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Lordi - The Monsterican Dream lyrics



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01. Threatical Trailer

Music & lyrics by Lordi
(Intro)

02. Bring It On (The Raging Hounds Return)

Music & lyrics by Lordi
Hello I am me, who the hell are you?
I bring the word from the dead
This is the day they shall re-animate
And I get their claws on your necks

A pack of raging wolves are howling
Awaken from their sleep of sin
Hail to the creeps
Thunder unleashed
No beast's so fierce

Bring it on, bring it on big time
Bring it on, bring it on down
Bring it on
The rancorous return from their graves
Won't you
Bring it on, bring it on big time
Bring it on, bring it on down
Bring it on
Behold your town will burn
As the raging hounds return

The rampant helldogs rampaging near
The unholy prolifirates
They taste your blood and they smell your fear
On your mark, get set, decapitate!

A pack of raging wolves are howling
Awaken from their sleep of sin
Hail to the creeps
Thunder unleashed
No beast's so fierce

Bring it on, bring it on big time
Bring it on, bring it on down
Bring it on
The rancorous return from their graves
Won't you
Bring it on, bring it on big time
Bring it on, bring it on down
Bring it on
Behold your town will burn
As the raging hounds

Ominious haze
Dispersing by the moonlights order
They got their prey
They're gone with your daughters
Claimed their souls
Turned them into martyrs
They will burn
As the hounds return

Bring it on, bring it on big time
Bring it on, bring it on down
Bring it on
The rancorous return from their graves
Won't you
Bring it on, bring it on big time
Bring it on, bring it on down
Bring it on
Behold your town will burn
As the raging hounds return
As the raging hounds return

03. Blood Red Sandman

Music & lyrics by Lordi
They called me the Leather Apron
They called me Smiling Jack
They prayed to the heavens above
That I would never ever come back

Can you hear how the children weep?
Chills of fear like a sawblade cutting deep...

Once again there is pain, I bring flames, I bring cold
I'm the Blood Red Sandman coming home
On this unholy night I will make you my own
Blood Red Sandman coming home again
I'm coming home again!

Red drops stain satin so white
The way I sign my name
The neighborhood's pretty dead at night
And I'm the one to blame

Can you hear how the children weep?
Chills of fear like a sawblade cutting deep...

Once again there is pain, I bring flames, I bring cold
I'm the Blood Red Sandman coming home
On this unholy night I will make you my own
Blood Red Sandman coming home again
I'm coming home again!

Scream all you want you won't wake up when you scream
No-one leaves... The Monsterican Dream

Can you hear how the children weep?
Chills of fear like a sawblade cutting deep...

Once again there is pain, I bring flames, I bring cold
I'm the Blood Red Sandman coming home
On this unholy night I will make you my own
Blood Red Sandman coming home again
I'm coming home again!

Once again there is pain, I bring flames, I bring cold
I'm the Blood Red Sandman coming home
On this unholy night I will make you my own
Blood Red Sandman coming home again
I'm coming home again!

04. My Heaven is Your Hell

Music & lyrics by Lordi
As the night falls on the town
That's when I rise as day goes down
Trough the dusk to you I greed
I watch you wile you sleep

Freeing from my life eternal
There's no blessing in these curs
Night by night is so infernal
And yet is getting worse

My heaven is your hell
I'm about roam shadows
The way you shine is killing me
We two can not mean war
My heaven is your hell
And there is no tomorrow
If I stay I'll fade away by dawn I will be gone

As the morning sun will rise
Bringing death I can't survive
I should spread my wings
Oh I should fly, but tonight I choose not to hide

Freeing from my life eternal
There's no blessing in these curs
Night by night is so infernal
And yet is getting worse

My heaven is your hell
I'm about roam shadows
The way you shine is killing me
We two can not mean war
My heaven is your hell
And there is no tomorrow
If I stay I'll fade away by dawn I will be gone

as the sun, enters the room
i bid farewells
to life in gloom
I hear you scream, but I can't see around, that's my house

My heaven is your hell
I'm about roam shadows
The way you shine is killing me
We two can not mean war
My heaven is your hell
And there is no tomorrow
If I stay I'll fade away by dawn I will be gone [2X]

05. Pet The Destroyer

Music & lyrics by Lordi
Its breath intoxicating
its ego suffocating
its here in my house -
tryin' to get out

its moves exhilarating
tempers infuriating
its no sage -
rampage the cage

but youll be safe
you can feed it - you wanna play?
its almost tamed

Pet the destroyer
My beast Le royal
Pet my destroyer
sweet killing machine
Oh wont you please meet the beast?

Its stare infatuating
im not exaggerating
it breaks off the leash
creature released

its jaws intimidating
rage indiscriminating
it looks kinda mad -
(well this) looks kinda bad

this isnt safe, NO!
i can feel it
this isnt play
it cant be in tamed

Pet the destroyer
my beast le royal
pet my destroyer
sweet killing machine
oh wont you please meet the beast?
oh wont you please feed my beast?

06. The Children Of The Night

Music & lyrics by Lordi
I hid them under the floor; for they being here made me soar
And on that day I felt kinda haze
Now they still gotta be there, cuss there not going anywhere
Whit served limbs - or call me crazy?
But there are voices in the darkness
In my house every time I close my eyes

In the dead of night I hear em sigh The Children of the night are calling
Hear em cry they still defy endlessly I fell like falling now they're all
My children of the night

These skulls are so small; here are seven of them in all
I swear to god, now they're deadly silence
But still there voices in the darkness, getting louder all the time

In the dead of night I hear them sigh The Children of the night are calling
I hear a cry they still defy endlessly I fell like falling on the road
My children of the

Now little feet tap at the end of my bed
remorse I seize
I feel theres someone leaning over my head
7 breaths, they freeze!

