Apocalypse is coming near
The final day is approaching
This town will die, merciless
Guess who came do to some shopping

Mrs. Badbreath at the groceries
Mrs. Badbreath at the shoe shop
Mrs. Badbreath at the sex store
Mrs. Badbreath makes them all shout
Oh, It's a nice day to close down the shop
Oh yeah

Her breath is hell, her lips are green
Her smile unshaved and inexistant
She walks the street, a bargain hunt
Out for a deal, no matter what distance

She's headinfor another town
She left behind a trace of vomit
Compared to her, Attila
Was a whimp or schmocks

Coming home half pass 7 from your job
When you notice that your wife is gone
There is no Beer in the fridge cause the dog had it all
And you see the dishes aren't done

Then you want to scream
Then you want to yell
You cannot take this shit
"People can tell me What The Duck Is Going On,
What did i do wrong? Or am i going crazy?"

You're willing to spend your weekend at the beach
But when arriving, it's raining really hard
Your wife forget the key to the door
Of your apartment, that slimy old tard

Time is standing still for me now
They broke my pattern and now
I get really pissed off, mad
Don't you touch my habits or rules
I'd flip completely
It's as simple as that

You're used to have your kicks here in this pub
But now it happens that the bartender's i'll
Your gin is not using like it used to do
You're having whiskey against your will

This is a true story about 2 young lives
That were brought together through love
It isn't about humans but it's really sad
To tell you about it, it's tough

Donald and Daisy: two ducks fast in love
Given each other a hand
They're happy together and that is what counts
They're walking to promised land
Donald and Daisy are talking bout kids
'Cause they can makes there lives complete
No time to worry 'cause they're not afraid of the life that they'll lead

Donald and Daisy are two lovely ducks
Knowing each other from scene
Their interest is common and also their job
No comment, you know what i mean

Donald and Daisy: two ducks fast in love
Given each other a hand
They're happy together and that is what counts
They're walking to promised land
Donald and Daisy are talking bout kids
'cause they can makes there lives complete
It's time to worry 'cause they are afraid of
Crowds!!!

Donald's sick and tired of it all
His private life's an open book
He want's to have some privacy
And no-one can look

TV. Press boys. They can all go to hell
Peace and silence, that might do him damn well
Fuck you asshole's if you think Donalds your
Daisy's pissed off, Only needs her man of course

Daisy's sick and of it all
Her private life is an open book
She wants to have some privacy

Visit Manseille or visit Madrid
Well it's really too far if you wan't to see it
Desire for sun and the need for the beach
For me it's to freaky, let's say "Out of my reach"
I'm taking my bike for a ride through our street
That's what i like, i don't feel the need
To lay in the sand or to float on the sea
That tourism stuff is really nothing to me

Cause when i'm home, i'm not alone, i'm fucking free!
Do what i want, could see the world, My wife and me
If i want but why should i?
I like it here
My neighbour's tree, his ugly dog
My can of beer

Tourist In My Neighborhood
Yes, it's me!
Tourist In My Neighborhood
Let it be!

You may think i am sick, even say i'm a fool
A walk through the park is what i consider "cool"
The bar on the corner, that's where i am alot
Playing cards with the friends i got
Don't have to look far to have a good time
Well it's all in the city, this city is mine
Here i was born and here i will die
Supposed to enjoy my stay, before my last good-bye

My daddy is a command man
He's on the job from 9 to 5
He come's, he goes, he gets his sleep
I guess it's just his way of life

My daddy hopes he is unique
Although he knows it isn't true
He's smart enough to see that he can get as quick as the flue

My daddy want's to end it all
He wan'ts to have some action
He want's to see a world of dreams
Where he'll have satisfaction

My daddy was a commanman
Still on the job from 9 to 5
His way of living stay's the same
But now i'm sure he's more alive

My daddy thinks he's Donald now
He likes to watch TV
Mickey's, Goofy's, Pluto's
Are the only things he sees

Daddy goes to Disneyland!

