Written by Troy Killjoy on 17.04.2012 at 04:34

Written by Guest on 17.04.2012 at 04:05
I have a bad feeling that I don't want to know Troy's response to this.
... I've never skinny dipped.

Never done anything with a corpse, although I've jerked off to some gore before. Close enough?

I went skinny dipping about 10 years ago back when I lived in the Courtland townhouse complex. There's a quarry behind a No Frills grocery store and a group of us took off our clothes and jumped off the cliff. I had a big crush on my babysitter and she was skinny-dipping too. Probably the nicest set of boobs I've ever seen in my life. I can still vividly imagine them in my mind after all this time. Perfect, supple servings of fat deposits... mmm!

What so you were 10 with a how old baby sitter?



Do I even want to know?

Written by Boxcar Willy on 17.04.2012 at 05:09
What so you were 10 with a how old baby sitter?

... Wow. I'm almost 21. Sorry, that would actually have taken place about 14 years ago now. I was seven at the time.

Kind of depressing when you no longer refer to that age as "10 years ago"...

Written by Troy Killjoy on 17.04.2012 at 05:12

Written by Boxcar Willy on 17.04.2012 at 05:09
What so you were 10 with a how old baby sitter?

... Wow. I'm almost 21. Sorry, that would actually have taken place about 14 years ago now. I was seven at the time.

Kind of depressing when you no longer refer to that age as "10 years ago"...

That still doesn't answer the question, old man.

Written by Boxcar Willy on 17.04.2012 at 05:13
That still doesn't answer the question, old man.

Oh, right. She was 16 at the time. Her name was Danielle, and she had a little sister (13) named Diana.

She wasn't too shabby either.

I've never had a threesome (yet, although the new girl is possibly open to it).

Written by Troy Killjoy on 17.04.2012 at 05:20

Written by Boxcar Willy on 17.04.2012 at 05:13
That still doesn't answer the question, old man.

Oh, right. She was 16 at the time. Her name was Danielle, and she had a little sister (13) named Diana.

She wasn't too shabby either.

I've never had a threesome (yet, although the new girl is possibly open to it).

I wouldn't want to tbh, that kind of kills the emotion you share between you and the other person.

Written by Boxcar Willy on 17.04.2012 at 05:21
I wouldn't want to tbh, that kind of kills the emotion you share between you and the other person.

Kills the emotion? I can only think of it enhancing it.

Either you get someone to help please your significant other, or you and your significant other help each other please someone else. And a variety of combinations therein. All-in-all if you're letting the presence of someone else negatively impact your sex than you're probably not very confident about yourself in the bedroom in the first place. You have to know yourself and your partner and be willing to embrace pleasure in all its forms with an open mind in my opinion.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 17.04.2012 at 05:38

Written by Boxcar Willy on 17.04.2012 at 05:21
I wouldn't want to tbh, that kind of kills the emotion you share between you and the other person.

Kills the emotion? I can only think of it enhancing it.

Either you get someone to help please your significant other, or you and your significant other help each other please someone else. And a variety of combinations therein. All-in-all if you're letting the presence of someone else negatively impact your sex than you're probably not very confident about yourself in the bedroom in the first place. You have to know yourself and your partner and be willing to embrace pleasure in all its forms with an open mind in my opinion.

I don't know, I just feel it should be a time of intense passion between two people who really care about each other, adding a third person would just kill that passion, imo.

Written by Boxcar Willy on 17.04.2012 at 05:44
I don't know, I just feel it should be a time of intense passion between two people who really care about each other, adding a third person would just kill that passion, imo.

Gay seal to the max.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 17.04.2012 at 05:47

Written by Boxcar Willy on 17.04.2012 at 05:44
I don't know, I just feel it should be a time of intense passion between two people who really care about each other, adding a third person would just kill that passion, imo.

Gay seal to the max.

Fuck off

Everyone can be serious here, but the moment I am...

I have the feeling I represent a minority of people in my age group on this one, but I have never thrown up from drug intoxication. (FYI, alcohol counts.)

Written by Thrashette on 17.04.2012 at 06:03
I have the feeling I represent a minority of people in my age group on this one, but I have never thrown up from drug intoxication. (FYI, alcohol counts.)

I overdosed on prescription meds and painkillers and threw up for about 60 hours straight. My gums were stained black and I had boils on my tongue that would pop and ooze out pus.

Not good times.

Written by Spirit Molecule on 16.04.2012 at 21:28

Written by Cynic Metalhead on 16.04.2012 at 07:06


i never....stand and did poo.

Lol, WTF??

as long as it counts in "i never.." yeah it has to be included. Wait. i've seen many guys doing that horrific stunt which unbelievably you have to fucking shut your eyes off.

Written by Ragana on 17.04.2012 at 03:32

how's that even possible? especially for a student.

What, that I've never spent the night up, or that I can live with that little sleep?

Written by Milena on 17.04.2012 at 11:09

Written by Ragana on 17.04.2012 at 03:32

how's that even possible? especially for a student.

What, that I've never spent the night up, or that I can live with that little sleep?

she's probably talking about never throwing up due to intoxication

Written by Thrashette on 17.04.2012 at 06:03

I have the feeling I represent a minority of people in my age group on this one, but I have never thrown up from drug intoxication. (FYI, alcohol counts.)

