Jersey Shore
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Lucas Mr. Noise Elite |
30.07.2010 - 14:15
Jersey Shore... not familiar with it? Jersey Shore is an MTV-produced reality show. Well, basically this is reality tv 2.0. No Real World episode comes even close to this. The four guys are steroid-fuelled muscle-monsters (well, except for one of them), the four girls are Paris Hiltons x2. Recipe for success, right? It's seriously one of the most hilarious (reality) series I've ever seen. There's just so much arrogance, drunken bullshit, sluttiness and drama - it's unbelievable. Season one took place in the Jersey Shore, season two takes place in Miami and is now on the air. I bought a 'Situation' shirt.
---- SLUDGE. DOOM. DEATH. Wait, what? "The reason I'm running for president is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen." - Barack Obama
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X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff |
06.08.2010 - 00:23
I can't believe your serious Lucas I watched it sometimes and the weird thing is that it was so fucking frustrating to have the feeling of wanting to kill someone that I watched a lot of episodes... But I stopped, it was too much bullshit.
---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
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Lucas Mr. Noise Elite |
12.08.2010 - 23:22
Season two has begun, episode two is out and has been watched by me. Still hilarious.
---- SLUDGE. DOOM. DEATH. Wait, what? "The reason I'm running for president is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen." - Barack Obama
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Ragana Rawrcat |
13.08.2010 - 00:46 Written by Lucas on 30.07.2010 at 14:15 They don't look that monstrous. Actually, if I didn't know I'd say they're all gay except for that... hmm, what was his name, Vinny. The obsession with their own looks and all the drama is out of control, I mean, if I was one of them I'd go insane...
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Lucas Mr. Noise Elite |
13.08.2010 - 00:53 Written by Ragana on 13.08.2010 at 00:46 A body like that is virtually impossible at their age (and their lifestyle) without steroids. Honestly. Unless you've been in the gym for ten years and have fully dedicated yourself through food intake etc.
---- SLUDGE. DOOM. DEATH. Wait, what? "The reason I'm running for president is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen." - Barack Obama
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Ragana Rawrcat |
13.08.2010 - 01:09
I'm not saying they don't use 'em, but they don't seem that huge or anything. Except for the guy who had David Boreanaz's face.
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X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff |
13.08.2010 - 20:33 Written by Ragana on 13.08.2010 at 01:09 I thought I was the only one who thought that! XD
---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
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Bloody_Footprint |
28.08.2010 - 17:19
Being from New Jersey, I enjoy the insane amount of controversy the show generates rather than the show itself.
---- Neurosis and Metal since '87
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Lucas Mr. Noise Elite |
30.08.2010 - 22:08 I made the screenie.
---- SLUDGE. DOOM. DEATH. Wait, what? "The reason I'm running for president is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen." - Barack Obama
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BitterCOld The Ancient One Admin |
31.08.2010 - 02:38 Written by Lucas on 30.08.2010 at 22:08 don't watch the show, no desire to. but saw this and figured you might find it mildly amusing... Ozzy goes to the Shore
---- get the fuck off my lawn. Beer Bug Virus Spotify Playlist crafted by Nikarg and I. Feel free to tune in and add some pertinent metal tunes!
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Lucas Mr. Noise Elite |
02.09.2010 - 22:29
Haha nice one
---- SLUDGE. DOOM. DEATH. Wait, what? "The reason I'm running for president is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen." - Barack Obama
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Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite |
02.09.2010 - 22:40
Why do [people call this reality tv? It is ALL scripted.
---- Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.) 05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996
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Lucas Mr. Noise Elite |
02.09.2010 - 23:04 Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 02.09.2010 at 22:40 Because nobody cares. Btw, turn on RTL 5 RIGHT NOW for Oh Oh Cherso, the Dutch rip-off version.
---- SLUDGE. DOOM. DEATH. Wait, what? "The reason I'm running for president is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen." - Barack Obama
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Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite |
02.09.2010 - 23:07 Written by Lucas on 02.09.2010 at 23:04 Why the fuck would I turn on a channel I work for on a daily basis?
---- Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.) 05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996
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Lucas Mr. Noise Elite |
02.09.2010 - 23:09
Because you are missing the most degenerate, imbecile and vulgar piece of televison ever.
---- SLUDGE. DOOM. DEATH. Wait, what? "The reason I'm running for president is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen." - Barack Obama
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Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite |
02.09.2010 - 23:15 Written by Lucas on 02.09.2010 at 23:09 I'd rather sit here with my pants down wanking to some porn at work than do that
---- Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.) 05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996
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Valentin B Iconoclast |
02.09.2010 - 23:16 Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 02.09.2010 at 23:15 so that means that you while you were typin' it you were also spankin' it?
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Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite |
02.09.2010 - 23:26
Typing right handed, spanking left handed (wanted on myself to cheat tonight)
---- Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.) 05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996
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