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Limp Bizkit: Your favourite album



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Posted by Tiago Rocha, 01.07.2011 - 13:16
Nu metal, and specially Limp Bizkit, is like masturbation: we all say we don't do it or don't like it, but once in a while, we bend the lie. So, as an open minded little fella like me, i like almost everything when exploring a woman's caliente body, and yes, if she wants to, i'd let her... err... play my control pad. Ahh woman... and masturbation never felt that good! Limp Bizkit is no exception. Realizing that this guys released a new record last June 24th, i wanted to know what's your favourite record from them, who's keeping an open mind on the subject, cause you know you heard this guys at least once, you big horny sassy metal freaks. You dont like 'em? You're one of those who stood in the crowd in that ''Nookie'' clip, but 3 years later you went like''Hey, look at that guy with the red cap, what a poser!!! Screw you faggot!!!''? Or you've been a fan all life long? It doesn't matter. Just bend the lie once more, vote... And stop thinking in bondage stuff, you little perverts!!!

I chose the debut.

Poll

Choose your favourite Limp Bizkit record

Chocolate Starfish
32
Three Dollar Bill, Yall$
12
Significant Other
10
The Unquestionable Truth (Part 1)
2
Results May Vary
1
Gold Cobra
1

Total votes: 58
24.08.2011 - 15:34
Written by [user id=111774] on 10.08.2011 at 09:18

I hated Limp Bizkit before it was cool to hate Limp Bizkit.

Me Too... I was 13, Ozzfest '98, right before Megadeth Came on. Ruined my entire time. I askd my older brother who the hell these tools were, and finally used those earplugs my mom said i should use lol. Three Dolla Bill Ya'll????? Seriously??????
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26.08.2011 - 02:04
Cynic Metalhead
Ambrish Saxena
They are Eminem's beef!
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26.08.2011 - 02:24
JD
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Pfffffffft, please stop spamming the fucking thread.
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14.02.2012 - 18:07
Cuca Beludo
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I listened some songs on youtube some time ago. Break Stuff was decent. But I can't vote in an album, anyway...
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14.02.2012 - 18:09
Cuca Beludo
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Written by [user id=4365] on 01.07.2011 at 16:18


And I masturbate all the damn time. I like doing it in front of the mirror.

Never heard of this "technique" before ...
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17.02.2012 - 13:55
So one guy is bi-jack-handable and the other does it in front of a mirror. I hope that is to improve your technique and not because you turn yourself on....

Ok so about Limp Bizkit; yes as one poster so wisely pointed out the late 90's were a really weird fucking time to be an inner city white boy. All I remember of Limp Bizkit is their music videos and that's it. I was never really into what they were selling. When it came to the rap meets rock/metal equation I always thought that Kid Rock had something better going on. If you put a gun to my head I would probably say Significant Other but that is only because, like I said, my familiarity with them stops at their early music videos.

Or to sum it all up nice and tidy for you; I listened to Limp Bizkit once...but then I took an arrow to the knee.
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17.02.2012 - 14:00
vezzy
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Written by IncoherentScream on 17.02.2012 at 13:55
If you put a gun to my head I would probably say Significant Other but that is only because, like I said, my familiarity with them stops at their early music videos.

Or to sum it all up nice and tidy for you; I listened to Limp Bizkit once...but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I'm gonna put that gun for using that dreaded meme.
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17.02.2012 - 14:02
Written by vezzy on 17.02.2012 at 14:00

Written by IncoherentScream on 17.02.2012 at 13:55
If you put a gun to my head I would probably say Significant Other but that is only because, like I said, my familiarity with them stops at their early music videos.

Or to sum it all up nice and tidy for you; I listened to Limp Bizkit once...but then I took an arrow to the knee.

I'm gonna put that gun for using that dreaded meme.

U mad bro?
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17.02.2012 - 14:39
vezzy
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Written by IncoherentScream on 17.02.2012 at 14:02
U mad bro?

You're supposed to use an image macro.
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17.02.2012 - 14:59
Yeah I'm not the best at using memes. I can say that I gave it an honest try. My plan was to continue to reply to you using them until you somehow managed to break all physiological barriers and reach through the internet to choke me. Unfortunately I don't know anymore than those two. Lame...I know. But..back to the topic; Limp Bizkit sucks...
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26.02.2012 - 19:42
Cuca Beludo
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By the way, there's many good bands blacklisted. A pit.
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26.02.2012 - 20:57
Lit.
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Written by [user id=114505] on 26.02.2012 at 19:42

By the way, there's many good bands blacklisted. A pit.

Yes, but Limp Bizkit is not one of them.

Pink Floyd, however....
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26.02.2012 - 22:12
vezzy
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Written by [user id=101272] on 26.02.2012 at 20:57
Yes, but Limp Bizkit is not one of them.

