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Embalming Theatre - No Grind For Old Men [EP]



Release date: 2014
Style: Goregrind, Death metal


Disc I [Vynil]
01. Coin Locker Baby
02. Graveyard Rampage
03. Shotgun Vasectomy
04. Fatal Mental Lapses
05. Dennis Andrew Nilsen [Dahmer cover]
06. Foetus To Go Pt. 1
07. Flesh-eating Bacteria
08. Perforated Rectum (In Motel Sodomy)
09. My Home Is My Necropolis Pt.2
10. Crispy Parents
11. The Lopass Death-agony
12. Flush To The Gush
13. The Swimming Foot Mystery
14. Gasoline Gary
15. DDD: Dog Driver Death

Disc II [CD]
01. Coin Locker Baby
02. Graveyard Rampage
03. Shotgun Vasectomy
04. Fatal Mental Lapses
05. Dennis Andrew Nilsen [Dahmer cover]
06. Foetus To Go Pt. 1
07. Flesh-eating Bacteria
08. Perforated Rectum (In Motel Sodomy)
09. My Home Is My Necropolis Pt.2
10. Crispy Parents
11. The Lopass Death-agony
12. Flush To The Gush
13. The Swimming Foot Mystery
14. Gasoline Gary
15. DDD: Dog Driver Death

Additional info
Tracks 1-8 Side One 1999 - 2006
Tracks 9-15 Side Two 2007 - 2013

15-year anniversary edition, pressed on black vinyl with bonus CDi.
Each track represents the year of the band's existence by recounting a true incident for that year:

-Coin Locker Baby: May 1999 / Tokyo: Parents went out for dinner for two. They put their 5-month old girl in a coin locker.
-Graveyard Rampage: July 2000 / Germany: A young drunk woman run amok with a stolen car. She attacked the retired owner of the car, destroyed cars, the cemetery gates, tombs, graves and the window of a police car.
-Shotgun Vasectomy: October 2001 / Texas (Cut and Shoot): A confessed child molester tried to avoid a life in prison. With a shotgun he castrated himself what ended his desire for molestation. But nevertheless he faced a punishment in jail.
-Fatal Mental Lapses: March 2002 / Colorado: Four shots were fired, none by the police, was found the pistol next to Gerald's body. Somehow he lost the chase... and his sense for coordination!
-Dennis Andrew Nilsen (Dahmer cover): During his time in maximum security prison, mass murderer Dennis Andrew Nilsen has proved a thorn in the side of prison authorities. In 2003, he brought a further judicial review over a decision not to allow him to publish his autobiography (entitled "The History of a Drowning Boy").
-Foetus to Go Pt. 1: December 2004 / Missouri: A woman carved a foetus from a mother's womb. The mother who was expecting her first child was found strangled in her home.
-Flesh-Eating Bacteria: January 2005 / Florida-Oregon: A flesh-eating bacteria forced doctors to amputate parts of a leg. A graduate received a cut after falling from his dirt bike.
-Perforated Rectum (In Motel Sodomy): August 2006 / San Mateo: A horrible couple had an altercation that ended in a brutal way. She said: "I know it's the alcohol that turns us into monsters".
-My Home Is My Necropolis Pt.2: May 2007/Spain: A Spanish house-buyer finds a mummified body. The remains were there for six years.
-Crispy Parents: September 2008 / Leeds: An elderly couple was "cooked to death". Their son feared their old gas appliance was too dangerous. All four burners on their new cooker were accidentally left on.
-The Lopass Death-agony: February 2009 / Florida: 2 women suffer organ failure after cosmetic bottom injections to make them look like J.Lo
-Flush to the Gush: January 2010 / Chicago: A woman is claiming the contents of a toilet exploded and splattered her while she rode a train.
-The Swimming Foot Mystery: September 2011 / British Columbia: Since 2007 11 human feet have washed up on the shore near B.C. and all feet were encased in running shoes...
-Gasoline Gary: February 2012 / North Carolina: A man burned to death after accidentally drinking from a jar containing gasoline and then smoking a cigarette.
-DDD: Dog Driver Death: January 2013 / Florida: A man died after his dog jumped info his van and landed on the vehicle's accelerator.



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