Written by +{Jonas}+ on 06.08.2008 at 02:45


From wikipedia:
"Spooning is a cuddling position, a kind of hugging when both the hugger and the hugged persons face the same direction, i.e., the front of one person is in contact with the back of the second one"

Fuck!
I forgot it jajajajajja... My bad... it's almost the same word in spanish. xD

that Brokeback Mountain quote is really funny.

Written by Bitch Boy on 06.08.2008 at 04:48

that Brokeback Mountain quote is really funny.

so is your avatar
(offtopic, sorry)

Quote:

Quote:
N. Volkov

They lost? OH REALLY? They did not lost with 3:0 did they?! just a wild guess though...

@K7, and the globe goes around you?

You must be really said to put so much energy into hating some random dude on internet, I'll give you tips how to overcome that phase:

1. Sign up for creative writing course, well, your writings would surely be creative in some way..

2. Sign up for tap dancing course

3. Buy a golden fish and teach he to speak

4. Have a weekend in nature

5. Make yourself a dinner, my suggestion: tacos

6. Learn name of the capitals in Asian countries

7. Construct a bottle ship

8. "When in Rome" ...

9. Make a nest for birds, or a house!

10. Learn how ti fix clocks

11. Start collecting things, my suggestions: post stamps, matches boxes or authentic laves.

12. Learn how to change iron into gold.

13. Do something nice for your neighbors.

14. Wash your teeth but each with different tooth brush.

15. Buy some milk

16. Raise voice of concern about something. my suggestions: Fascism in Italy, High Criminal rate in Torn City or family violence.

17. Solve case in some series before the actor do, my suggestions: CSI New York or Forgotten Case, some classics as New York Blues can work too.

18. Do something nice for humanity, my suggestions: Build a safe house for war children or make public kitchen for poor in your apartment

19. Play hide and seek with your shadow.

20. Learn the differences between: There are, They are, Theirs, There is. Start with the difference between ARE and IS.

Now leave this thread, my friends and me alone.

Best non send what I ever had read here

Tonight in the shoutbox :

Valentin B

note to self: NEVER search a skin disease on google images.

Written by hanna of steel on 23.08.2008 at 00:24

Tonight in the shoutbox :

Valentin B

note to self: NEVER search a skin disease on google images.

Tried that moment ago....Michael Jackson's face appeared fourth from the left in the second row....next to this image was the one of Amy Winehouse's face.....

Written by hanna of steel on 23.08.2008 at 00:24

Tonight in the shoutbox :

Valentin B

note to self: NEVER search a skin disease on google images.

well, it's horrible lol, like once i didn't know what warts is, and i searched it and the nastiest stuff came up, the thing is it's always gonna show you the most horrid images.

Written by [user id=23805] on 24.08.2008 at 12:45

Written by [user id=34268] on 18.08.2008 at 17:10

Oh, definitely.

^^^^^^

"english langauge are overrated" by the irreplaceable K7 (Bad English). there are some good ones by pyro too but i cant remember them.

Written by LeChron James on 09.09.2008 at 04:36

"english langauge are overrated" by the irreplaceable K7 (Bad English). there are some good ones by pyro too but i cant remember them.

Thats shood be in smurtmetal not here and yes english is overated , specely after WWII

Written by Bad English on 09.09.2008 at 11:25

Written by LeChron James on 09.09.2008 at 04:36

"english langauge are overrated" by the irreplaceable K7 (Bad English). there are some good ones by pyro too but i cant remember them.

Thats shood be in smurtmetal not here and yes english is overated , specely after WWII

especially after WWII? how so?

Written by LeChron James on 09.09.2008 at 18:38

Written by Bad English on 09.09.2008 at 11:25

Written by LeChron James on 09.09.2008 at 04:36

"english langauge are overrated" by the irreplaceable K7 (Bad English). there are some good ones by pyro too but i cant remember them.

Thats shood be in smurtmetal not here and yes english is overated , specely after WWII

especially after WWII? how so?

Because of big part of Europa German langauge rulle

From the Love thread

Written by [user id=23805] on 17.09.2008 at 03:25

I'm real smooth when I'm talking to myself in the mirror. If only you ladies could see that. You'd be tripping over yourselves. (in laughter)

I almost pissed my pants

CONTEXT: Our fiend bought a magazine that had a CD, with a band that made an Iron maiden cover. A bad one, and tehy looked emo. So, in defense of Maiden, our friend said;

Written by Bad English on 15.09.2008 at 00:15

REAL verese much better and Bruce looks sexy in 80's clotes

Written by Galar on 30.09.2008 at 21:02

My ass can make better sounds then CoF IMO

what a quote I wanna hear it

in the "why do you play music" thread:

Written by Scottgun on 28.09.2008 at 00:10

Drunk Bar Patron: "Play Seinfeld theme!"

