Primitive Man - Caustic - review

Primitive Man - Caustic - review

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Album
Caustic
Release date
October 06, 2017
Reviewer
7.0
7.7
Tracklist
01. My Will
02. Victim
03. Caustic
04. Commerce
05. Tepid
06. Ash
07. Sterility
08. Sugar Hole
09. The Weight
10. Disfigured
11. Inevitable
12. Absolutes
A review by
Doc G.
October 24, 2017
Primitive Man - Caustic. The name alone flies in the face of all that is pretentious, and yes, their music does too. Despite that, it's the type of album that leaves you unsure as to whether you're too dumb to understand it, or just dumb enough to try and find a deeper album below the surface.

Caustic is a paradox. On one hand, it's a quintessential sludge metal album. If I had no prior knowledge what "sludge metal" was, and was forced to write a book report on it, I'd probably end up describing Primitive Man. It's a filthy ooze that just pours from your speakers. A slow, heavy pounding on the bottom, paired with fuzzed-out, abrasive guitar noise rounding off the top end. The vocals match the guitars in their imperfectly perfect delivery; throaty, gutteral cracking, somewhere in the ballpark of a more cavernous sounding Martin Van Drunen.

In that sense, Caustic is a perfect sludge metal album.

Here's where things get conflicting; the album gets pretty dull, pretty fast. Yes, they execute their craft flawlessly. Grab any track off this album and, standing on it's own, it will blow your proverbial dick off. Looking at the big picture though, Caustic is tediously monotonous. Nearly eighty minutes of glacial noise with little noticeable change is a bit hard to justify praising.

...Bringing us back to the whole "paradox" thing. Caustic could just be a dumb, boring, albeit fleetingly entertaining album, but considering how well Primitive Man do what they do, thinking "Maybe I'm just a moron for not getting this" is also reasonable consideration.
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Auntie Sahar
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24.10.2017 - 13:45
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Honestly I'm kind of feeling the same way about this one, as much as I love the band, 70 straight minutes of this type of material is a bit too much. Scorn worked so well because it was just over half that, more like 40 minutes. Not bad, but there's definitely a max dose with these guys past which their formula starts to lose its impact. Still solid 7 - 8 material though
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24.10.2017 - 15:10
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Me too. At times I feel this is a masterpiece, while other times it bores me to death. It is definitely too long for its own good.
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24.10.2017 - 18:01
Rating: 7

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Fourth that opinion.
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tea[m]ster
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30.10.2017 - 10:44
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Ewww bummer. Album still sitting on my hard drive - unrared. Scorn is so good. Might be a let down.
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Daniell
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30.10.2017 - 13:45
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Quite a boring album, sadly.
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Boxcar Willy
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14.11.2017 - 05:23
Rating: 6
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I don't get the hype.
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14.11.2017 - 15:56
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Written by Boxcar Willy on 14.11.2017 at 05:23

I don't get the hype.

There is no hype here..
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17.11.2017 - 01:14
Rating: 6
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Written by [user id=159927] on 14.11.2017 at 15:56

There is no hype here..

Even the first album doesn't really do anything for me.
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Marcel Hubregtse
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17.11.2017 - 05:28
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Written by Boxcar Willy on 17.11.2017 at 01:14

Written by [user id=159927] on 14.11.2017 at 15:56

There is no hype here..

Even the first album doesn't really do anything for me.

but then again you like shitty hipster mysic such as Sunbather ;-)
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17.11.2017 - 08:09
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Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 17.11.2017 at 05:28

but then again you like shitty hipster mysic such as Sunbather ;-)

You feel the same way.. Let me quote you

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 23.07.2013 at 19:07

Would personally rate it a 7.5

Btw there's quite a lot of post-metal in this release as well.

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19.11.2017 - 05:01
Rating: 6
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Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 17.11.2017 at 05:28

but then again you like shitty hipster mysic such as Sunbather ;-)

Wow, you sure showed me.
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21.11.2017 - 21:10
Rating: 8
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I agree on all points yet somehow I still like it a lot. I don't mind the length if I'm doing somehting else (like making food, doing laundry, haha) because I do enjoy the overall atmosphere a lot. Like you said, the songs individually are great. I'm sure that if I sat down and did nothing but just listening to this album, yeah... I would get bored halfway through. This is what happens to me with most ambient/drone albums though so I don't see it as a huge disadvantage. I just put it on and do stuff while the music makes the atmosphere for an hour. It sure makes my grocery shop much more interesting! Haha.
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21.11.2017 - 21:30
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Written by X-Ray Rod on 21.11.2017 at 21:10

I agree on all points yet somehow I still like it a lot. I don't mind the length if I'm doing somehting else (like making food, doing laundry, haha) because I do enjoy the overall atmosphere a lot. Like you said, the songs individually are great. I'm sure that if I sat down and did nothing but just listening to this album, yeah... I would get bored halfway through. This is what happens to me with most ambient/drone albums though so I don't see it as a huge disadvantage. I just put it on and do stuff while the music makes the atmosphere for an hour. It sure makes my grocery shop much more interesting! Haha.

I relate so much to this, especially the last sentence
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