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Posted by Lord TJ, 22.10.2007 - 20:13
What quotes from other members have you found hilarious?

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01.04.2009 - 17:03
Diabolos
Space For Rent!
Written by Osric on 01.04.2009 at 01:17

I was just looking at the discography page of Pagan Hellfire and after the page loaded one of the album arts turned into some pretty flowers for a couple seconds. I noticed it happens on other discography pages as well, such as Burzum and Grave Digger. Could that be a virus or something? Or maybe its just my computer. So watch a discography page load, i know it happens on Pagan Hellfire's page, and then after a couple seconds one of the album arts will turn from grim black metal to something happy, gay, and colourful.

I submitted a new album to Pagan Hellfire today btw, maybe that has something to do with it?

Edit: well, now i just saw this same thing happen to my avatar, and then i saw a butterfly go across my screen. I'm not on any drugs right now, i swear. When i posted this i only looked for other threads complaining specifically about album art so sorry if this problem has already been brought up.

That one was great
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01.04.2009 - 17:41
Elio
Red Nightmare
Written by Diabolos on 01.04.2009 at 17:03

Written by Osric on 01.04.2009 at 01:17

I was just looking at the discography page of Pagan Hellfire and after the page loaded one of the album arts turned into some pretty flowers for a couple seconds. I noticed it happens on other discography pages as well, such as Burzum and Grave Digger. Could that be a virus or something? Or maybe its just my computer. So watch a discography page load, i know it happens on Pagan Hellfire's page, and then after a couple seconds one of the album arts will turn from grim black metal to something happy, gay, and colourful.

I submitted a new album to Pagan Hellfire today btw, maybe that has something to do with it?

Edit: well, now i just saw this same thing happen to my avatar, and then i saw a butterfly go across my screen. I'm not on any drugs right now, i swear. When i posted this i only looked for other threads complaining specifically about album art so sorry if this problem has already been brought up.

That one was great

Ahaha "I'm not on any drugs right now, I swear" is the the best quote I've read here till now
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IntoPlighT said: "Slipknot is 15 years old how the fuck is that Nu metal?"

BEST. QUOTE. EVER.
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01.04.2009 - 17:45
Himann
Orm KrigGud
Written by Elio on 01.04.2009 at 17:41

Written by Diabolos on 01.04.2009 at 17:03

Written by Osric on 01.04.2009 at 01:17

I was just looking at the discography page of Pagan Hellfire and after the page loaded one of the album arts turned into some pretty flowers for a couple seconds. I noticed it happens on other discography pages as well, such as Burzum and Grave Digger. Could that be a virus or something? Or maybe its just my computer. So watch a discography page load, i know it happens on Pagan Hellfire's page, and then after a couple seconds one of the album arts will turn from grim black metal to something happy, gay, and colourful.

I submitted a new album to Pagan Hellfire today btw, maybe that has something to do with it?

Edit: well, now i just saw this same thing happen to my avatar, and then i saw a butterfly go across my screen. I'm not on any drugs right now, i swear. When i posted this i only looked for other threads complaining specifically about album art so sorry if this problem has already been brought up.

That one was great

Ahaha "I'm not on any drugs right now, I swear" is the the best quote I've read here till now

Agreed lol.. That bit was hilarious..!! Also the description of how the butterfly suddenly crossed the screen was awesome lol..!!
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So Pure... So Cold
Transilvanian Hunger
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01.04.2009 - 17:50
Diabolos
Space For Rent!
Also great are the passages wioth "postcard" and "Pagan Rainbowlandfire"
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02.04.2009 - 15:14
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by Diabolos on 01.04.2009 at 17:03

Written by Osric on 01.04.2009 at 01:17

I was just looking at the discography page of Pagan Hellfire and after the page loaded one of the album arts turned into some pretty flowers for a couple seconds. I noticed it happens on other discography pages as well, such as Burzum and Grave Digger. Could that be a virus or something? Or maybe its just my computer. So watch a discography page load, i know it happens on Pagan Hellfire's page, and then after a couple seconds one of the album arts will turn from grim black metal to something happy, gay, and colourful.

I submitted a new album to Pagan Hellfire today btw, maybe that has something to do with it?

Edit: well, now i just saw this same thing happen to my avatar, and then i saw a butterfly go across my screen. I'm not on any drugs right now, i swear. When i posted this i only looked for other threads complaining specifically about album art so sorry if this problem has already been brought up.

That one was great

"i swear i'm not on drugs"
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02.04.2009 - 16:41
buki of steel
Crystal Ann
Lol.. epic!
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06.04.2009 - 14:40
Crimson Lily
Account deleted
Well just wanna post one from my MS buddy, Valentin B, from the shoutbox.
I just found it so hilarious how he posted it so randomly and especially what it says. I've said it before and I'll say it again, Valentin B is teh man! Well, here goes:
00:38 - Valentin B
my bizellnizzle is teh shizellnizzle..
Well, I dunno about others but I find it hilarious! Valentin B, please keep me laughing!
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06.04.2009 - 16:21
Elio
Red Nightmare
Written by [user id=40334] on 06.04.2009 at 14:40

Well just wanna post one from my MS buddy, Valentin B, from the shoutbox.
I just found it so hilarious how he posted it so randomly and especially what it says. I've said it before and I'll say it again, Valentin B is teh man! Well, here goes:
00:38 - Valentin B
my bizellnizzle is teh shizellnizzle..
Well, I dunno about others but I find it hilarious! Valentin B, please keep me laughing!

lol yeah besides, wtf is the bizellnizzle?
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IntoPlighT said: "Slipknot is 15 years old how the fuck is that Nu metal?"

