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The most handsome guy in metal (that you'll never have)



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Posted by BloodTears, 05.04.2011 - 23:38
The thread "The most beautiful girl in metal (besides your girlfriend) gave me an idea. What about us? The ladies' choice.

What are the cutest guys in metal?

Is it the hair? The facial hair? The geeky look? The leather pants?

Personally, I like long hair, I think it's sexy.
18.12.2011 - 23:26
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Tage Westerlund
Written by Milena on 18.12.2011 at 22:59

Okay, time for Steffen Kummerer:
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This is the poster boy for hot metalheads.

handsome indeed
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19.12.2011 - 15:24
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Written by Angelic Storm on 16.12.2011 at 05:01

Written by Unhealer on 16.12.2011 at 04:57

So, after what was discussed on the hottest metal chick thread...

Last week I received my copy of Live Blackjazz DVD from Shining (NOR). After watching I thought Jørgen Munkeby maybe has the looks.
What do the girls think?

Woah, for a second I thought that was Mike Patton!

I think you're right!

His style is awesome and he has a lot of charisma but not my type.


Scrolling through this thread I also saw Niilo from Insomnium and Chris Cornell and they both get my stamp of approval
And this dude:
Written by AnGina-- on 03.12.2011 at 15:03

I don't even read posts here, I'm sure they're so much fun tho But I'll post another one, a very hot and sexy man that I will never have *sighs*

Andreas Bergh aka Whiplasher Bernadotte





With or without make up, he is just gorgeous!

is wonderful, yes.
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20.12.2011 - 04:57
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These I find long-handsome

















Speechless :






And well,...

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20.12.2011 - 07:53
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Ladies?
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20.12.2011 - 13:26
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No.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29

Like you could kiss my ass.

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20.12.2011 - 23:53
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(strato)Love for this thread:

Lauri Porra. Not a classic hot guy but awesome charisma.


Has awesome style too, though here he is more on the wacky side.


This picture ^___________^
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21.12.2011 - 00:57
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Tage Westerlund
Written by BloodTears on 20.12.2011 at 13:26

No.

I usualy dont look at guys but I agree about this NOOOOOO
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21.12.2011 - 15:20
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That Kvarforth dude is stylish but he could do without those cuts.
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21.12.2011 - 19:27
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Written by Milena on 21.12.2011 at 15:20

That Kvarforth dude is stylish but he could do without those cuts.

I think Kvarforth is very odd looking, and not in the good way. You guy you posted is much prettier.
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21.12.2011 - 19:37
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Written by [user id=4365] on 21.12.2011 at 19:27

I think Kvarforth is very odd looking, and not in the good way. You guy you posted is much prettier.

Well thank you, people do tell me I have good taste in men. So I'll keep posting
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25.12.2011 - 15:10
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Was thinking about Firewind these days, and I remembered how Gus deserved a spot in this board.





Not anything a whole lot special but a handsome chap.
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28.12.2011 - 07:58
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I really find these guys nice of making up and stuff


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29.12.2011 - 13:57
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Not really cute at all. You know who is? Steven Wilson
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29

Like you could kiss my ass.

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29.12.2011 - 14:16
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I can imagine the Deathstars dudes, especially Whiplasher and Cat Casino, getting more laid than Satan himself. Not that I fancy anyone of them but Whiplasher is always making out in the front at shows and the ladies scream their lungs out everytime Cat takes off his shirt.
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29.12.2011 - 14:40
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Why nobody comment on the Emperor band guy (previous page) ? totally underrated if ladies thumb off on him, his style hair gelled and brushing back is very handsome.
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29.12.2011 - 15:04
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Tage Westerlund
Dream evil is not hansome its ugly an so casual
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31.12.2011 - 03:08
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Written by BloodTears on 29.12.2011 at 13:57

Not really cute at all. You know who is? Steven Wilson

Steven Wilson! Geeky cuteness all the way!


First of all, something for the lulz.



Haven't done any of his music yet, but, he's awesome-looking...
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31.12.2011 - 03:18
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Written by Milena on 31.12.2011 at 03:08

Haven't done any of his music yet, but, he's awesome-looking...

Deadwing and Fear of A Blank Planet
LISTEN

And yeah. He's like a handsome nerd. :3
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31.12.2011 - 03:21
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He's like the Daniel Jackson of metal.
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31.12.2011 - 03:24
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Now we're in the land of the quirkies, I hereby declare it's time for Perttu Kivilaakso:



Gimme!
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31.12.2011 - 10:15
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Written by Milena on 31.12.2011 at 03:08

Written by BloodTears on 29.12.2011 at 13:57

Not really cute at all. You know who is? Steven Wilson

Steven Wilson! Geeky cuteness all the way!

I totally agree with you! He's so cute because of his geeky self. Also, I think it's a sin you haven't done his music. Someone please whip her

Sassy already did.

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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29

Like you could kiss my ass.

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31.12.2011 - 12:34
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Allright, allright, I'll pick up that couple of Porcupine Tree albums as soon as I get my headphones back
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31.12.2011 - 13:09
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Written by Milena on 31.12.2011 at 03:24

Perttu Kivilaakso:
Gimme!

The guy really needs to work out a bit. :/
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31.12.2011 - 13:50
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Written by Slayer666 on 31.12.2011 at 13:09

The guy really needs to work out a bit. :/

I don't think anyone "needs" to work out. Sure, fit dudes are lovely, but so are skinny dudes (even as skinny as Perttu) and dudes with a little chub (or a little more). He should probably just eat more, but if he doesn't wanna overeat just so he could have some more flesh on his frame (like many guys I know do), I really can't blame him
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31.12.2011 - 22:13
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Written by Slayer666 on 31.12.2011 at 13:09
The guy really needs to work out a bit. :/

I have a feeling you wouldn't appreciate my body then.
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31.12.2011 - 22:15
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 31.12.2011 at 22:13

I have a feeling you wouldn't appreciate my body then.

I can't really imagine a situation where he would appreciate your body o.0 Or want to.
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31.12.2011 - 22:17
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Written by [user id=4365] on 31.12.2011 at 22:15
I can't really imagine a situation where he would appreciate your body o.0 Or want to.

Oh the messages in my inbox that you'll never read...
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31.12.2011 - 22:23
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 31.12.2011 at 22:17

Oh the messages in my inbox that you'll never read...

Then for all intents and purposes Slayer666 is a hot redhead of questionable age. In my mind.
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01.01.2012 - 19:28
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 31.12.2011 at 22:13

I have a feeling you wouldn't appreciate my body then.

You turn me on via other things, babe.
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03.01.2012 - 14:50
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Written by Slayer666 on 01.01.2012 at 19:28

Written by Troy Killjoy on 31.12.2011 at 22:13

I have a feeling you wouldn't appreciate my body then.

You turn me on via other things, babe.

If you two are done gaying out, can I post moar people?
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