Me: [randomly slaps five notes]

Drunk Bar Patron: "Yeaaaahh!"

Major LOL

Not from MS but who cares:

Lord TJ? says:
ok hey im gonna go
Valentin says:
ok dude
Lord TJ? says:
im dumping her
Valentin says:
have fun ditching her
Lord TJ? says:
she threw shit at me
Valentin says:
what, literally?
Lord TJ? says:
yes

hahahahahahahahhahh i wonder where that smell came from

From the last album you listened to:

Written by [user id=35682] on 31.10.2008 at 13:14

Metal is crap (music).

you can't even call IT music.

bye

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

EDIT: I also loved this one, really cute

Written by [user id=32596] on 02.11.2008 at 19:28

Kind of a boring answer,but Xasthur is pretty depressing...

its like "dude seriously,you need a hug"

Written by [user id=36050] on 24.11.2008 at 06:32

Aaaa! i can't hear cannibal corpse..did you hear music coming from toilet bowl? ah) cannibal corpse=toilet bowl

werry funny indeed

Written by GT on 31.05.2008 at 10:29

Written by X-Ray Rod on 31.05.2008 at 02:14

Quote:

Written by +{Jonas}+ on 02.05.2008 at 03:15

Written by Dangerboner on 02.05.2008 at 03:13

I don't find Angela to be that attractive. She comes across as being too manly on stage, but her body isn't bad at all.

Angela Gossow is twice the man I'll ever be.

Awesome shit xD

It's already in here, but yes it's good shit...a very honest man

I found this one really brutal and indeed honest!!

Written by TEXASTHUNDER on 14.10.2008 at 06:12

sorry, i' an american. the only czech i know is jaromir jagr. lol

Perfect place wjere post it was Best czceh metal band

Also from the best Czech metal band thread:

Written by Dane Train on 07.06.2007 at 04:18

They kind of sound like The Dillinger Escape Plan raping Enya...

This is so good that I just had to put it:

In the thread of "Ever Got Mistaken For Satanist?"

Quote:

Written by Elijah on 07.12.2008 at 02:41

I was mistaken for a woman once. Much more satisfying. Made me feel pretty.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 23.12.2008 at 23:45

@Lucas, you are a philistine, barbarian, neanderthal for saying whisky isn't an art. whisky is way more art than folk metal or euro flower power metal.

APLAUSE and enjoy, best post ever

Quote:

Written by Bad English on 30.12.2008 at 22:25

I never had seen anybody from MS and never had KISSED MS member, and I doubt it even hepens and if it hepens its be a girl, but I doubt any girl from MS want kiss me

A very honest man

Written by X-Ray Rod on 30.12.2008 at 23:06

Quote:

Written by Bad English on 30.12.2008 at 22:25

I never had seen anybody from MS and never had KISSED MS member, and I doubt it even hepens and if it hepens its be a girl, but I doubt any girl from MS want kiss me

A very honest man

You can open poll ''Girls , do you want kiss K7''

Yes
No

wiew votes , you will see no will win :p and there be anonim votes

Here's quote by K7:

Quote:
I understand palestinans why they hate jews and want kill I understand it, if X nation attack to Y nation and kill half of y then y all time will hate x and now more comments are because of emeotions and unfortunatly all muslim world even turks,a rabs whatever who live in london or NY support hamas, IMO its stupid people hed life there, what tehy will say when tehy bne kicked beck to etnick lands

Well, maybe it's not funny, but surely it's the high performance of a brain, just look at the deduction!!!

You can see his brains working.

Written by Bad English on 30.12.2008 at 23:08

You can open poll ''Girls , do you want kiss K7''

Yes
No

Another great idea!

Written by Hamird on 24.01.2009 at 00:56

Here's quote by K7:

Quote:
I understand palestinans why they hate jews and want kill I understand it, if X nation attack to Y nation and kill half of y then y all time will hate x and now more comments are because of emeotions and unfortunatly all muslim world even turks,a rabs whatever who live in london or NY support hamas, IMO its stupid people hed life there, what tehy will say when tehy bne kicked beck to etnick lands

Well, maybe it's not funny, but surely it's the high performance of a brain, just look at the deduction!!!

I just want say people who are intelectual wont kill for name of religion, whatever
I want say people who're in whatever UK, for example live there because in etnic land has comflic, and some euroapin nation alove them life they shood support thet land rules, law etc not be aganist

Ragana - Yes good idea but if it hepens in life its be much better

Written by Bad English on 24.01.2009 at 01:21
Ragana - Yes good idea but if it hepens in life its be much better

..maybe someday.

Written by Ragana on 24.01.2009 at 01:11

You can see his brains working.

Written by Bad English on 30.12.2008 at 23:08

You can open poll ''Girls , do you want kiss K7''

Yes
No

Another great idea!

Not so great considering noone has ever seen his face. Does he even have a face?