BEST. QUOTE. EVER.
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06.04.2009 - 17:19
Ragana
Rawrcat
Written by Elio on 06.04.2009 at 16:21

Written by [user id=40334] on 06.04.2009 at 14:40

Well just wanna post one from my MS buddy, Valentin B, from the shoutbox.
I just found it so hilarious how he posted it so randomly and especially what it says. I've said it before and I'll say it again, Valentin B is teh man! Well, here goes:
00:38 - Valentin B
my bizellnizzle is teh shizellnizzle..
Well, I dunno about others but I find it hilarious! Valentin B, please keep me laughing!

lol yeah besides, wtf is the bizellnizzle?

...his imaginary friend?
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06.04.2009 - 17:28
Elio
Red Nightmare
Written by Ragana on 06.04.2009 at 17:19

Written by Elio on 06.04.2009 at 16:21

Written by [user id=40334] on 06.04.2009 at 14:40

Well just wanna post one from my MS buddy, Valentin B, from the shoutbox.
I just found it so hilarious how he posted it so randomly and especially what it says. I've said it before and I'll say it again, Valentin B is teh man! Well, here goes:
00:38 - Valentin B
my bizellnizzle is teh shizellnizzle..
Well, I dunno about others but I find it hilarious! Valentin B, please keep me laughing!

lol yeah besides, wtf is the bizellnizzle?

...his imaginary friend?

you say so?
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IntoPlighT said: "Slipknot is 15 years old how the fuck is that Nu metal?"

BEST. QUOTE. EVER.
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06.04.2009 - 17:42
Ragana
Rawrcat
Written by Elio on 06.04.2009 at 17:28

Written by Ragana on 06.04.2009 at 17:19

Written by Elio on 06.04.2009 at 16:21

Written by [user id=40334] on 06.04.2009 at 14:40

Well just wanna post one from my MS buddy, Valentin B, from the shoutbox.
I just found it so hilarious how he posted it so randomly and especially what it says. I've said it before and I'll say it again, Valentin B is teh man! Well, here goes:
00:38 - Valentin B
my bizellnizzle is teh shizellnizzle..
Well, I dunno about others but I find it hilarious! Valentin B, please keep me laughing!

lol yeah besides, wtf is the bizellnizzle?

...his imaginary friend?

you say so?

That's an unlucky guess.
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07.04.2009 - 04:53
+{Jonas}+
I R Serious Cat
Don't know if this has been posted but here it goes from "Would you accept 1 million ollars to give up love?"

Written by [user id=22888] on 09.03.2008 at 20:10

Written by [user id=31166] on 09.03.2008 at 16:58

@Harmonic - You don't need love, you can just go to a magic site, and then let go of the steam in the toilet.

Right...

Unerly, you'll have to translate that for me. Are you saying that taking a crap is a substitute for human affection?

Priceless
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07.04.2009 - 15:25
Baz Anderson
Staff
Hahahaha, that is a good one.
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07.04.2009 - 17:03
Himann
Orm KrigGud
Written by Zenzero on 07.04.2009 at 14:17

....she was my first gf and first love, so i don't care what she's now... i don't talk with her since many years, and i see her rarely!! i forgot all the bad things, and i remember only the good!!
she had a great ass!!!

Someone who finally has his priorities right..
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So Pure... So Cold
Transilvanian Hunger
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07.04.2009 - 18:13
Diabolos
Space For Rent!
Written by Doc G. on 07.04.2009 at 17:38

Written by Lioncourt on 07.04.2009 at 09:48

I am surprised that nobody asked this, but why was Korpiklaani not on the folk metal nominees?

Because re-releases don't count, they've been re-releasing the same album for 9 years now.

Lol, somehow he's right I have to admit
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07.04.2009 - 19:12
Ragana
Rawrcat
Written by Diabolos on 07.04.2009 at 18:13

Written by Doc G. on 07.04.2009 at 17:38

Written by Lioncourt on 07.04.2009 at 09:48

I am surprised that nobody asked this, but why was Korpiklaani not on the folk metal nominees?

Because re-releases don't count, they've been re-releasing the same album for 9 years now.

Lol, somehow he's right I have to admit

Haha, owned.
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07.04.2009 - 22:02
Elio
Red Nightmare
Ahaha Zenzero and Dr Rock's are awesome!
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IntoPlighT said: "Slipknot is 15 years old how the fuck is that Nu metal?"

