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The most handsome guy in metal (that you'll never have)



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Posted by BloodTears, 05.04.2011 - 23:38
The thread "The most beautiful girl in metal (besides your girlfriend) gave me an idea. What about us? The ladies' choice.

What are the cutest guys in metal?

Is it the hair? The facial hair? The geeky look? The leather pants?

Personally, I like long hair, I think it's sexy.
27.11.2011 - 13:18
Metal_4Ever
Written by [user id=111774] on 27.11.2011 at 04:32

lol omg so like ok lol hottest guy omg like theres sooooooooo many guys that i would do naughty things to lol im not a hor but Matt Drake omg i looooooove his hair lol it flows so well lol and his small little beard lol its so cute lol hes like a baby he cant grow a real beard but omg <3<3<3<3 its so cute lol and Hansi well hes a little fat now im not superficial but still lol u know what i mean but back in the day he looked like a knight <3 lol id love him to rescue me from a tower and ride away with me on his white horse omg lol soooo much <3

Is there a reason for saying lol every word
and for your information.. I didn't like his Fvcking Hair.. ugly as shit!
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27.11.2011 - 19:36
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Written by Metal_4Ever on 27.11.2011 at 13:18
Is there a reason for saying lol every word

Because it's a stereotype of girls online. They always include a pointless lol throughout their posts or at the end of everything they type while IMing.
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27.11.2011 - 19:51
vezzy
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This thread makes me homophobic.
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28.11.2011 - 10:39
Metal_4Ever
Written by Troy Killjoy on 27.11.2011 at 19:36

Written by Metal_4Ever on 27.11.2011 at 13:18
Is there a reason for saying lol every word

Because it's a stereotype of girls online. They always include a pointless lol throughout their posts or at the end of everything they type while IMing.

Ahaa yeah I get it.. nice one!!
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28.11.2011 - 11:08
Angelic Storm
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Meh, men are just as shallow and stupid when it comes to this subject. Just look at the "beautiful women in metal" thread for proof. Yep, that's a bastion of mature behaviour and discussion alright!
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28.11.2011 - 19:04
Troy Killjoy
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I was just pointing out the differences in online typing styles to someone who didn't understand. Obviously neither of these threads are going to represent the pinnacle of either gender's intelligence.
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28.11.2011 - 22:09
Angelic Storm
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 28.11.2011 at 19:04

I was just pointing out the differences in online typing styles to someone who didn't understand. Obviously neither of these threads are going to represent the pinnacle of either gender's intelligence.

My post was mainly directed at Void, who seemed to be singling female's out, when it comes to stupid behaviour around the opposite sex.

And yep, that topic seems to reduce most people's conversations to the level of a lavatory brush. hehe
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28.11.2011 - 22:10
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Written by Angelic Storm on 28.11.2011 at 22:09
My post was mainly directed at Void

There I go with my assumptions again. You quote me and I think you're responding to me when you aren't, you don't quote me and I think you're responding to me when you aren't.
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28.11.2011 - 22:41
Angelic Storm
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 28.11.2011 at 22:10
There I go with my assumptions again. You quote me and I think you're responding to me when you aren't, you don't quote me and I think you're responding to me when you aren't.

Haha well, it's a very easy mistake to make.
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01.12.2011 - 02:05
Roro
Written by vezzy on 27.11.2011 at 19:51

This thread makes me homophobic.

its a " girly" thread
damn! we need girls sub-forum here ...
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01.12.2011 - 21:45
X-Ray Rod
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Written by Roro on 01.12.2011 at 02:05
damn! we need girls sub-forum here ...

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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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01.12.2011 - 22:12
vezzy
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Evil androgynist conspiracy.

I can feel it.
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02.12.2011 - 00:34
Ernis
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Written by vezzy on 01.12.2011 at 22:12

androgynist

What does that word mean?
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02.12.2011 - 00:50
AnGina--
Dark Phoenix
This thread is useless without pics! You guys can rant here about anything you want, I shall post some guys which I believe are crazy hot

Sigurd Wongraven a.k.a Satyr is one of very few men, who is actually way hotter with his hair being short:


Peter Tägtgren, man, this guy has it all



Not from the metal scene, but close and very hot: Chris Cornell




Young Axl Rose :hearts:


I'll be back!
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02.12.2011 - 01:15
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Yeah I'd hit Chris Cornell too.
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02.12.2011 - 01:51
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Written by [user id=4365] on 02.12.2011 at 01:15
Yeah I'd hit Chris Cornell too.

I'm not even gonna lie, I'd do the same.
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02.12.2011 - 01:54
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Written by Ernis on 02.12.2011 at 00:34
What does that word mean?

It's like... bi-gender.
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02.12.2011 - 02:15
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 02.12.2011 at 01:51

Written by [user id=4365] on 02.12.2011 at 01:15
Yeah I'd hit Chris Cornell too.

I'm not even gonna lie, I'd do the same.

Rock, paper, scissors to decide?
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02.12.2011 - 02:16
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Written by [user id=115335] on 02.12.2011 at 02:15
Rock, paper, scissors to decide?

I'm sure we could all take turns. I've seen enough tag team matches in the WWE to know how this works.
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02.12.2011 - 02:23
fabregassed
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Shotgun. I'm on top.
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02.12.2011 - 03:05
Hylia
Recently, I've been into Fenriz from Darkthrone =D especially when he was younger, super hot.
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02.12.2011 - 03:14
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Written by Hylia on 02.12.2011 at 03:05
Recently, I've been into Fenriz from Darkthrone =D especially when he was younger, super hot.

I actually suggested him back in the first two pages.
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02.12.2011 - 04:13
Boxcar Willy
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Oli sykes
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02.12.2011 - 04:25
Angelic Storm
Melodious
Written by Boxcar Willy on 02.12.2011 at 04:13

Oli sykes

My sarcasm detection meter is almost off the scale!
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02.12.2011 - 04:43
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by Angelic Storm on 02.12.2011 at 04:25

Written by Boxcar Willy on 02.12.2011 at 04:13

Oli sykes

My sarcasm detection meter is almost off the scale!

no way legits he is sooooo awesome!
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02.12.2011 - 08:27
vezzy
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Hey, Satyr looks like that dipshit Radoslav from this Bulgarian music show "The Voice of Bulgaria" who metal-poser'd his way into the top into the eyes of BG rock legend Kiril Marichkov, only to get brutally trashed in the semi-final.

The host was eye candy though (the female one, jsyk).
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02.12.2011 - 09:18
Angelic Storm
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Written by Boxcar Willy on 02.12.2011 at 04:43
no way legits he is sooooo awesome!

You are a liar! And no.
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02.12.2011 - 10:14
ErnilEnNaur
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After analyzing this topic with Ian McKellen, Elton John and Michael Bay, we have decided that Roy Khan is the winner, because he's got a bit of class on top of his good looks. Though Michael might have been biased because Poetry For The Poisoned was clearly based on his Transformers films.
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02.12.2011 - 11:41
X-Ray Rod
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 02.12.2011 at 02:16

Written by [user id=115335] on 02.12.2011 at 02:15
Rock, paper, scissors to decide?

I'm sure we could all take turns. I've seen enough tag team matches in the WWE to know how this works.

Jumping on the bandwagon here, you just gotta admit when a dude looks good.

Talking about Fenriz, I don't find him good looking... He's not ugly but not the kind of dude I would see on a thread like this. He's a pretty funny fella though so i guess some girls would be into his charm.



Oh... I just had to post this one as well


Nocturno Looks better.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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02.12.2011 - 14:45
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I always found Fenriz to be a pretty fugly, bug-eyed looking gimp.
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