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Posted by Lord TJ, 22.10.2007 - 20:13

What quotes from other members have you found hilarious?

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Daggon Underpaid M.D. Posts: 1689	Permalink 11.05.2009 - 09:19 Daggon Underpaid M.D. Posts: 1689 Written by Elio on 07.04.2009 at 22:02 Ahaha Zenzero and Dr Rock's are awesome! haha seconded! ---- "Les vers savent qu'ils n'ont pas d'ailes, c'est pour cela qu'ils se cachent sous terre" Loading...
X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18390	Permalink 12.05.2009 - 18:12 X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18390 Written by ForeverDarkWoods on 16.04.2009 at 14:57 To anybody who hasn't seen this already and likes to laugh at retards: http://metalstorm.ee/forum/topic.php?topic_id=16658 The comment about the IQ-Duel is so fucking stupid ajjajajajajaja This one is from High and low points: Quote: Written by Fat & Sassy! on 11.05.2009 at 10:25 Written by Warman on 11.05.2009 at 02:17 But my current love always cheers me up. Yeah man, hamburgers cheer me up too... Amazing ---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Like you could kiss my ass Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49 Rod, let me love you. Loading...
Hamird Lieutenant Posts: 2564	Permalink 17.06.2009 - 07:46 Hamird Lieutenant Posts: 2564 Q: A Terrible Metal Tragedy... what are some of yours? A: Written by Dane Train on 17.06.2009 at 03:07 I bought it. Not so funny actually for those who buy such albums and are regret. Loading...
Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62159	Permalink 30.12.2009 - 14:13 Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62159 Written by Doc G. on 30.12.2009 at 13:24 Stay on topic please, people. He post it in pub tread LOL laughting all day long, best place where post it in pub ---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die" I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing Loading...
Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62159	Permalink 24.06.2010 - 23:47 Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62159 LOL this is so funny Written by skrätte on 18.05.2010 at 05:44 I fell asleep on my keyboard and woke up with an erection on some Avril Lavigne fan site. ---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die" I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing Loading...
Cynic Metalhead Ambrish Saxena Posts: 7597	Permalink 06.02.2012 - 16:50 Cynic Metalhead Ambrish Saxena Posts: 7597 Who is K7?? Why I cannot find him?? ---- Cynic's Metal On Spotify Cynic's Stoner/Sludge/Doom On Spotify Loading...
Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62159	Permalink 06.02.2012 - 17:26 Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62159 Written by Cynic Metalhead on 06.02.2012 at 16:50 Who is K7?? Why I cannot find him?? I have no clue seems he was a menber before I reg here ---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die" I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing Loading...
Cynic Metalhead Ambrish Saxena Posts: 7597	Permalink 06.02.2012 - 17:55 Cynic Metalhead Ambrish Saxena Posts: 7597 Written by Bad English on 06.02.2012 at 17:26 Written by Cynic Metalhead on 06.02.2012 at 16:50 Who is K7?? Why I cannot find him?? I have no clue seems he was a menber before I reg here that means he deleted his account?! ---- Cynic's Metal On Spotify Cynic's Stoner/Sludge/Doom On Spotify Loading...
Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62159	Permalink 06.02.2012 - 18:01 Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62159 Ask stuff I dont know ---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die" I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing Loading...
X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18390	Permalink 06.02.2012 - 18:32 X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18390 Written by Cynic Metalhead on 06.02.2012 at 17:55 that means he deleted his account?! Search for Kariasakis7 in the member's list You'll find out what current username the well known K7 has now ---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Like you could kiss my ass Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49 Rod, let me love you. Loading...
Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62159	Permalink 06.02.2012 - 20:03 Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62159 Written by X-Ray Rod on 06.02.2012 at 18:32 Written by Cynic Metalhead on 06.02.2012 at 17:55 that means he deleted his account?! Search for Kariasakis7 in the member's list You'll find out what current username the well known K7 has now Georgios Kariaskakis was killed in 19th century in Pireus harbor EDDIT: as far I remeber he was an huge alcoholic who can swallow jalf litere jack daniels in one try and drunk every day strong alcohol, till fucked up his health ---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die" I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing Loading...
Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62159	Permalink 06.02.2012 - 20:24 Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62159 Written by Cynic Metalhead on 06.02.2012 at 20:23 No point in discussing about him when he's not available "for-sake-of-the-god" out here. There is point sibce you talk about him, and you can read Scandino post and research ---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die" I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing Loading...
Cynic Metalhead Ambrish Saxena Posts: 7597	Permalink 07.02.2012 - 10:09 Cynic Metalhead Ambrish Saxena Posts: 7597 And I think the same is with Dr Rock. I won't able to find him either. WTF?! ---- Cynic's Metal On Spotify Cynic's Stoner/Sludge/Doom On Spotify Loading...
vezzy Stallmanite Posts: 3493	Permalink 07.02.2012 - 23:11 vezzy Stallmanite Posts: 3493 Wow, K7's a pretty badass troll, actually. Props to you. ---- Licensed under the GPLv3. Relinquish proprietary software for a greater GNU/America. Loading...
Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite Posts: 40071	Permalink 07.02.2012 - 23:24 Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite Posts: 40071 Hahahahah Bad English convinced someone he is not K7 wow ---- Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.) 05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996 Loading...