Oh boy, I wish I could say the same.

It's not as unpleasant as throwing up sober (you are pretty numbed up by that point, after all), but it can lead to a series of unfortunate/humiliating accidents.

Written by Valentin B on 17.04.2012 at 12:44

she's probably talking about never throwing up due to intoxication

That was Thrashette, although I never threw up either

Written by Slayer666 on 17.04.2012 at 14:34

...but it can lead to a series of unfortunate/humiliating accidents.

Was it someone else, or was it you that once told us in detail of some unfortunate accidents?

I think it was whatsacow. But I also remember you sharing something like that.

Written by Milena on 17.04.2012 at 14:36

Was it someone else, or was it you that once told us in detail of some unfortunate accidents?

I think it was whatsacow. But I also remember you sharing something like that.

Yea, both of us were in a similar situation once, throwing up on a girl we had a crush on (we said it in The Pub, I think).
Although, that's just the tip of the iceberg for me. Threw up on one of my professors once, now that wasn't pretty.

Written by Slayer666 on 17.04.2012 at 14:40

Yea, both of us were in a similar situation once, throwing up on a girl we had a crush on (we said it in The Pub, I think).
Although, that's just the tip of the iceberg for me. Threw up on one of my professors once, now that wasn't pretty.

Nah, professors come and go... but the embarrassment stays forever

Written by Milena on 17.04.2012 at 14:41

Nah, professors come and go... but the embarrassment stays forever

Yeah, well, I've been stuck with this one for 2 years prior to the accident, and will be for the next year and a half. It's always awkward in that class...

Written by Slayer666 on 17.04.2012 at 14:44

Yeah, well, I've been stuck with this one for 2 years prior to the accident, and will be for the next year and a half. It's always awkward in that class...

My psychology teacher, my sociology teacher and my philosophy teacher all thought my best friend and me were lesbians. So yeah, I know how you feel bro.
Though, I'm lying, it didn't bother me at all

Written by Slayer666 on 17.04.2012 at 14:44

Written by Milena on 17.04.2012 at 14:41

Nah, professors come and go... but the embarrassment stays forever

awkward in that class...

just with that connection, once our 28 year old female teacher caught a guy fapping under his book in the class when she was teaching us History. Now that was fucking awkward.

Written by Cynic Metalhead on 17.04.2012 at 15:19

just with that connection, once our 28 year old female teacher caught a guy fapping under his book in the class when she was teaching us History. Now that was fucking awkward.

Did he ask the teacher to finish for him after she caught him? haha

Written by Branzig on 17.04.2012 at 18:09
Did he ask the teacher to finish for him after she caught him? haha

I've never fooled around with a teacher, but not due to a lack of trying.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 17.04.2012 at 18:10

Written by Branzig on 17.04.2012 at 18:09
Did he ask the teacher to finish for him after she caught him? haha

I've never fooled around with a teacher, but not due to a lack of trying.

My 9th grade English teacher was the cheerleader coach. She was like 25 and just out of college. I had her last period, so she would wear her yoga pants and tank top to class regularily since she had to go straight to practice afterwards...

I don't think I ever tried harder in my entire life to score haha. I wanted her so bad, and the worst part was she was still young so she flirted like a whore haha. I actually got an A in her class because it was one of the few that I actually showed up for

Written by Branzig on 17.04.2012 at 19:08
I actually got an A in her class because it was one of the few that I actually showed up for

If every teacher was like that I'd have gone to university and I'd be one of the smartest people alive.

Written by Branzig on 17.04.2012 at 18:09

Written by Cynic Metalhead on 17.04.2012 at 15:19

just with that connection, once our 28 year old female teacher caught a guy fapping under his book in the class when she was teaching us History. Now that was fucking awkward.

Did he ask the teacher to finish for him after she caught him? haha

She straightaway took that dude to the principal/dean office. you know what happened after that? he came back in 10 mins smiling and joined his seat. I think the principal was too ahaaa freaking biased.

Written by Cynic Metalhead on 17.04.2012 at 19:53

She straightaway took that dude to the principal/dean office. you know what happened after that? he came back in 10 mins smiling and joined his seat. I think the principal was too ahaaa freaking biased.

You'd think that he would be expelled at the least. What a liability to have him around fapping every 5 secs.

I've never masturbated in public.

Written by Milena on 16.04.2012 at 19:23

I've never spent all night up. However, there were days when I'd get up in the morning with 30 mins-3 hours of sleep under my belt.
Quite a lot of them actually.

I spent a night up once but it was many years ago. It was awkward but I just couldn't get any sleep at all (which is awkward seeing that I'm like a cat when it comes to sleeping... 10 hours sleep usually...)

However, work at the airport often means waking up around 2-3 AM which doesn't leave much hours for sleeping (unless you go to bed around 6 PM)... Actually I find it fun when I finish my work at an hour when many people start their day...

Written by Troy Killjoy on 17.04.2012 at 18:10

I've never fooled around with a teacher, but not due to a lack of trying.

Someone I was dating happened to be a teaching assistant (for a different class, not mine). That's the closest I've gotten.
In grade 10, there were rumours about me and one of my teachers, since he made it very obvious to the class that I was his favourite student and I coincidentally got 100% in his class... He was pretty hot, a great guy, and probably not that much older though. I'd like to think things might have ended up differently if I was less shy