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The most handsome guy in metal (that you'll never have)



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Posted by BloodTears, 05.04.2011 - 23:38
The thread "The most beautiful girl in metal (besides your girlfriend) gave me an idea. What about us? The ladies' choice.

What are the cutest guys in metal?

Is it the hair? The facial hair? The geeky look? The leather pants?

Personally, I like long hair, I think it's sexy.
02.12.2011 - 15:19
X-Ray Rod
Skandino
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Yeah, his eyes are kind of fucked up.
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Like you could kiss my ass

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Rod, let me love you.

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02.12.2011 - 19:30
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
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I find that Fenriz has like... a "macho man" kind of attractiveness. He boozes, smokes, does whatever the fuck he wants, it looks almost like he lets himself go in a way but it works for him. I dunno.
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02.12.2011 - 19:46
Ernis
狼獾
Written by Troy Killjoy on 02.12.2011 at 01:54

Written by Ernis on 02.12.2011 at 00:34
What does that word mean?

It's like... bi-gender.

I know very well what that word means. I was actually implying that Vezzy most probably had wanted to use the word "misandrous" but failed on the lexical level...
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02.12.2011 - 19:46
fabregassed
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Written by [user id=4365] on 02.12.2011 at 14:45

I always found Fenriz to be a pretty fugly, bug-eyed looking gimp.

Fenriz isn't bug eyed.... this guy is.
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02.12.2011 - 19:53
!J.O.O.E.!
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Written by [user id=115335] on 02.12.2011 at 19:46

Written by [user id=4365] on 02.12.2011 at 14:45

I always found Fenriz to be a pretty fugly, bug-eyed looking gimp.

Fenriz isn't bug eyed.... this guy is.

Psh, you gonna play that game you get this


and THIS!
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02.12.2011 - 20:13
fabregassed
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Written by [user id=4365] on 02.12.2011 at 19:53

Hawtness

Pfft amateur.



If you top this you win...
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02.12.2011 - 20:19
!J.O.O.E.!
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Grim.
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02.12.2011 - 20:43
fabregassed
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I'll steer this back on topic.


Whadya think ladies?

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02.12.2011 - 21:36
Angelic Storm
Melodious
I suppose it should only be expected on a forum that's probably 90% males, that a thread like this would be hijacked with spam/trolling posts, yet the female equivelant thread never is... who says it isn't a man's world?
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02.12.2011 - 21:40
Troy Killjoy
perfunctionist
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80% of the site's users are men. It's not our fault enough women don't share our taste in music.



In fact it's quite sad.
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02.12.2011 - 22:05
Angelic Storm
Melodious
Written by Troy Killjoy on 02.12.2011 at 21:40

80% of the site's users are men. It's not our fault enough women don't share our taste in music.

In fact it's quite sad.

Well, this thread certainly has developed into something quite sad...

I guess I should be grateful the net and this site didn't exist 20 years ago, or it would have probably been around 95% men back then.
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02.12.2011 - 22:24
vezzy
Stallmanite
20 years ago...

Holy shit, we'd be on fucking Usenet!

Or at the very fucking beginning of the World Wide Web.

Also there are plenty of female trolls who should STFU and get back to vacuuming (and I don't mean the floor).
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02.12.2011 - 22:30
Angelic Storm
Melodious
Written by vezzy on 02.12.2011 at 22:24

20 years ago...

Holy shit, we'd be on fucking Usenet!

Or at the very fucking beginning of the World Wide Web.

Also there are plenty of female trolls who should STFU and get back to vacuuming (and I don't mean the floor).

20 years ago, you wouldn't have been born.

Female trolls, where? I haven't seen any on this site, ever... And methinks you should take your own advice.
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02.12.2011 - 22:52
vezzy
Stallmanite
Written by Angelic Storm on 02.12.2011 at 22:30
20 years ago, you wouldn't have been born.

Female trolls, where? I haven't seen any on this site, ever... And methinks you should take your own advice.

No, but my brother would have been a year or two later. I would've invaded his soul.

That "Yasmine" bitch, I think.

I'm too lazy to use a vacuum. Plus I'm not a fan of autofellatio.
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02.12.2011 - 23:00
Angelic Storm
Melodious
Written by vezzy on 02.12.2011 at 22:52
No, but my brother would have been a year or two later. I would've invaded his soul.

That "Yasmine" bitch, I think.

I'm too lazy to use a vacuum. Plus I'm not a fan of autofellatio.

Why would you have had to do that, does he not like metal?

I dunno if Yasmine was so much a troll, as a total fruitloop... Although I did call troll on her long before she was banned, so it didn't surprise me when she eventually was.

