The most handsome guy in metal (that you'll never have)
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Original post
Posted by BloodTears, 05.04.2011 - 23:38
What are the cutest guys in metal?
Is it the hair? The facial hair? The geeky look? The leather pants?
Personally, I like long hair, I think it's sexy.
X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff |
02.12.2011 - 15:19
Yeah, his eyes are kind of fucked up.
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Troy Killjoy perfunctionist Staff |
02.12.2011 - 19:30
I find that Fenriz has like... a "macho man" kind of attractiveness. He boozes, smokes, does whatever the fuck he wants, it looks almost like he lets himself go in a way but it works for him. I dunno.
---- "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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Ernis 狼獾 |
02.12.2011 - 19:46 Written by Troy Killjoy on 02.12.2011 at 01:54 I know very well what that word means. I was actually implying that Vezzy most probably had wanted to use the word "misandrous" but failed on the lexical level...
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fabregassed Account deleted |
02.12.2011 - 19:46 fabregassed
Account deleted Written by [user id=4365] on 02.12.2011 at 14:45 Fenriz isn't bug eyed.... this guy is.
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!J.O.O.E.! Account deleted |
02.12.2011 - 19:53 !J.O.O.E.!
Account deleted Written by [user id=115335] on 02.12.2011 at 19:46 Psh, you gonna play that game you get this and THIS!
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fabregassed Account deleted |
02.12.2011 - 20:13 fabregassed
Account deleted Written by [user id=4365] on 02.12.2011 at 19:53 Pfft amateur. If you top this you win...
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fabregassed Account deleted |
02.12.2011 - 20:43 fabregassed
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I'll steer this back on topic. Whadya think ladies?
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Angelic Storm Melodious |
02.12.2011 - 21:36
I suppose it should only be expected on a forum that's probably 90% males, that a thread like this would be hijacked with spam/trolling posts, yet the female equivelant thread never is... who says it isn't a man's world?
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Troy Killjoy perfunctionist Staff |
02.12.2011 - 21:40
80% of the site's users are men. It's not our fault enough women don't share our taste in music. In fact it's quite sad.
---- "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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Angelic Storm Melodious |
02.12.2011 - 22:05 Written by Troy Killjoy on 02.12.2011 at 21:40 Well, this thread certainly has developed into something quite sad... I guess I should be grateful the net and this site didn't exist 20 years ago, or it would have probably been around 95% men back then.
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vezzy Stallmanite |
02.12.2011 - 22:24
20 years ago... Holy shit, we'd be on fucking Usenet! Or at the very fucking beginning of the World Wide Web. Also there are plenty of female trolls who should STFU and get back to vacuuming (and I don't mean the floor).
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Angelic Storm Melodious |
02.12.2011 - 22:30 Written by vezzy on 02.12.2011 at 22:24 20 years ago, you wouldn't have been born. Female trolls, where? I haven't seen any on this site, ever... And methinks you should take your own advice.
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vezzy Stallmanite |
02.12.2011 - 22:52 Written by Angelic Storm on 02.12.2011 at 22:30 No, but my brother would have been a year or two later. I would've invaded his soul. That "Yasmine" bitch, I think. I'm too lazy to use a vacuum. Plus I'm not a fan of autofellatio.
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Angelic Storm Melodious |
02.12.2011 - 23:00 Written by vezzy on 02.12.2011 at 22:52 Why would you have had to do that, does he not like metal? I dunno if Yasmine was so much a troll, as a total fruitloop... Although I did call troll on her long before she was banned, so it didn't surprise me when she eventually was. Autowhat? :\ I don't like vacuuming either, but if I didnt do it from time to time, my floors would be filthy, and I wouldn't want that.
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vezzy Stallmanite |
02.12.2011 - 23:09 Written by Angelic Storm on 02.12.2011 at 23:00 He doesn't exist, hence "would have". He was aborted. Autofellatio. Please tell me you're kidding that you don't know what fellatio is.
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Angelic Storm Melodious |
02.12.2011 - 23:34 Written by vezzy on 02.12.2011 at 23:09 You what? Are you being serious or being funny? And no, I'm not kidding, I don't know what it is.
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vezzy Stallmanite |
02.12.2011 - 23:38 Written by Angelic Storm on 02.12.2011 at 23:34 I what? He was aborted. Fellatio is something men will accept from every half-decent camwhore. May be snowballed, but it's optional. I'm sure you can fantasize about it with some handsome guy in metal.
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Angelic Storm Melodious |
02.12.2011 - 23:46 Written by vezzy on 02.12.2011 at 23:38 I really should have learned by now that trying to have anything even resembling a normal conversation with you is a futile excercise... more fool me.
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vezzy Stallmanite |
02.12.2011 - 23:48 Written by Angelic Storm on 02.12.2011 at 23:46 Hey, your fault entirely for not knowing what fellatio is. At 30+... oh my god the prudeness I am genuinely disturbed I have to go to bed now, it's late and I could use some shuteye. He was aborted... I am seriously funny by stating the truth. (also I'm kind of late but Chris Cornell ain't bad)
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Angelic Storm Melodious |
02.12.2011 - 23:55 Written by vezzy on 02.12.2011 at 23:48 It isn't my fault that you are a mind numbing troll though... Hey, it was you who made a joke about it. Not that I believe for one moment it's true... it is you who said it after all.
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ANGEL REAPER |
03.12.2011 - 00:21 Written by vezzy on 02.12.2011 at 22:24 if you are actually 13 ...20 years ago you wouldn't be here ...speaking of which i would be just a baby...
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Troy Killjoy perfunctionist Staff |
03.12.2011 - 00:22
20 years ago I'd still be the fucking prime minister, and I'd still be the most attractive man in metal.
---- "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something."
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Boxcar Willy yr a kook |
03.12.2011 - 02:30 Written by Angelic Storm on 02.12.2011 at 09:18 you'll never know!
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Ragana Rawrcat |
03.12.2011 - 02:57 Written by Troy Killjoy on 03.12.2011 at 00:22 well, too bad there wasn't a thread like this to prove that. and yeah, Satyr with short hair looks hotter. plus, I suppose I'm gonna be the first so say that Chris Cornell doesn't seem to be that attractive at all...
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Angelic Storm Melodious |
03.12.2011 - 05:25 Written by Boxcar Willy on 03.12.2011 at 02:30 Now that is a scary thought.
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M C Vice ex-polydactyl |
03.12.2011 - 11:59
Could Kieth Caputo end up on both threads?
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AnGina-- Dark Phoenix |
03.12.2011 - 15:03
I don't even read posts here, I'm sure they're so much fun tho But I'll post another one, a very hot and sexy man that I will never have *sighs* Andreas Bergh aka Whiplasher Bernadotte With or without make up, he is just gorgeous!
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Bad English Tage Westerlund |
03.12.2011 - 17:43
Looking at pics from guys posted from girls no wonder why Im still single, Im not handsome at all .... no place for simple guy
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