ANGEL REAPER
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I like Clint Eastwood the most but since he is not in this list i voted for Arnold.Stallone was close to second ...
And for the record : i was once kicked out the class while in high school for telling Chuck Norris facts for 30 minutes strait...i have knew around 1000 of them
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The answer is Bruce Lee of course. Fuck Chuck Norris
Some of you may ask, "If Bruce Lee is so much better than Chuck Norris, why are there no jokes about him?" The answer: Because Bruce Lee is no joke.
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ANGEL REAPER
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Written by [user id=27368] on 03.04.2013 at 02:54
The answer is Bruce Lee of course. Fuck Chuck Norris
Some of you may ask, "If Bruce Lee is so much better than Chuck Norris, why are there no jokes about him?" The answer: Because Bruce Lee is no joke.
Bruce Lee is the only man who beat Chuck Norris...and than he died ...
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M C Vice ex-polydactyl
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I said other: Steven Segal.
How does Gerard Butler get mentioned next to these guys but not Kurt russel, Clint Eastwood, Lee Marvin, Bruce Willis, Jet Li, Danny Trejo, Dolph Lundgren, ect.?
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angel. Evil Butterfly
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First Bruce Lee then Steven Seagal, Bruce Willis and at last jean claude van damme
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Spirit Molecule spirit molecule
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Tony Jaa ?? He's quite crazy, does all his stunts and doesn't use any CGI or wires etc. But I'd still go with Jackie Chan for the funny. Always a treat watching his stuff.
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Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck ElitePosts: 40071 |
Steven Seagal is one of the very worst actors ever.
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Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 07.10.2013 at 01:18
Steven Seagal is one of the very worst actors ever.
His moves are really boring as well. Not even enjoyable to watch in a fight.
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psykometal A staff guy... ElitePosts: 6101 |
Written by Spirit Molecule on 04.10.2013 at 16:04
Tony Jaa ?? He's quite crazy, does all his stunts and doesn't use any CGI or wires etc.
Gona have to back this call, Tony is awesome. Can't wait to see more of him.
Some others would be Scott Atkins, Jason Stathem, Jet Li, and Michael Jai White.
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Spirit Molecule spirit molecule
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Written by psykometal on 07.10.2013 at 05:26
Michael Jai White.
Haha yes! Black Dynamite
I'm not sure why Steven Segal is famous for his action movies. Same with Jean Claude. I find them quite boring.
I didn't really like Jason Statham in his action movies (transporter and crank series) I much prefer him in the Guy Ritchie type movies.
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angel. Evil Butterfly
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His moves might be boring perhaps because he's a martial artist in Aikido.
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One of my favorites is Donnie Yen. His Ip Man movies are tremendous not only because of the martial arts, but because there's a legitimate story in them and don't just consist of action porn. In the first Ip Man movie, he's a consummate gentleman right before he lays some righteous Wing Chun on a fellow martial arts practitioner. Plus, most of the time he's smiling when he's beating the shit out of people. He fucking wins in my book.
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