Autowhat? :\ I don't like vacuuming either, but if I didnt do it from time to time, my floors would be filthy, and I wouldn't want that.
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02.12.2011 - 23:09
vezzy
Stallmanite
Written by Angelic Storm on 02.12.2011 at 23:00
Why would you have had to do that, does he not like metal?

I dunno if Yasmine was so much a troll, as a total fruitloop... Although I did call troll on her long before she was banned, so it didn't surprise me when she eventually was.

Autowhat? :\ I don't like vacuuming either, but if I didnt do it from time to time, my floors would be filthy, and I wouldn't want that.

He doesn't exist, hence "would have". He was aborted.

Autofellatio. Please tell me you're kidding that you don't know what fellatio is.
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02.12.2011 - 23:34
Angelic Storm
Melodious
Written by vezzy on 02.12.2011 at 23:09
He doesn't exist, hence "would have". He was aborted.

Autofellatio. Please tell me you're kidding that you don't know what fellatio is.

You what? Are you being serious or being funny?

And no, I'm not kidding, I don't know what it is.
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02.12.2011 - 23:38
vezzy
Stallmanite
Written by Angelic Storm on 02.12.2011 at 23:34
You what? Are you being serious or being funny?

And no, I'm not kidding, I don't know what it is.

I what? He was aborted.

Fellatio is something men will accept from every half-decent camwhore. May be snowballed, but it's optional.

I'm sure you can fantasize about it with some handsome guy in metal.
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02.12.2011 - 23:46
Angelic Storm
Melodious
Written by vezzy on 02.12.2011 at 23:38
I what? He was aborted.

Fellatio is something men will accept from every half-decent camwhore. May be snowballed, but it's optional.

I'm sure you can fantasize about it with some handsome guy in metal.

I really should have learned by now that trying to have anything even resembling a normal conversation with you is a futile excercise... more fool me.
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02.12.2011 - 23:48
vezzy
Stallmanite
Written by Angelic Storm on 02.12.2011 at 23:46
I really should have learned by now that trying to have anything even resembling a normal conversation with you is a futile excercise... more fool me.

Hey, your fault entirely for not knowing what fellatio is. At 30+...

oh my god the prudeness I am genuinely disturbed

I have to go to bed now, it's late and I could use some shuteye.

He was aborted... I am seriously funny by stating the truth.






(also I'm kind of late but Chris Cornell ain't bad)
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02.12.2011 - 23:55
Angelic Storm
Melodious
Written by vezzy on 02.12.2011 at 23:48
Hey, your fault entirely for not knowing what fellatio is. At 30+...

[size=0.3]He was aborted... I am seriously funny by stating the truth.

It isn't my fault that you are a mind numbing troll though...

Hey, it was you who made a joke about it. Not that I believe for one moment it's true... it is you who said it after all.
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03.12.2011 - 00:21
ANGEL REAPER
Written by vezzy on 02.12.2011 at 22:24

20 years ago...

Holy shit, we'd be on fucking Usenet!

Or at the very fucking beginning of the World Wide Web.

Also there are plenty of female trolls who should STFU and get back to vacuuming (and I don't mean the floor).

if you are actually 13 ...20 years ago you wouldn't be here ...speaking of which i would be just a baby...
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03.12.2011 - 00:22
Troy Killjoy
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20 years ago I'd still be the fucking prime minister, and I'd still be the most attractive man in metal.
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03.12.2011 - 02:30
Boxcar Willy
yr a kook
Written by Angelic Storm on 02.12.2011 at 09:18

Written by Boxcar Willy on 02.12.2011 at 04:43
no way legits he is sooooo awesome!

You are a liar! And no.

you'll never know!
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03.12.2011 - 02:57
Ragana
Rawrcat
Written by Troy Killjoy on 03.12.2011 at 00:22

20 years ago I'd still be the fucking prime minister, and I'd still be the most attractive man in metal.

well, too bad there wasn't a thread like this to prove that.


and yeah, Satyr with short hair looks hotter.
plus, I suppose I'm gonna be the first so say that Chris Cornell doesn't seem to be that attractive at all...
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03.12.2011 - 05:25
Angelic Storm
Melodious
Written by Boxcar Willy on 03.12.2011 at 02:30

you'll never know!

Now that is a scary thought.
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03.12.2011 - 11:59
M C Vice
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Could Kieth Caputo end up on both threads?
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03.12.2011 - 15:03
AnGina--
Dark Phoenix
I don't even read posts here, I'm sure they're so much fun tho But I'll post another one, a very hot and sexy man that I will never have *sighs*

Andreas Bergh aka Whiplasher Bernadotte





With or without make up, he is just gorgeous!
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03.12.2011 - 15:53
fabregassed
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Someone buy Iggy Pop a shirt.

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03.12.2011 - 17:43
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Tage Westerlund
Looking at pics from guys posted from girls no wonder why Im still single, Im not handsome at all .... no place for simple guy
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