:17
Eight
Shapeshifter
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hmmm looks like alot ppl watching Borat lately, i won't even try to watch i hate comedys

EddieGunner, im starting to get the feeling, that you hate comedys
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23.11.2006 - 15:34
Stigmatized
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Written by Lucas on 30.10.2006 at 16:15

Without a doubt 'Scarecrow gone wild'. Stupid horror movie, I hate it.

Agreed.
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23.11.2006 - 16:03
Ruines
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Written by Eight on 18.11.2006 at 17:16

Written by [user id=3036] on 06.11.2006 at 03:10

Saw 3 was the worst movie

Why do you think that? Becouse of the shitload of gore there?
The acting was good imo.

There was a shitload of gore in saw 3 ? I missed that.
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23.11.2006 - 16:37
Warman
Erotic Stains
Have I already written in this topic? Not sure.
Still, "A Sound of Thunder" without doubt! I think it only was 90 minutes long, but after half an hour the time went so SLOOOOOOOOOOW. We sat and guessed how long we had watched the movie and were always WAAAAAAAAAAAAY wrong. I swear, I wouldn't see it again even if someone paid me ... maybe $20! And it was based on a book! So if they did not change every word and sentence in the book, that must be the worst book of all time!
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23.11.2006 - 17:19
Ruines
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I think all of Uwe Boll's films are in the top 30 worst films of imdb.

If you type www.uweboll.com, what to you find ? A page that asks Uwe Boll to stop making movies. The server seem to be down or the page removed but you still can see it with the cache from google.

I never thought a realisator could ruins Tara Reid's sexyness with an awful sex scene. Uwe Boll did. And I haven't seen his "Bloodrayne" film adaptation but I'm sure when I do, it'll ruin Kristanna Loken's sexyness as well.

Enough said.
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23.11.2006 - 17:56
Eight
Shapeshifter
Written by [user id=14603] on 23.11.2006 at 16:03

Written by Eight on 18.11.2006 at 17:16

Written by [user id=3036] on 06.11.2006 at 03:10

Saw 3 was the worst movie

Why do you think that? Becouse of the shitload of gore there?
The acting was good imo.

There was a shitload of gore in saw 3 ? I missed that.

Yeah, alot of gore there. You should see it only becouse the ending is great.
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23.11.2006 - 18:01
Ruines
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I have seen it. I was sarcastic. I didn't think there was that much gore.


Nonetheless it's a good movie.
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24.11.2006 - 15:48
EddieGunner
Valkoinen kuolem
Written by Eight on 23.11.2006 at 15:17

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hmmm looks like alot ppl watching Borat lately, i won't even try to watch i hate comedys

EddieGunner, im starting to get the feeling, that you hate comedys

well u r right, but i do respect good comedys i allready saw, like Dumb and Dumber it's really good comedy, but Borat to me it's not comedy jsut crap
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25.11.2006 - 06:47
spirit_inblack
harshhead
One day in class we had to watcha move called 'It Runs In The Family.' That is absolutely, positively the worst movie ever and the biggest waste of time in my life. There was no plot!!! It made no sense and it had pretty much the crappiest ending ever.
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01.12.2006 - 12:43
Eight
Shapeshifter
Karate Dog - the most retarded 90 minutes of my life. I hope i could erase some parts of my memory...


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01.12.2006 - 15:01
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Written by Deus Ex Machina on 26.10.2006 at 01:12

,long black coats in the middle of fucking summer

lololol, I couldnt suppress a laugh when read this
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02.12.2006 - 00:45
Warman
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Written by BloodTears on 12.11.2006 at 21:47

Batman Returns is a pretty awful movie.

Are you joking? That's probably one of the best movies I've seen! At least on of the best action movies ever, I love it! Great actors also in roles were not used to see them in. de Vito, Phiefer, Walken ... just a great movie!
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02.12.2006 - 11:25
Eight
Shapeshifter
It's not bad at all, especially for those times, still, the last one 'batman begins' is a hellova kick ass movie!
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03.12.2006 - 14:34
BloodTears
ANA-thema
Elite
I really didnt like it but I don't like the batman series in general. It didnt captivated me, just bored me since the start. But well, we all have our tastes.
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03.12.2006 - 22:42
Gildor
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Jason X is by far the most stupid movie ever: the plot is.....just a guy from nowhere USA that doesn't die whatever u do. he is frozen for "future experiments" (LOL) and when he's brought back in the future where every thing look so high tech(as in everything is made of cheap plastic) he starts kelling ppl, gets seriously damaged, but he's turned into a super-duper incredibly powerful humanoid by some kind of healing machine and continues with the senseless killing
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04.12.2006 - 01:15
Doc G.
Full Grown Hoser
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for me it is and always has been 'space jam' that is the biggest pile of shit in film history, michael jordan cant act worth shit, Im aware that there are shittier movies out there, but i dont think there are shittier movies that got as much promotion as space jam. and yes I know im making fun of a childrens movie here, but I saw that movie when I was 7, and even at that tender young age I knew that movie was crappy.......and jason X comes in close second.
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04.12.2006 - 04:35
Dangerboner
Lactation Cnslt
Written by Doc G. on 04.12.2006 at 01:15

for me it is and always has been 'space jam' that is the biggest pile of shit in film history, michael jordan cant act worth shit, Im aware that there are shittier movies out there, but i dont think there are shittier movies that got as much promotion as space jam. and yes I know im making fun of a childrens movie here, but I saw that movie when I was 7, and even at that tender young age I knew that movie was crappy.......and jason X comes in close second.



Man, that's one of my favorite movies! I watched it like 100 times.
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21.12.2006 - 15:46
MeGaDeTh_fReAk
final Destination3 the stupidest movies ever made ..................Space Jam is an awsome movie lolz
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22.12.2006 - 22:27
Bane Reine
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Earth Girls Are Easy and MonkeyBone.
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23.12.2006 - 07:57
Bitch Boy
The first part of the Blair Witch Project, really really boring and a very pathetic end.
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