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22:56 -
Nacnanuk
noone wins anything. everyone loses. and floods are far worse than fires for people
22:51 -
corrupt
And you would be mistaken
22:08 -
Bad English
Ssus i think fire takes more life's and destroy more as floods.
21:48 -
Cynic Metalhead
What about rising temp?! That shit is firing under the Earth's ass.
20:43 -
A Real Mönkey
Motherfuckers out here casually solving the world climate crisis.
20:37 -
no one
Yeah if they caught all that water they could use it for the fires
20:12 -
ScreamingSteelUS
Why can't we just put the floods and the fires together?
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August 2024
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Blastocystia
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