He doesn't commit suicide
Chooses this way of life
He doesn't commit suicide
Daddy goes to disneyland

We like to bring the message through
It's making friends and fun
We know that there are asshole's
Who keep people on the run
That's why we play this music
And have parties on the stage
For you just there in front of us
Your fun should turn to rage

We have the reall mean look
Practiced in the mirror
When we impose ourselves
We really make you shiver

One thing that we can tell for sure
Untitled we all stand
People often wonder
'Cause they just don't understand
That our way of making fun
Is a matter of give and take
Now do your dance and kick some ass
'Cause it's for pleasure's sake

No-one can disturb this feast
Of beer and dance and song
And when they ask us to shut up
We just keep playing on

My daddy thinks it is alright
For me to play in this band
But if he knew what i am doing here
I am afraid it would come to an end

All day it's the same, you work till you die
And all that you get is your pay
You know you're unlucky you do not resist
Awaiting the end of the day

Go to the pub to order some beers
Drink it so much it comes out of your ears
Because of this beer
You're feeling no fear
You're looking for pussies in hear

Beerdrinkers Dare
And beerdrinkers are
Rufusing at work
But not at the bar

Enjoying your drink and having a ball
You're selling your soul for beer
And now you're to drunk to call for a cab
Who cares? it's party time here!

I know a girl in the street
Who can take all your heat
She is not afraid to take all you give
What she asks in return
Not the money that you gain
Something special that you might not willing to give

All she wanted was to drive
Your... Red Renault Five

I know a guy in this town
Who is desperate and alone
He has never known any romance
People just can't understand
He has only one demand
Borrow your car and invite all his friends

He want's to take a drive
With your... Red Renault Five

Infernal possession
Your car gets people insane
Total rebelion
Those who don't, rest in pain

All the people in the world
Are searching since their birth
For a car that looks quite like yours
But when they see there is only one
Then it's time for you to run
Park her inside and shut all the doors

All they wanted all their life
Was your... Red Renault Five

If you go outside
And if you happen to see a duck
Then turn around and run away
'Cause then you're out of luck
'Cause ducks can be real mean and naughty
Believe it when i say
That they can really piss you off
And make you run each day
The proof is that some people like to keep or as a guard
And if you try to enter there
Then you'll see it's clear

Beware of ducks
Beware... Of Ducks!!!

Yesterday i saw a postman
Trying to do his job
Was paying attention to this duck
I heard some awful skrieks of pain
And then it was all done
The postman, he will work no more
For he's dead and gone
Now if there is somebody
That you like to keep away
Then buy a duck and have his ass
Then he'll see it clear

I'm not a man who spends long, lonely nights
You could say i'm a popular guy
Not that i'm handsome, but i'm very rich
And what i have got, it's called "Style"

I am driving my father's porsche throughout the state

Important people and a glass of wine
Is all i really need to feel fine
Interesting woman want to know about me
Wether i like lemon milk in my tea

Now that i'm in
Let the party begin
Being a god is no sin
Now that i'm in
Let it begin

A lady is asking me if i came to dance
I'm sorry, girl, you ain't got the slightest chance
I'm the star of the evening, fine man they wanna be
Who are you asking a favour of me?

Alright
I didn't have to take risks
Didin't have to invest
I was always a loser
But now i'm the best of the best

Didn't have to suffer
Didn't have to work hard
The only thing i needed
Was my daddy's credit card

And a bit of luck of being born right here!

One rude night at the club
A punk band was playing
There was the slammin crowd
In beer and blood they were layin
Wasn't like the other nights
This one was different
They were stompin and kickin' heads
Boys with temperament

Stagedive To Heaven
Slammin' till death
Stagedive To Heaven
And death is what we get

One climbed on the stage
To dive, there was no doubt
He banged with bandmembers
And jumped into the crowd
His body smashed the floor
There was blood on his face
And when the white men came
He was no longer of the human race

One rude night at the club
A punk band was playing
There was the slammin crowd
In beer and blood they were layin
Wasn't like the other nights
This one was different
They were stompin and kickin' heads
Slammin till death
And death is what we got

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