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Hollywood porn parody titles game



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Posted by Ruchesko, 28.10.2014 - 00:46
SImple enough concept: propose titles for porn parodies of Hollywood (and indie) films. The punnier the better.

Let's keep it to three titles maximum per post, and maybe provide links for more obscure films.

Anyway, here goes...

1. Illegal Alien vs. Sexual Predator
2. Foreign Object of My Affection
3. Girl With a Pearl Necklace
30.10.2014 - 01:06
-DC-002-
Mastercommander
Inglorious Assblasters
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30.10.2014 - 01:32
M C Vice
ex-polydactyl
An American Werewolf In London/Paris (person names instead of cities) Same with Vampire in Brooklyn.
The Cunt Of Monte Cristo.
Snatch.
Lock, Stock, and Two Hard Cocks.
Lick-Ass.
The Prick Of Destiny.

Written by Ilham on 29.10.2014 at 12:56

Also, yeah, "porno" is what my mother says. She pronounces that word as if it defiled her mouth just to utter it. It sounds disgusting when she talks about it. That most probably is why I say "porn" myself, it does sound innocent and mild compared to "porno"', even if its content isn't most of the time .

You could go very clinical and say 'pornography'. Makes it sound much more classy.
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"I'm here to nunchuck and not wear helmets. And I'm all out of helmets."
"I'll fight you on one condition. That you lower your nipples."
" 'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!"
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30.10.2014 - 04:06
musclassia
Staff
Before Cumrise
Kiss Kiss Gang Bang
Winter's Boner

And a film that actually exists on imdb:
Who's Afraid Of Vagina Woolf?
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30.10.2014 - 06:25
Maco
Pvt Funderground
The passion for the christ
Braveass
The year of fucking dangerously
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Crackhead Megadeth reigns supreme.
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30.10.2014 - 09:32
angel.
Evil Butterfly
Written by Ilham on 29.10.2014 at 22:34
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I don't get it. I see potential for glory hole jokes, ass jokes, but I don't see it here .

I don't get it either ! Sorry for polluting MS threads, I wasn't sober last night.

Instead I would say : Bang Me If You Can.
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30.10.2014 - 09:51
angel.
Evil Butterfly
Written by [user id=4365] on 29.10.2014 at 22:37

Maybe "In Gloria's Ass, 'tards."

Awesome !
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The Fangirl.
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30.10.2014 - 10:31
Koen Smits
A Clockwork Orgy
Whore of the Rings
Ass Ventura: Smut Detective
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RIP: Frank Vandenbroucke (6 nov 1974 - 12 oct 2009)

Written by Bad English on 05.04.2014 at 15:05

but spoil thius film is like spoil porn and say porn ends whit cum shot ...
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30.10.2014 - 15:49
Ruchesko
Inside Her House Rules
The Dark Knight Rises (no changes necessary)
Norwegian Wood (speaks for itself)
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30.10.2014 - 16:57
IronAngel
Written by Koen Smits on 30.10.2014 at 10:31

A Clockwork Orgy
Whore of the Rings

Both of those exist, actually. Though I don't know why the producers didn't go for "Cockwork", given how obvious it is.
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30.10.2014 - 20:32
Azarath
Free as a.. Fish
An Orifice and a Genital

Oh, and the porn version of Inglourious Basterds is called Inglorious Bitches. How very clever.
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30.10.2014 - 21:29
SelfXPlanetOrE
Whorehouse-Five
Orgy of God
Silent Cumming
Cockraiser
Shawshank Erection
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30.10.2014 - 21:34
-DC-002-
Mastercommander
Bicentennial Mandingo
10000 BBC
A.I. (artificial insemination)
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30.10.2014 - 21:37
Ilham
Giant robot
Written by -DC-002- on 30.10.2014 at 21:34

A.I. (Anal Insertion)

Fixed that for ya.
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30.10.2014 - 21:38
-DC-002-
Mastercommander
Written by Ilham on 30.10.2014 at 21:37

Written by -DC-002- on 30.10.2014 at 21:34

A.I. (Anal Insertion)

Fixed that for ya.

Okok fair enough, but I like the idea of robot/human porn better. it goes with the movie.
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30.10.2014 - 21:40
Ilham
Giant robot
Written by -DC-002- on 30.10.2014 at 21:38

Okok fair enough, but I like the idea of robot/human porn better. it goes with the movie.

Ok then let's make it Artificial Insertion. Insemination is just too medical.
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30.10.2014 - 21:44
-DC-002-
Mastercommander
Written by Ilham on 30.10.2014 at 21:40

Written by -DC-002- on 30.10.2014 at 21:38

Okok fair enough, but I like the idea of robot/human porn better. it goes with the movie.

Ok then let's make it Artificial Insertion. Insemination is just too medical.

Killer! i'll draft the check tomorrow.
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31.10.2014 - 12:07
Zap
Django Chained
Inside Llewyn Davis
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03.11.2014 - 18:58
Andro Maximus
Account deleted
12 Horny Men
American History XXX
Die Hard (some necrophilia involved in this one, I suppose).
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03.11.2014 - 23:22
Ilham
Giant robot
Written by [user id=150153] on 03.11.2014 at 18:58

12 Horny Men

Beat you to this one already. I could say it's my favourite movie.
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13.11.2014 - 00:51
-DC-002-
Mastercommander
... Forest Hump!
Anaconda
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16.11.2014 - 10:33
Darth Satanious
Post Destroyer
Planet of the Rapes (Planet of the Apes)

The Passion of the Dyke (Passion of the Christ)

The Last Flagellation of Christ (The Last Temptation of Christ)

Jesus Christ Superfag (Jesus Christ Superstar)

Teenage Poontang Gives a Blowjob (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

Rowdy with a Chance of Deepthroat (Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - maybe leaving the "meatballs" could have worked as well)

Dr. Gaylove or: How I Learned to Keep Cumming and Love the Cock (Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

28 Gays Later (28 Days Later), 28 Dicks Later (28 Weeks Later)

Black Cocks Down (Black Hawk Down)

Cunt Busters (Ghost Busters)

That's it for now.
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20.11.2014 - 04:20
-DC-002-
Mastercommander
Bury My Dick in Wendy's Knee....
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Coldgrits
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20.11.2014 - 05:54
Darth Satanious
Post Destroyer
Written by -DC-002- on 20.11.2014 at 04:20

Bury My Dick in Wendy's Knee....

Good luck and godspeed
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Christless
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01.12.2014 - 00:54
Ruchesko
Written by -DC-002- on 20.11.2014 at 04:20

Bury My Dick in Wendy's Knee....

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