Joke Bands

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Posted by Xaphiris, 29.10.2006 - 13:05
I guess there has to be a topic for these bands, eventhough some of them aren't really THAT metal.
If you know any joke metal bands, list them for the enjoyment of all
I guess a few examples wouldn't hurt: Impaled Northern Moonforest, Nanowar, Blackseed Boys

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16.06.2007 - 22:19

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Cookie mongoloid are a very good band - seseme strasse metal
Also there was a band about some zombie amish, but i think those were punk o something, i didn't recall.
If you understand spanish check out gigatron and mojinos escozios, you'll like them especially if you like nanowar
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17.06.2007 - 11:15

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haha, that reminds me: Brian Posehn's comedy metal band kicks ass too... search for "Metal By Numbers" on youtube

BTW... I opened an Acoustic Black Metal thread in the Alternative Metal forum... its closely related to this thread... go check it out!
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18.06.2007 - 04:32
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"Trivium" they think they are thrash ha-ha all they are is gay MTV/Hot Topic music...haha thrash...heavy emocore kids...they are funny.
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18.06.2007 - 12:12

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haha, good call with Trivium. They're just a damn stain on metal's face imho...
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20.06.2007 - 23:53
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Written by _Wotan_ on 16.06.2007 at 22:19

Cookie mongoloid are a very good band - seseme strasse metal
Also there was a band about some zombie amish, but i think those were punk o something, i didn't recall.
If you understand spanish check out gigatron and mojinos escozios, you'll like them especially if you like nanowar

Mojinos Escozíos do not play Metal at all. They are a Hard-Rock band that became famous because of their 100% tasteless (but somehow surreal and amusing) lyrics. On the other hand, Gigatrón is pretty sweet, with so many songs about beating the hell out of 'pijos' (which translates to something like "posh" or "snobs") and a couple of nice absurd covers. Do you know that bonus track they played live in Bilbao, "Me chutaría", a cover on Antonio Flores's "No dudaría"? (For those who don't know, Antonio Flores was Spanish diva Lola Flores's son. He became a Rock musician, and his most famous song is "No dudaría". He died because of drug addiction, and Gigatrón covered this song with comedy lyrics about his problems with drugs. "Me chutaría" translates to "I would shoot up").

Still, if anybody does not know Ten Masked Men, they are missing an amazing band which will make them laugh like they never have.
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23.06.2007 - 13:48
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killing JOKE xaxa
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30.06.2007 - 01:54

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Absolutely ANAL CUNT, they are a pathetic Joke...
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30.06.2007 - 02:19

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Written by [user id=22132] on 18.06.2007 at 04:32

"Trivium" they think they are thrash ha-ha all they are is gay MTV/Hot Topic music...haha thrash...heavy emocore kids...they are funny.

are they really Gay!!? you mean homosexual!! oh, I think I'm out dated!
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30.06.2007 - 02:21
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Written by Nazeef on 30.06.2007 at 01:54

Absolutely ANAL CUNT, they are a pathetic Joke...

Hahaha yeah, all there songs are so pointless, they only have really funny titles. But there album 'Love Picnic' is a great joke they did.
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30.06.2007 - 02:30

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Written by Doc G. on 30.06.2007 at 02:21

Written by Nazeef on 30.06.2007 at 01:54

Absolutely ANAL CUNT, they are a pathetic Joke...

Hahaha yeah, all there songs are so pointless, they only have really funny titles. But there album 'Love Picnic' is a great joke they did.

I think they called for help to write the album songs, they lack something.. I guess It's music
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02.07.2007 - 23:28

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Written by [user id=22132] on 18.06.2007 at 04:32

"Trivium" they think they are thrash ha-ha all they are is gay MTV/Hot Topic music...haha thrash...heavy emocore kids...they are funny.

Totally agree...I think that they should only compare themselves to Bullet for my Valentine or All that Remains..some neo/emo/whatever core... And Lamb Of God-posers that think they're making a tribute to bay area scene or something..oh yeah, and calling themselves NWOBHM. Whatever..
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08.07.2007 - 12:57
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Ha, yea, Anal Cunt. You guys gotta get their "5643 Song EP".
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05.09.2007 - 02:20
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Metal Skool. Ive been listening to them constantly since my friend played me a song by them called 'Stripper Girl' it sounds like your typical 80s glam rock power ballad like Motley Crues 'Home Sweet Home', Skid Rows 'I remember you' or Poisons 'Every Rose...', at the time I wasnt paying attention to the lyrics until halfway through when some lines just caught me off-guard.
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05.09.2007 - 03:58
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@Nazeef: Well...I wouldn't call them completely pathetic...sure...they're terrible but it's all in good fun and for a reason...
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11.09.2007 - 04:09

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Here's a few;

Green Jelly
Cheap Sex
Satanic Blow Jobs
Eagles Of Death Metal
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16.10.2007 - 02:25
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another joke theme band i like Trollfest this guys rule they are like Finntroll but twice crazy
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19.10.2007 - 16:47

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Written by Valentin B on 12.09.2007 at 11:47

you want a joke band? listen to the first song on here(no, it's not my band, in fact these guys suck)

[URL]http://www.myspace.com/bandofankh[/URL]

recognize a few songs?

LOL!!11!
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19.10.2007 - 17:29
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Written by Xaphiris on 19.10.2007 at 16:47

Written by Valentin B on 12.09.2007 at 11:47

you want a joke band? listen to the first song on here(no, it's not my band, in fact these guys suck)

[URL]http://www.myspace.com/bandofankh[/URL]

recognize a few songs?

LOL!!11!

yeah, i understand that my post was extremely childish(i've decided to remove it), and i was, like, drunken with vengeance lol but there's about 4-5 borrowed stuff on there
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19.10.2007 - 17:31

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Written by Valentin B on 19.10.2007 at 17:29

Written by Xaphiris on 19.10.2007 at 16:47

Written by Valentin B on 12.09.2007 at 11:47

you want a joke band? listen to the first song on here(no, it's not my band, in fact these guys suck)

[URL]http://www.myspace.com/bandofankh[/URL]

recognize a few songs?

LOL!!11!

yeah, i understand that my post was extremely childish(i've decided to remove it), and i was, like, drunken with vengeance lol but there's about 4-5 borrowed stuff on there

hehe, i can still see your post. i say leave it there.
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19.10.2007 - 17:31

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either ways, its not like imma remove the quotes so...
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20.10.2007 - 01:02

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Fozzy, sort of a joke, started that way, but do a good job with the music.
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21.10.2007 - 19:17

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Don't know if anyone's mentioned, but Burzum.
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22.10.2007 - 18:11
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i've never heard their music, but Cannabis Corpse has the funniest song names ever
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22.10.2007 - 18:32
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Written by Hyvaarin on 21.10.2007 at 19:17

Don't know if anyone's mentioned, but Burzum.

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Written by animal on 11.09.2007 at 04:09

Here's a few;

Green Jelly
Cheap Sex
Satanic Blow Jobs
Eagles Of Death Metal

I know eagles of Death Metal but others thay sucks so much like EODM?
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22.10.2007 - 21:18
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They might not be very metal, but check out Psycostick. That's some funny shit! Best song by far is the beer song...
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24.10.2007 - 13:43

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What about the most obvious one, tenacious d? They are a great band though.
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01.11.2007 - 14:46
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Written by [user id=26556] on 22.10.2007 at 18:11

i've never heard their music, but Cannabis Corpse has the funniest song names ever

check for anal cunt
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Have you guys heard of Grailkings? They are absolutely hilarious.

www.myspace.com/grailknights
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What about the band, Bongzilla. A metal band with all their lyrical content about weed
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