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Posted by Lord TJ, 22.10.2007 - 20:13
What quotes from other members have you found hilarious?

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24.01.2009 - 15:43
Elio
Red Nightmare
this is becoming funny quotes from K7!
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IntoPlighT said: "Slipknot is 15 years old how the fuck is that Nu metal?"

BEST. QUOTE. EVER.
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24.01.2009 - 16:12
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by Elio on 24.01.2009 at 15:43

this is becoming funny quotes from K7!

wanna more become member or ?mir?t metal there many more
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I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens.

Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die"

I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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24.01.2009 - 22:19
Ragana
Rawrcat
Written by +{Jonas}+ on 24.01.2009 at 05:51

Not so great considering noone has ever seen his face. Does he even have a face?

Well, you know, love is not just about the looks...

Well he definitely has eyes - so how he would see that he's typing words wrong?
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25.01.2009 - 00:32
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by Janne on 25.01.2009 at 00:01

Tomorrow will be the first match of Milan I won't watch
I'll be in Slovakia to collect the Euro coins.

funy it is funny
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I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens.

Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die"

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25.01.2009 - 04:02
+{Jonas}+
I R Serious Cat
Written by Ragana on 24.01.2009 at 22:19

Written by +{Jonas}+ on 24.01.2009 at 05:51

Not so great considering noone has ever seen his face. Does he even have a face?

Well, you know, love is not just about the looks...

Well he definitely has eyes - so how he would see that he's typing words wrong?

We're not talking about lov, hun. only about which girl in MS would like to kiss K7.
Yes he has eyes... quite possibly a ninja.
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"Nobody wants to be the weird kid, you just end up being the weird kid. You don't know how you ended up getting there" - Rob Zombie

http://jonas-bs.deviantart.com My dA, mainly photography, go check it out!
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25.01.2009 - 11:52
-DC-002-
Mastercommander
Written by +{Jonas}+ on 25.01.2009 at 04:02

Written by Ragana on 24.01.2009 at 22:19

Written by +{Jonas}+ on 24.01.2009 at 05:51

Not so great considering noone has ever seen his face. Does he even have a face?

Well, you know, love is not just about the looks...

Well he definitely has eyes - so how he would see that he's typing words wrong?

We're not talking about lov, hun. only about which girl in MS would like to kiss K7.
Yes he has eyes... quite possibly a ninja.

Are you SURE he has eyes. he may not even be of this world.... think about that
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25.01.2009 - 17:26
+{Jonas}+
I R Serious Cat
Written by -DC-002- on 25.01.2009 at 11:52

Written by +{Jonas}+ on 25.01.2009 at 04:02

Written by Ragana on 24.01.2009 at 22:19

Written by +{Jonas}+ on 24.01.2009 at 05:51

Not so great considering noone has ever seen his face. Does he even have a face?

Well, you know, love is not just about the looks...

Well he definitely has eyes - so how he would see that he's typing words wrong?

We're not talking about lov, hun. only about which girl in MS would like to kiss K7.
Yes he has eyes... quite possibly a ninja.

Are you SURE he has eyes. he may not even be of this world.... think about that

Whoa. I hadn't thought about it that way.
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26.01.2009 - 13:12
Ragana
Rawrcat
Written by Warman on 07.11.2007 at 22:39

Haha, that's like saying "compose your own Metal album and upload it here, instead of writing a review of an album".

Home edition.
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26.01.2009 - 16:40
Ernis
狼獾
Written by -DC-002- on 25.01.2009 at 11:52

Written by +{Jonas}+ on 25.01.2009 at 04:02

Written by Ragana on 24.01.2009 at 22:19

Written by +{Jonas}+ on 24.01.2009 at 05:51

Not so great considering noone has ever seen his face. Does he even have a face?

Well, you know, love is not just about the looks...

Well he definitely has eyes - so how he would see that he's typing words wrong?

We're not talking about lov, hun. only about which girl in MS would like to kiss K7.
Yes he has eyes... quite possibly a ninja.

Are you SURE he has eyes. he may not even be of this world.... think about that

That's true....there are eyeless creatures who use other senses so that eyes as we understand are not necessary....
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26.01.2009 - 16:52
Elio
Red Nightmare
And you are forgetting that the lack of eyes would finally explain why his typing sucks so hard
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IntoPlighT said: "Slipknot is 15 years old how the fuck is that Nu metal?"

BEST. QUOTE. EVER.
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26.01.2009 - 17:27
Ragana
Rawrcat
Then you should be happy that he EVEN writes.
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26.01.2009 - 18:18
-DC-002-
Mastercommander
I know at least he's progressive

maybe there should be a thread dedicated to the myths surrounding K7. then a published book
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01.02.2009 - 23:25
Dane Train
Beers & Kilts
Elite
Spyroid in the shout box...

"Discussing which bands are good or bad is like trying to mate Ghaal with a lady - pointless."
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02.02.2009 - 01:43
tulkas
el parcero
Written by Dane Train on 01.02.2009 at 23:25

Spyroid in the shout box...