Pink Floyd, however....

Goddammit, the brony is right, for once.
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27.02.2012 - 03:24
Cuca Beludo
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Written by [user id=101272] on 26.02.2012 at 20:57

Written by [user id=114505] on 26.02.2012 at 19:42

By the way, there's many good bands blacklisted. A pit.

Yes, but Limp Bizkit is not one of them.

Pink Floyd, however....

I don't find any problem in adding both of 'em.

The Staff shoul tell us why blacklist bands, instead of "The MS staff agreed in not adding [insert band] to the database".
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22.05.2012 - 22:11
Coolingsrock
Written by [user id=101272] on 26.02.2012 at 20:57

Written by [user id=114505] on 26.02.2012 at 19:42

By the way, there's many good bands blacklisted. A pit.

Yes, but Limp Bizkit is not one of them.

Pink Floyd, however....

im pretty sure limpbizkit is black listed
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22.05.2012 - 22:15
Troy Killjoy
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Written by Coolingsrock on 22.05.2012 at 22:11
im pretty sure limpbizkit is black listed

Undeservedly so, in my opinion. But the Staff agreed collectively to blacklist them, so you're right about them being there.
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22.05.2012 - 22:38
Marcel Hubregtse
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Written by [user id=101272] on 26.02.2012 at 20:57

Written by [user id=114505] on 26.02.2012 at 19:42

By the way, there's many good bands blacklisted. A pit.

Yes, but Limp Bizkit is not one of them.

Pink Floyd, however....

Mmm let me see even though I agree with Limp Bizkit being blacklisted they have more right to be on MS than Pink Floyd since PF have nothing to do whatsoever with hard rock/heavy metal at all.
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23.05.2012 - 00:43
Dàibh
I had no idea they had released so many albums...

...I weep for humanity.
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23.05.2012 - 02:33
InnerSelf
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I used to like The Unquestionable Truth (Part 1) and 3 Dollar Bill a lot, haven't listened to LB for a while though.
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29.05.2012 - 21:03
Pennywise
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I like all their singles, since most of them are on Chocolate Starfish, its that album. I believe its time to look back and appreciate that there was good music indeed labaled as nu metal, rap metal or alternative metal.
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11.06.2012 - 22:40
Big-Al
Shame they are black listed.
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12.06.2012 - 02:59
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Written by Big-Al on 11.06.2012 at 22:40
Shame they are black listed.

Indeed; I think they have more right to be here than a lot of other bands we've got.
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12.06.2012 - 04:15
FinnishSammich
I'm guessing one of the reasons would be that adding them would cause great shitstorm and raging in some members.
Thankfully though, most people here seem to be pretty respectful on others opinions.
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12.06.2012 - 08:07
Big-Al
Where can we see the list of bands that are blacklisted?
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12.06.2012 - 08:09
FinnishSammich
Written by Big-Al on 12.06.2012 at 08:07

Where can we see the list of bands that are blacklisted?

http://www.metalstorm.net/bands/band_suggestions.php?blacklisted=1
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12.06.2012 - 09:17
Big-Al
Written by FinnishSammich on 12.06.2012 at 08:09

Written by Big-Al on 12.06.2012 at 08:07

Where can we see the list of bands that are blacklisted?

http://www.metalstorm.net/bands/band_suggestions.php?blacklisted=1

Limp bizkit is Rap Metal not Rap Rock ....and nothing they have done is more hated than Lulu!
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26.06.2012 - 11:23
M C Vice
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Can't decide between Gold Cobra and Chocolate Starfish (which is, by the way, the 1st album I ever had). Starfish is more consistent, but Cobra shows that the only thing more fun than an angry, obnoxious wigga is a middle aged, angry, obnoxious wigga.
I can't see why they're blacklisted while Rage Against The Machine are here. They're stylisticly identical. Either take or ban them both. Although I think the blacklisting has more to do with Bizkit being hated by most people since the early 2000s than on musical merits.
And it seems I'm one of the few here who still likes them.
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26.06.2012 - 16:19
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Written by M C Vice on 26.06.2012 at 11:23
Although I think the blacklisting has more to do with Bizkit being hated by most people since the early 2000s than on musical merits.

The blacklisting is based on the majority of Staff members citing Limp Bizkit as primarily pop-influenced group that use guitars.

Although I agree with you, considering some of the bands in our database, it does seem rather off that LB are left out.
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11.08.2012 - 01:11
Buzzsaw
Asking someone what their favorite Limp Bizkit album is, is like asking whats your favorite flavor of shit. I can't think of a lowlier form of metal head than a Limp Bizkit fan. You're all worthless.
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11.08.2012 - 05:18
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Written by Buzzsaw on 11.08.2012 at 01:11
You're all worthless.

Thank you, esteemed one! I look forward to learning from you.
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