Bodies lithe and oily
Coconuts and booze
Swarm like horny locusts
Spreading plague to the youth

The sickness spreads from tiki glasses
Mouths agape while eating clams
They have no idea what is spreading
Until their lives start ending

It's a beach murder party
They'll remember all their days
Even though those days are numbered
Who cares what those doctors say
It's a beach murder party
Dead

Wheezing through the fluid
Filling up their lungs
Coughing blood, cheap beer and bile
Choking on each other's tongues

Dropping dead right on the surf
A delicious shark buffet
Ocean water red with carnage
What a sunny day

It's a beach murder party
They'll remember all their days
Even though those days are numbered
Who cares what those doctors say
Beach murder party
Dead
Dead boy summer

Beach murder party
Beach murder, beach beach murder murder

Beach murder party
Dead
Dead boy summer
Life's a beach