The movies I quote the most would be: Fight Club ( I am jacks colon. I get cancer, I kill jack.)
Zoolander (Merman)
Anchorman (The Human Torch was denied a bank loan)
Clerks (Deathstar speech)
Snatch (Sneaky Fucking Russian)
Return of Hercules, which is the stupidest movie ever made, but has some seriously quotable moments (I'll be nice, this next punch wont even connect!)

Blues Brothers

Jake: First you traded the Cadillac in for a microphone. Then you lied to me about the band. And now you're gonna put me right back in the joint!
Elwood: They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God.

Elwood: Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis.

Jake: [fakes accent] How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
Father: What?
Jake: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children!

Mrs. Tarantino: Are you the police?
Elwood: No, ma'am. We're musicians.

Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western.

Burton Mercer (John MF-ing Candy): Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

Burton Mercer: [to Trooper Daniel] Hi! Wanna hand me the mike?
[Daniel gives him the police radio]
Burton Mercer: Thanks a lot.
[speaking in radio]
Burton Mercer: Hi, this is car um...
[to Officer Mount]
Burton Mercer: What number are we?
Officer Mount: Five-five.
Burton Mercer: [to radio] Car 55. Um... we're in a truck!
[chuckles nervously]

Curtis: Do you guys know 'Minnie the Moocher'?
Murph: I once knew a hooker named Minnie Mazola!

Willie 'Too Big' Hall: So, Jake, you're out, you're free, you're rehabilitated. What's next? What's happenin'? What you gonna do? You got the money you owe us, motherfucker?

I have to give it to Anchorman for this one.

But, then again, Will Ferrel does a lot of stuff that's quoted for the laugh as is, especially his SNL stuff.

Scarface hands down!

Way to easy.

School of Rock <3

Dewey Finn: I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them.

Dewey Finn: Sell my guitars? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?

Dewey Finn: Ok. This is a bass guitar. And it's the exact same thing but instead of playing it like this you tip it on the side... cello, you got a bass.

Summer Hathaway: You want me to be a groupie?
Dewey Finn: Well... a groupie's an important job.
Summer Hathaway: I researched groupies on the Internet.They're sluts!They sleep with the band!
Dewey Finn: No, that's not true. They're like cheerleaders.

Mrs. Lemmons: Would you care to join us, Mr Schneebly
Dewey Finn: Yeah
Mrs. Lemmons: Did I say that correctly? "Schneebly"
Dewey Finn: Actually it's "Schnayblay"

Dewey Finn: Ok, here's the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means?
Frankie: Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
Dewey Finn: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
Freddy: It means you're an alcoholic.
Dewey Finn: Wrong.
Freddy: You wouldn't come to work with a hangover unless you were an alcoholic. Dude, you got a disease!
Dewey Finn: Hmmm... hmmm... What's your name?
Freddy: Freddy Jones.
Dewey Finn: Ok, Freddy Jones, shut up!

Written by king_matt on 12.11.2011 at 05:40

School of Rock <3

I enjoyed that a lot.

I always found the film memento to have a lot of good quotes.

Teddy: You're not a killer.
[pinches Leonard's cheeks]
Teddy: That's why you're so good at it.