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If I were a metal genre, I would be...



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Posted by Galar, 25.08.2008 - 17:40
If I were a metal genre, I would be blackened/folk metal. This genre fits my personailty because there is an upbeat side of me(the folk metal), but yet im still misanthropic and hateful(black). If you were a metal genre, what would YOU be?
22.05.2009 - 04:43
BuzzPhil
I was Melodeath... But... Now, I'd say that I am METAL!!!! I can't define myself with one metal genre...
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25.05.2009 - 12:43
dgranillo
Written by Norm on 22.05.2009 at 06:22

I would like to think that I am death metal because I'm awesome, but not everyone realizes this yet.

I second this.
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31.05.2009 - 12:47
toxicrisis
I would be a totally new genre which like "Concrete Metal" or "Acid Green Metal" or "Unkillable Post Metal" or maybe Atmospheric Extreme Avantgarde Brutal Satanic Alternative Technical Post Thrash Grinding Fuckin Death Metal with influences of jazz/fusion, rap, country, classic and pop.

Well i'm into thrash metal and death metal but i think i would be death'n roll because it's just so cool.
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01.06.2009 - 13:27
Van Steel
I would be some kind of mixture of Power, Epic, Symphonic and Viking Metal
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05.06.2009 - 01:23
AbdelioR
My left side is Melodic Black, the other one is Death.
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11.06.2009 - 10:38
Aquilla_Operandi
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Power Metal / Grindcore / Post Metal. Lol, if there ARE any such bands, please tell me.

I always obey the law and I'm generally nice to people and try to help them. However, I um... let's just say I have a wild ***ual imagination. :S I also am rather artistic and open-minded, and bludgeon my way through the hard times with dignity and melodic repetitiveness.
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31.07.2009 - 21:10
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
I would be an old tree in dark forest and i would whisper stories of ancient heathen glory and the wind would sing through my branches...blackened folk/pagan metal
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My rest seems now calm and deep
Finally I got my dead man sleep


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01.08.2009 - 09:25
Doc G.
Full Grown Hoser
Staff
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 26.08.2008 at 01:01

If I were a metal gene I wouldn't be alive but would be music to anyone's ears instead.

I thought you'd be funeral doom, seriously think about it. You have a knack for belittling, and ruining the self-esteem of metalheads.
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02.08.2009 - 18:57
TheBigRossowski
I'm starting to think I'd be Stoner Doom... haven't heard many good black metal bands or releases in awhile. Well, Fourth Reich from Katharsis was great!
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04.08.2009 - 20:33
IronAngel
Heh, this is so stupid, but here goes:

I guess I could be Doom. I like to appear sophisticated and snobbish, yet I stick to the basics and (try to) grasp the core of what it's all about. I usually remain calm, and I have a melancholic streak (but I don't exaggerate it or whine). I'm rather stoic. I'm an acquired taste: I can be long-winded and boring to people who don't get me, but others can (hopefully) appreciate my finer qualities, such as depth and intersting layers.

Haha, so narcissist. I guess I could really justify any music genre with my perceived good qualities, if I tried.
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04.08.2009 - 21:44
TheBigRossowski
Written by IronAngel on 04.08.2009 at 20:33

Heh, this is so stupid, but here goes:

I guess I could be Doom. I like to appear sophisticated and snobbish, yet I stick to the basics and (try to) grasp the core of what it's all about. I usually remain calm, and I have a melancholic streak (but I don't exaggerate it or whine). I'm rather stoic. I'm an acquired taste: I can be long-winded and boring to people who don't get me, but others can (hopefully) appreciate my finer qualities, such as depth and intersting layers.

Haha, so narcissist. I guess I could really justify any music genre with my perceived good qualities, if I tried.

That's fucking interessting, man, that's fucking interessting. I would purchase you as a Doom CD, I suppose, lol
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That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
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11.08.2009 - 13:56
Walter Iego
Author
Elite
Progressive-Surreal-Heavy-Melodic-Trash...
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11.08.2009 - 22:54
Vaterflaumig
I think I would be.....Opeth-Metal
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13.08.2009 - 13:31
I would be progessive melodic death. Gotta blend the light and the dark, with an eye on technique and innovation at all times.
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'We entered Winter once again...The sun sets forever over Blackwater park'
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15.08.2009 - 00:46
Urizen367
Extreme (blank) metal
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I will not reason and compare, my business is to create.
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28.09.2009 - 19:13
Panterica
Written by toxicrisis on 31.05.2009 at 12:47

I would be a totally new genre which like "Concrete Metal" or "Acid Green Metal" or "Unkillable Post Metal" or maybe Atmospheric Extreme Avantgarde Brutal Satanic Alternative Technical Post Thrash Grinding Fuckin Death Metal with influences of jazz/fusion, rap, country, classic and pop.

I would like to listen to that. I liked that your so focus and clear . If I was metal I'll probably be Funk-Progressive-Death Metal, and that's because I'm optimistic and funny from outside but very dark from inside (Ooooh, so scary... ) and I like super-technical music . Man, I'm so deep .
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29.09.2009 - 02:12
flickaa
This is hard ... maybe doom metal cus I think I am calm girl
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29.09.2009 - 04:40
GamlaSonn
Mix of thrash (because I'm not so serious and I'm laidback), death (because I'm against religion, cba about politics and I'm not very emotional) and lastly Rock (because im a calm person and not in any form "extreme")
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03.10.2009 - 00:39
Galar
Wicked Mung
Written by flickaa on 29.09.2009 at 02:12

This is hard ... maybe doom metal cus I think I am calm girl

Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom. issssssssssssssssssssss. callllllllllllllming.
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YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID, SUCK A DICK
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03.10.2009 - 00:47
SerratedSyringe
I would be blackened-speedcore-industrial-deathgrind.
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Just another cog in this infernal machine....
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03.10.2009 - 04:28
flickaa
Word.
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03.10.2009 - 11:42
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Word metal?
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My rest seems now calm and deep
Finally I got my dead man sleep


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03.10.2009 - 17:35
flickaa
Word = to agree XD
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03.10.2009 - 20:59
FeskarN
I would be something like Melodic Death Folk Power Heavy Metal. A mix of many genre's
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The Land Is Silent... Before The Storm!
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03.10.2009 - 21:50
SilentScream
Blasphemer
I would have to be thrash metal, obviously.

Why? Because thrash never takes itself too seriously and is constantly talking about either partying or social issues.
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04.10.2009 - 00:00
SerratedSyringe
Written by Ellrohir on 03.10.2009 at 11:42

Word metal?

More like technical word metal.
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Just another cog in this infernal machine....
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25.10.2009 - 20:30
Kratos
I'd say I am ninja metal because i like to parkour and do other ninja things
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26.10.2009 - 05:48
[insert name]
Uh... power metal. I'm very technical because I read a lot of stuff, and chief among the lot of stuff I read is fantasy novels.
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I REJECT YOUR PUNY REALITIES! AND THEN THAT IS THE POINT AT WHICH I SUBSTITUTE THEM WITH MY OWN! I HAVE VICTORY!
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26.10.2009 - 07:29
Musicole291
Symphonic Black Metal, because I like brutality, epicness, and Satan.
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26.10.2009 - 09:04
Written by Introspekrieg on 25.08.2008 at 22:29

I would be experimental/avant-garde/instrumental metal fusion...

I am irresponsible at times and lack structure, I am open to new ideas, rarely serious, and people think I am weird. I am very often emotionless, introverted and can come off as somewhat egotistical to the casual observer, but in reality I am constantly aware and nervous.

crap, that's what i wanted to post, i guess i would add some death metal to your mix
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