"Discussing which bands are good or bad is like trying to mate Ghaal with a lady - pointless."

haha, i saw that earlier also, but didn't think about posting it here. it ruled
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11.02.2009 - 06:28
tulkas
el parcero
This was in the 'release limited to 666 copies' thread

Written by Joker on 09.02.2009 at 19:49

Maybe satan is gay afterall..

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13.02.2009 - 22:35
Hamird
Lieutenant
Posted by Ellrohir a.k.a Chris Amber:

It must be "Through The Fire And The Flames" by DragonForce...see that Danny Johnson made a world record in Guitar Hero III playing exactly this song
it is so hard, that even DragonForce themselves are unable to play it...
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15.02.2009 - 22:24
Bas
Retired Staff
Elite
Written by Hamird on 13.02.2009 at 22:35

it is so hard, that even DragonForce themselves are unable to play it...

it's true though!!
(and not only for that song...)
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16.02.2009 - 01:04
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
Written by Bas on 15.02.2009 at 22:24

Written by Hamird on 13.02.2009 at 22:35

it is so hard, that even DragonForce themselves are unable to play it...

it's true though!!
(and not only for that song...)

DragonForce hard to play

It isn't hard once you know what tricks they use in the studio.
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16.02.2009 - 10:11
Bas
Retired Staff
Elite
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 16.02.2009 at 01:04

DragonForce hard to play

It isn't hard once you know what tricks they use in the studio.

Well I didn't say it's too hard to play (although I believe it probably is hard to play, but there are more than enough guitarists that manage waaaay harder (and better of course) stuff, so..)

I was just saying that they aren't able to play it themselves on stage
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20.02.2009 - 08:15
Daggon
Underpaid M.D.
This was posted today on the shoutbox lol:

22:20 - LeChron James
why does GNR's profile have a pair of drummers listed as present members?

22:58 - iaberis
cause 1 ain't enough for zxl

23:06 - LeChron James
nothing is enough for axl

23:15 - Bad English
Iaberis please dont talk about Saints and ASSE

23:27 - Paradox0
thats the weirdest derogitory comment towards axel & roses yet
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"Les vers savent qu'ils n'ont pas d'ailes, c'est pour cela qu'ils se cachent sous terre"
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28.02.2009 - 00:55
tulkas
el parcero
Herzebeth on his "Best Albums of 2008 - And how does everything in life sucks ass" thread

"Turns out 2008 was a lousy and stinky year for metal.....so I ended up buying a basket of porn instead...it was nice"

classic!
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love is like a jar of shit with a strawberry on top
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28.02.2009 - 15:37
Elio
Red Nightmare
Written by tulkas on 28.02.2009 at 00:55

Herzebeth on his "Best Albums of 2008 - And how does everything in life sucks ass" thread

"Turns out 2008 was a lousy and stinky year for metal.....so I ended up buying a basket of porn instead...it was nice"

classic!

Man, that Herzebeth's dude is a neverending laughter, check his reviews.
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IntoPlighT said: "Slipknot is 15 years old how the fuck is that Nu metal?"

BEST. QUOTE. EVER.
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02.03.2009 - 20:42
Hamird
Lieutenant
Yes indeed it was funny, and God bless Erotica, which always is an option for entertainment..
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09.03.2009 - 07:37
Daggon
Underpaid M.D.
Today on the shoutbox:

07:12 - BloodFireDeath
MAYHEM RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLACK METAL IS THE STRONGEST OF ALL METAL SUBGENRES

07:26 - iaberis
you sound like a 13year old kid that just discovered iron maiden... lol
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09.03.2009 - 08:00
tulkas
el parcero
Written by Daggon on 09.03.2009 at 07:37

Today on the shoutbox:

07:12 - BloodFireDeath
MAYHEM RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLACK METAL IS THE STRONGEST OF ALL METAL SUBGENRES

07:26 - iaberis
you sound like a 13year old kid that just discovered iron maiden... lol

LMAO!! and i don't know what's better, if the comment, or iaberis' response another MS classic, haha
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love is like a jar of shit with a strawberry on top
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18.03.2009 - 13:16
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by Deus Ex Machina on 15.03.2009 at 13:09



I just don't like how it looks, and men have such ridiculous looking legs. :/

OMG sometimes I wanna open soem forum and quote something there
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I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens.

Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die"

I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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18.03.2009 - 16:25
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Written by Dane Train on 01.02.2009 at 23:25

Spyroid in the shout box...

"Discussing which bands are good or bad is like trying to mate Ghaal with a lady - pointless."

O man... that was just amazing.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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26.03.2009 - 02:30
tulkas
el parcero
One of lucas's reason for locking a thread:

ZING!
[/locked]

(If anyone needs any more than that, this is an insanely useless topic because:

d) i'm a ninja)

haha, what better reason than that!
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29.03.2009 - 16:21
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by Brave on 29.03.2009 at 14:26

Written by ForeverDarkWoods on 28.03.2009 at 21:49

I am GOD!

Just like Jesus?

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I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens.

Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die"

I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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01.04.2009 - 01:54
Fhuesc
Quote:
16:45 - Warman
I see bunnies, kittens and butterflies! The day has finally come when Metal Storm turned METAL!

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Hasta la victoria, siempre!
Until victory, always!
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