Hell Awaits is a nice artwork that has its own definable style, whereas the CoF one... I mean really, look at the fucking scorpion man: his body's on BACK-TO-FUCKING-FRONT: the head and body should be facing behind him. The legs of the scorpion are showing the top part of the body, its front would be facing the floor. Yet we have the badly shooped man-part on with the front facing away from the back. It's like having your arms on back to front, with the joints making them bend behind you.

Written by [user id=4365] on 23.08.2012 at 22:03

Hell Awaits is a nice artwork that has its own definable style, whereas the CoF one... I mean really, look at the fucking scorpion man: his body's on BACK-TO-FUCKING-FRONT: the head and body should be facing behind him. The legs of the scorpion are showing the top part of the body, its front would be facing the floor. Yet we have the badly shooped man-part on with the front facing away from the back. It's like having your arms on back to front, with the joints making them bend behind you.

Fucking anatomy! How does it work?!

The look on the models face is the part I hate the most. Something about her trying too hard to look "mean", and all it does is make me want to punch her in the face. Their older covers might have been pretty crappy, but this is just awful.

Every Slayer album cover sucks to me. They're just so god damn repulsive.

Written by Slyfang on 23.08.2012 at 16:26

So basically.. the title has Manticore, which is a beast from Greek mythology and looks nothing like the weird estimation of the Succubus we got, from Hebrew mythology. And to top it off, an Egyptian themed background.

Will you guys stop calling the background Egyptian? These are sphynxes from Greek mythology (see "Oedipe et le Sphinx" by painter Ingres), with corinthian columns, typical hellenistic architecture...

Written by MétalNoir on 24.08.2012 at 01:34

Will you guys stop calling the background Egyptian? These are sphynxes from Greek mythology (see "Oedipe et le Sphinx" by painter Ingres), with corinthian columns, typical hellenistic architecture...

i had a suspicion but rather stayed quiet not to embarrass myself

Written by MétalNoir on 24.08.2012 at 01:34

Written by Slyfang on 23.08.2012 at 16:26

So basically.. the title has Manticore, which is a beast from Greek mythology and looks nothing like the weird estimation of the Succubus we got, from Hebrew mythology. And to top it off, an Egyptian themed background.

Will you guys stop calling the background Egyptian? These are sphynxes from Greek mythology (see "Oedipe et le Sphinx" by painter Ingres), with corinthian columns, typical hellenistic architecture...

Well forgive us for not all being professors in ancient cultures. It's a common mistake, and rarely, if ever talked about. I know Ancient Greece and Ancient Egypt influenced eachother a great deal, but we were never taught what exactly came from where.

Written by [user id=101272] on 24.08.2012 at 00:04

Every Slayer album cover sucks to me. They're just so god damn repulsive.

Yeah, they are definitely nothing compared to the scorpion-man with the most retarded anatomy flaw I've ever seen.

Written by [user id=4365] on 23.08.2012 at 22:03

Hell Awaits is a nice artwork that has its own definable style, whereas the CoF one... I mean really, look at the fucking scorpion man: his body's on BACK-TO-FUCKING-FRONT: the head and body should be facing behind him. The legs of the scorpion are showing the top part of the body, its front would be facing the floor. Yet we have the badly shooped man-part on with the front facing away from the back. It's like having your arms on back to front, with the joints making them bend behind you.

OHNOES! BACK 2 FRONT?!?!? And the fact that the album is about lovecraftian fiction, cthulu,, fantasy, and the like makes no diffrerence. In other words, he is a disfigured monster...Fail troll is fail, 2/10.

Well, there were Egyptian, Greek and Mesopotamian Sphinges. The ones with boobs are Greek.

Written by Vermoorden on 24.08.2012 at 03:54


OHNOES! BACK 2 FRONT?!?!? And the fact that the album is about lovecraftian fiction, cthulu,, fantasy, and the like makes no diffrerence. In other words, he is a disfigured monster...Fail troll is fail, 2/10.

Aww poor wittle baby-waby, I see you have CoF as both your favourite band and your avatar.

Butt-hurt level = over 9000.

Also, learn what a troll is to avoid using it incorrectly.

Written by [user id=4365] on 24.08.2012 at 03:57

Written by Vermoorden on 24.08.2012 at 03:54


OHNOES! BACK 2 FRONT?!?!? And the fact that the album is about lovecraftian fiction, cthulu,, fantasy, and the like makes no diffrerence. In other words, he is a disfigured monster...Fail troll is fail, 2/10.

