New list Best Of October

Speaking of spiders, found another huntsman on the bathroom ceiling after having a shower. It had no left legs. 4 right legs, and 1 quarter of a left leg

Other countries put up fake spider webs across the road for halloween. Here we got real ones

Best thing about Halloween? It finished yesterday

Genuinely didn't realise it was halloween. Australia moment.

What? A monkey typing? It's probably a good costume or body!

"Hey, nice costume" Monkey: "Costume?"