BEST. QUOTE. EVER.
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10.04.2009 - 02:20
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Aaaah fuck!!!! I was going to post Dr. Rock's post!!!
It's like a Brutality from Mortal Kombat ajjajajaja. pure ownedness.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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10.04.2009 - 02:22
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
Staff
Written by Himann on 07.04.2009 at 17:03

Written by Zenzero on 07.04.2009 at 14:17

....she was my first gf and first love, so i don't care what she's now... i don't talk with her since many years, and i see her rarely!! i forgot all the bad things, and i remember only the good!!
she had a great ass!!!

Someone who finally has his priorities right..

LMAO... this guy along with Dr. Rock are my heroes from 2009.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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10.04.2009 - 09:24
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by Ragana on 06.04.2009 at 17:42

Written by Elio on 06.04.2009 at 17:28

Written by Ragana on 06.04.2009 at 17:19

Written by Elio on 06.04.2009 at 16:21

Written by [user id=40334] on 06.04.2009 at 14:40

Well just wanna post one from my MS buddy, Valentin B, from the shoutbox.
I just found it so hilarious how he posted it so randomly and especially what it says. I've said it before and I'll say it again, Valentin B is teh man! Well, here goes:
00:38 - Valentin B
my bizellnizzle is teh shizellnizzle..
Well, I dunno about others but I find it hilarious! Valentin B, please keep me laughing!

lol yeah besides, wtf is the bizellnizzle?

...his imaginary friend?

you say so?

That's an unlucky guess.

if you knew Snoopspeek, you'd understand that "bizzelnizzle" is actually "business"

n00bizzle lol firefox seems to think that n00bizzle is a word
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10.04.2009 - 09:33
tulkas
el parcero
Written by Valentin B on 10.04.2009 at 09:24

if you knew Snoopspeek, you'd understand that "bizzelnizzle" is actually "business"

n00bizzle lol firefox seems to think that n00bizzle is a word

Snoop is tha man!! he's now in the same level as tolkien, 'cause they both have invented new languages
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15.04.2009 - 19:24
ms68
I read the most funnies things in metalstorm here.
http://www.metalstorm.ee/pub/fun_comments.php?fun_id=33

and this is the best:
Be more br00taL than Paris Hilton trying to read a book.
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The more you eat, the more you shit
No matter what you eat, it all turns to shit
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16.04.2009 - 14:57
ForeverDarkWoods
To anybody who hasn't seen this already and likes to laugh at retards:

http://metalstorm.ee/forum/topic.php?topic_id=16658
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16.04.2009 - 22:00
tulkas
el parcero
Written by ForeverDarkWoods on 16.04.2009 at 14:57

To anybody who hasn't seen this already and likes to laugh at retards:

http://metalstorm.ee/forum/topic.php?topic_id=16658

that poor dude now has like half of all MS users poinitng him and laughing, hehe
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love is like a jar of shit with a strawberry on top
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20.04.2009 - 01:23
Gigginova
Account deleted
Written by Diabolos on 07.04.2009 at 18:13

Written by Doc G. on 07.04.2009 at 17:38

Written by Lioncourt on 07.04.2009 at 09:48

I am surprised that nobody asked this, but why was Korpiklaani not on the folk metal nominees?

Because re-releases don't count, they've been re-releasing the same album for 9 years now.

Lol, somehow he's right I have to admit

I don't really agree, but it's hysterical though.
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26.04.2009 - 23:47
TormentoR?
Account deleted
Here's one from the shoutbox

21:47 - Thought.
i'm in love with my best friend's girlfriend. Nile isn't even that brutal.
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01.05.2009 - 12:28
Diabolos
Space For Rent!
Written by Fat & Sassy! on 01.05.2009 at 01:05

Low: The swine flu is spreading at my college... ZOMBIE OUTBREAK!

High:................. ZOMBIE OUTBREAK!

A classic Fat & Sassy
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06.05.2009 - 20:20
Ragana
Rawrcat
Written by ms68 on 06.05.2009 at 20:15

Written by Peuranpuolikas on 06.05.2009 at 09:37

Judas Priest - Turbo
Metallica - Metallica
Dimmu Borgir - In Sorte Diaboli
All Behemoth covers since Satanica.
And finally: Black Sabbath Vol. 4

All of the above are just ugly, music is good, but covers...

i think none of them is worse than your avatar.

Hihihi, raw.
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07.05.2009 - 22:31
Hamird
Lieutenant
Written by Ragana on 06.05.2009 at 20:20

Written by ms68 on 06.05.2009 at 20:15

Written by Peuranpuolikas on 06.05.2009 at 09:37

Judas Priest - Turbo
Metallica - Metallica
Dimmu Borgir - In Sorte Diaboli
All Behemoth covers since Satanica.
And finally: Black Sabbath Vol. 4

All of the above are just ugly, music is good, but covers...

i think none of them is worse than your avatar.

Hihihi, raw.

lol. Yes it was funny, though I don't think Death logo is that bad
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08.05.2009 - 14:37
Diabolos
Space For Rent!
Written by Doc G. on 08.05.2009 at 05:55

OMFG Valentin!? U dint put cannibul corps on teh list?! I vote other. caanibal corps is my fav

Lol, that was a good one Dr. Rock
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