LordFezzington Lost To Apathy Posts: 398	Permalink 07.02.2012 - 23:34 LordFezzington Lost To Apathy Posts: 398 Genuinely the highlight of my day reading this conversation! Fine work. ---- "Pay no heed to anyone and do what seems right to yourself." - Franz Kafka, The Trial 2022 List: https://metalstorm.net/users/list.php?list_id=7001 2021 List: https://metalstorm.net/users/list.php?list_id=6742 Loading...
Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62159	Permalink 08.02.2012 - 00:26 Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62159 Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 07.02.2012 at 23:24 Hahahahah Bad English convinced someone he is not K7 wow Zanzero once POM me and ask what hepened whit user K7 and I told him K7 died .... he belived to me ---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die" I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing Loading...
Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62159	Permalink 12.02.2012 - 13:02 Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62159 Written by Cynic Metalhead on 12.02.2012 at 12:38 Written by Bad English on 08.02.2012 at 00:26 Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 07.02.2012 at 23:24 Hahahahah Bad English convinced someone he is not K7 wow Zanzero once POM me and ask what hepened whit user K7 and I told him K7 died .... he belived to me Nysssh. I neve rever have said Nysssh. ---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die" I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing Loading...
Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62159	Permalink 22.11.2013 - 19:31 Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62159 Written by Troy Killjoy on 22.11.2013 at 19:26 Oh god k7 is smarter than me. Hahhahahhaha this is awesome ---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die" I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing Loading...
Cynic Metalhead Ambrish Saxena Posts: 7597	Permalink 22.11.2013 - 20:18 Cynic Metalhead Ambrish Saxena Posts: 7597 Let's renew this forum again. My favorite place to hang out. My all time fav BloodOnIce (Discussing internet connection): Quote: Shit, no way! I connect to this 'site' through rubbing small luminous frogs on my skin and meditating until I achieve oneness with the metalstorm source.... gotta check this internet thing out, sounds so much easier [\quote]. ---- Cynic's Metal On Spotify Cynic's Stoner/Sludge/Doom On Spotify Loading...
Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62159	Permalink 24.11.2013 - 13:18 Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62159 As Cynic requasted me to do quote him , here it is Written by Cynic Metalhead on 20.11.2013 at 16:27 Someone should disturb Blood JuNkie menstrual clock by kicking his crotch hard. He's going insane for no reasons whatsoever. ---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die" I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing Loading...
angel. Evil Butterfly Posts: 2419	Permalink 24.11.2013 - 13:28 angel. Evil Butterfly Posts: 2419 I bet I had some funny quotes too ;/ but I don't remember them now. ---- The Fangirl. Loading...
Troy Killjoy perfunctionist Staff Posts: 21306	Permalink 24.11.2013 - 20:34 Troy Killjoy perfunctionist Staff Posts: 21306 Everything I say is hilarious. ---- "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something." Loading...
Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62159	Permalink 24.11.2013 - 20:43 Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62159 Written by Troy Killjoy on 24.11.2013 at 20:34 Everything I say is hilarious. yes specely where you said I am smarter then you ---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die" I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing Loading...
Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62159	Permalink 27.11.2013 - 16:51 Bad English Tage Westerlund Posts: 62159 Time to re open this tread Written by Cynic Metalhead on 27.11.2013 at 16:48 Marcel- learn to spell nonsensical, idiot. ---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die" I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing Loading...
Spirit Molecule spirit molecule Posts: 1918	Permalink 12.03.2014 - 09:17 Spirit Molecule spirit molecule Posts: 1918 I think you can put most of cynic's posts in here ---- If you never wake up from a dream does it become reality? Last fm Don't click here Loading...
angel. Evil Butterfly Posts: 2419	Permalink 12.03.2014 - 16:46 angel. Evil Butterfly Posts: 2419 This one was pretty hilarious that every time I can laugh at it : Question [ after lots of nonsensical rambling in Metalheads and Their Girlfriends thread] : Written by TOUGHEST MEMBER on 05.02.2014 at 21:59 What your opinion..? Answer : Written by [user id=105265] on 05.02.2014 at 23:35 "Leave now, and never come back." - Internet's opinion. BEST RESPONSE EVER ! ---- The Fangirl. Loading...
Karlabos Posts: 5760	Permalink 15.03.2014 - 03:13 Karlabos Posts: 5760 Posted in "Homosexuality": Written by APOHAKC on 04.09.2007 at 01:32 (...) that gay pride and gay parades trip, I hate that? What the fuck is point of people marching around half naked touching each other while listening to disco from 70s? One of the bests I've seen in a while ---- "Aah! The cat turned into a cat!" - Reimu Hakurei Loading...
ANGEL REAPER Posts: 3687	Permalink 15.03.2014 - 19:07 ANGEL REAPER Posts: 3687 Thats one 7 year old post ...how deep were you in homosexuality thread...and why? ---- "Cross is only an iron,hope is just an illusion,freedom is nothing but a name..." "Build your walls of the dead stone...Build your roofs of a dead wood..Build your dreams of a dead thoughts" Loading...
Karlabos Posts: 5760	Permalink 15.03.2014 - 21:54 Karlabos Posts: 5760 I have this impression that anything I answer will just make it worse... ---- "Aah! The cat turned into a cat!" - Reimu Hakurei Loading...