Aww poor wittle baby-waby, I see you have CoF as both your favourite band and your avatar.

Butt-hurt level = over 9000.

Also, learn what a troll is to avoid using it incorrectly.

Oh wow I have CoF on my fav bands? I wasn't aware, thank you for bringing this to my attention >.<

Try harder troll.

Written by Vermoorden on 24.08.2012 at 04:01


Oh wow I have CoF on my fav bands? I wasn't aware, thank you for bringing this to my attention >.<

Try harder troll.

Only if you come to accept that your favourite band has a retarded monster on the front cover, probably haphazardly put together by someone with 7 fingers and a meatball for a brain Seriously, it's a God-awful cover.

Written by [user id=4365] on 24.08.2012 at 03:57

Also, learn what a troll is to avoid using it incorrectly.

This is a serious problem these days.

Written by [user id=114127] on 24.08.2012 at 04:03

This is a serious problem these days.

It really is, even people that seem to have a modicum of sense seem to use it inappropriately. Apparently a troll = a person saying something they don't agree with.

Lols really... People overuse the word troll to the point it has completely lost its meaning.

Written by [user id=4365] on 24.08.2012 at 04:02

Written by Vermoorden on 24.08.2012 at 04:01


Oh wow I have CoF on my fav bands? I wasn't aware, thank you for bringing this to my attention >.<

Try harder troll.

Only if you come to accept that your favourite band has a retarded monster on the front cover, probably haphazardly put together by someone with 7 fingers and a meatball for a brain Seriously, it's a God-awful cover.

I was aware from the get go that it had a retarded monster, but done purposefully. Honestly, who makes a mistake like that on purpose?

It is an awful cover, I agree. But the scorpion man was a nice touch in my opinion.

Written by Vermoorden on 24.08.2012 at 04:06

I was aware from the get go that it had a retarded monster, but done purposefully. Honestly, who makes a mistake like that on purpose?

It is an awful cover, I agree. But the scorpion man was a nice touch in my opinion.

Yes, because CoF covers are known for their deep symbolic meaning. Oh dear lord, you keep telling yourself that.

Yea. Like what Oaken did a few days back.

Written by [user id=4365] on 24.08.2012 at 04:07
Yes, because CoF covers are known for their deep symbolic meaning.

Not to mention how skillfully it was put on the picture just like miss "random chick I met on the street and gave her some "goth" dress and told her to look bored out of her mind which I needed for the artwork to look more gothic or something".

Hmmm? Where did I say that CoF has deep symbolic covers? I don't believe I did...

CoF is a cheesy, over the top band, and thats the way I like them. No one should ever take them too seriously.

But you would have to be a complete idiot to accidentally turn the lower half around....nah, its obvious it was done on purpose.

This isn't going anywhere. Lucas likes the cover, the rest of us hate it. Now what were we talking about?

Written by [user id=114127] on 24.08.2012 at 04:14

Now what were we talking about?

Inverted nipples.

Written by [user id=114127] on 24.08.2012 at 04:14

This isn't going anywhere. Lucas likes the cover, the rest of us hate it. Now what were we talking about?

About this OTHER COF artwork that sucks... Go figure!

Written by [user id=4365] on 24.08.2012 at 04:17

Written by [user id=114127] on 24.08.2012 at 04:14

Now what were we talking about?

Inverted nipples.

Yea, let's suck them out.

Written by [user id=114127] on 24.08.2012 at 04:14

This isn't going anywhere. Lucas likes the cover, the rest of us hate it. Now what were we talking about?

Nah, I don't care for the cover either..The only part about the cover I like is the scorpion man, everyone else seems to hate it.
The goth chick and demon face are pretty awful though.

Well, it's going to be nice to see some CoF artwork in the upcoming WORST ARTWORK CONTEST

I'd vote it, god, I think they made it bad on purpose

Cradle of Filth's covers have always been incredibly cheesy and badly made, and this one is no exception. So what's all this commotion?
By the way, I like the band a lot, especially the stuff that they did before 2003, but I have no problem admitting that their stage image and artworks are the epitome of kitsch and bad taste. Unlike their lyrics, which, while being often cheesy too, are very well-written and a pleasure to read.

Written by Daniell on 24.08.2012 at 10:50
So what's all this commotion?

Just some classic back and forth with people who think their artwork is tasteful.