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30.07.2010 - 14:15
Lucas
Mr. Noise
Elite
Jersey Shore... not familiar with it? Jersey Shore is an MTV-produced reality show. Well, basically this is reality tv 2.0. No Real World episode comes even close to this. The four guys are steroid-fuelled muscle-monsters (well, except for one of them), the four girls are Paris Hiltons x2. Recipe for success, right?

It's seriously one of the most hilarious (reality) series I've ever seen. There's just so much arrogance, drunken bullshit, sluttiness and drama - it's unbelievable.

Season one took place in the Jersey Shore, season two takes place in Miami and is now on the air.

I bought a 'Situation' shirt.
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06.08.2010 - 00:23
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
I can't believe your serious Lucas

I watched it sometimes and the weird thing is that it was so fucking frustrating to have the feeling of wanting to kill someone that I watched a lot of episodes... But I stopped, it was too much bullshit.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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12.08.2010 - 23:22
Lucas
Mr. Noise
Elite
Season two has begun, episode two is out and has been watched by me.

Still hilarious.
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13.08.2010 - 00:46
Ragana
Rawrcat
Written by Lucas on 30.07.2010 at 14:15

The four guys are steroid-fuelled muscle-monsters (well, except for one of them)

They don't look that monstrous. Actually, if I didn't know I'd say they're all gay except for that... hmm, what was his name, Vinny. The obsession with their own looks and all the drama is out of control, I mean, if I was one of them I'd go insane...
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13.08.2010 - 00:53
Lucas
Mr. Noise
Elite
Written by Ragana on 13.08.2010 at 00:46

Written by Lucas on 30.07.2010 at 14:15

The four guys are steroid-fuelled muscle-monsters (well, except for one of them)

They don't look that monstrous.

A body like that is virtually impossible at their age (and their lifestyle) without steroids. Honestly. Unless you've been in the gym for ten years and have fully dedicated yourself through food intake etc.
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13.08.2010 - 01:09
Ragana
Rawrcat
I'm not saying they don't use 'em, but they don't seem that huge or anything. Except for the guy who had David Boreanaz's face.
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13.08.2010 - 20:33
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Written by Ragana on 13.08.2010 at 01:09

the guy who had David Boreanaz's face.

I thought I was the only one who thought that! XD
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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28.08.2010 - 17:19
Being from New Jersey, I enjoy the insane amount of controversy the show generates rather than the show itself.
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30.08.2010 - 22:08
Lucas
Mr. Noise
Elite


I made the screenie.
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31.08.2010 - 02:38
BitterCOld
The Ancient One
Admin
Written by Lucas on 30.08.2010 at 22:08


I made the screenie.

don't watch the show, no desire to. but saw this and figured you might find it mildly amusing...

Ozzy goes to the Shore
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02.09.2010 - 22:29
Lucas
Mr. Noise
Elite
Haha nice one
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02.09.2010 - 22:40
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
Why do [people call this reality tv? It is ALL scripted.
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05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

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02.09.2010 - 23:04
Lucas
Mr. Noise
Elite
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 02.09.2010 at 22:40

Why do [people call this reality tv? It is ALL scripted.

Because nobody cares. Btw, turn on RTL 5 RIGHT NOW for Oh Oh Cherso, the Dutch rip-off version.
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"The reason I'm running for president is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen." - Barack Obama
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02.09.2010 - 23:07
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
Written by Lucas on 02.09.2010 at 23:04

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 02.09.2010 at 22:40

Why do [people call this reality tv? It is ALL scripted.

Because nobody cares. Btw, turn on RTL 5 RIGHT NOW for Oh Oh Cherso, the Dutch rip-off version.

Why the fuck would I turn on a channel I work for on a daily basis?
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Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
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05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

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02.09.2010 - 23:09
Lucas
Mr. Noise
Elite
Because you are missing the most degenerate, imbecile and vulgar piece of televison ever.
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"The reason I'm running for president is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen." - Barack Obama
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02.09.2010 - 23:15
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
Written by Lucas on 02.09.2010 at 23:09

Because you are missing the most degenerate, imbecile and vulgar piece of televison ever.

I'd rather sit here with my pants down wanking to some porn at work than do that
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Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal

Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

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02.09.2010 - 23:16
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 02.09.2010 at 23:15

Written by Lucas on 02.09.2010 at 23:09

Because you are missing the most degenerate, imbecile and vulgar piece of televison ever.

I'd rather sit here with my pants down wanking to some porn at work than do that

so that means that you while you were typin' it you were also spankin' it?
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02.09.2010 - 23:26
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
Typing right handed, spanking left handed (wanted on myself to cheat tonight)
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Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal

Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight
Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.)
05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996

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