In the dead of night I hear them sigh The Children of the night are calling
I hear a cry they still defy endlessly I fell like falling
In the dead of night I hear them sigh The Children of the night are calling
I hear a cry they still defy endlessly I fell like falling on the road
My children of the night

07. Wake The Snake

Music & lyrics by Lordi
Slither into your garden
I got an apple waiting for a bite
I lick my chops until the hammer drops
you know that it just might

im gonna spiral up higher
wriggle up in the air
its breaking out you cant break it down
who said it would be fair?

well i-
Grind your fingers
when youre hanging on the ledge
how does it feel when your lifes about to end?
im gonna keep it coming, baby - youll be next
you can feel my fury - kiss the fatal fangs

Tough enough to wake the snake?
shake my rattle baby outta control
wake the snake
with a fatal bite youll take a fall

Sinking in my poison
drowning in syanide
see if i care - theres no dare
if you go run and hide

Sit on the lap of the savage
and well breed like rats
you say you wont - for heavens sake
well just have to see about that

well i-
Grind your fingers
when youre hanging on the ledge
how does it feel when your lifes about to end?
im gonna keep it coming, baby - youll be next
you can feel my fury - kiss the fatal fangs

Tough enough to wake the snake?
shake my rattle baby outta control
wake the snake
with a fatal bite youll take a fall

Tough enough to wake the snake?
shake my rattle baby outta control
wake the snake
with a fatal bite youll take a fall

08. Shotgun Divorce

Music & lyrics by Lordi
Early morning, she was already up
The plants were watered, her bags were packed
Without warning she gave him a slug
Now her husband´s slaughtered
with a 12 gauge whack

Stranglehold of fear - It still won´t disappear
It´s growing stronger - And still he´s watching her
Again she´s leaving home - Again she´s all alone
Again she knows exactly what to do
Like with the others before

This time around, yeah it´s kinda final
Ride ´till you fall
Then the shotgun divorce
It´s her way out and she can´t deny
She loves to kill and she kills for love

Autumn leaves keep falling on the ground
Someday she knows that they will try to hunt her down
Plain revulsion, no love can be found
After all is said and done there is no rebound

Now she´s living scared
Even though she cared
He is gone
His head blown off

09. Forsaken Fashion Dolls

Music & lyrics by Lordi
Even in a dream - You won't ever be safe
from your past mistakes - the naked rage
In your mind - they´re just 1 step behind
they´ll drag you deeper in - to meet your sins

You´re down there all alone
They´ll never let you go, no no

Forsaken fashion dolls
will follow you forever
white eyes of sheer despite will dog you ´till you die
Forsaken fashion dolls
You´re meant to be together
just cry your silent scream tonite

Lock you tight - bury you alive
eat you up inside - feel your soul decline
But outta sight does not mean it´s outta mind
They watch you suffer in you plight
so goddamn satisfied

10. Haunted Town

Music & lyrics by Lordi
at 3 a.m i looked out the window
foreboding figures called me outside
their grumbling sounded distant and hollow
Eerie, empty stares in dead eyes

Ooh, now who woke up the dead?
ooh.....

Evil's pouring down
on this haunted town
there's no way around
tonight all hell abounds
haunted town..

in the morning i was reading the paper
the obituaries
seemed a bit strange

i searched the old graveyard
for an answer
in the mossy headstones
i found my name

Ooh, i walk among the dead
Ooh yeah....

Evil's pouring down
on this haunted town
there's no way around
tonight all hell abounds
haunted town..

I'm haunting
Ooh God i'm loving it
You bet..

Evil's pouring down
on this haunted town
there's no way around
tonight all hell abounds
haunted town.. [2X]

11. Fire In The Hole

Music & lyrics by Lordi
She's a thorn - like a spike
but i just cannot brush her aside
she holds her hands up high - with quiver in fingers

watch her gringe - afraid of my might
strapped down in a chair-
blinded by the headlights
she might feel a bit scarified - it's the ultimate stinger

so-
lets skip the limbo and cut to the chase
let's light up your wire

Fire in the hole
I gotta blow you up inside baby
fire in the hole
i'm gonna make you my blazing lady
fire in the hole

theres a sound - i dont like
pounding at the door when
i'm pumped up and psyched
so few could understand the way that i show my lovin'

hold it back - for a while
we have to getr the timing just right
gotta let the -OH!-
gate-crashers in just when we're starting to crackle

so burn with me baby
let's blow up the night
lighting up the wire

fire in the hole
the fuse is lit and we're ready to go
fire in the hole
locked and loaded and about to blow

12. Magistra Nocte

Music & lyrics by Lordi
(Instrumental)

13. Kalmageddon

Music & lyrics by Lordi
You start to feel the cold
now you believe the intense you were told.
Your fear is up to go,
The grimreaper's son we can't ignore

Chorus:
The ends of ruin is panacea,
pray is just a waste of your time.
The gain woke as the master calls,
it's the hurt of the beat of a child.

Kalmageddon - the man outta you
Kalmageddon - we cast an evil spell,
Surrender, your soul does your trash out the mouth
Kalmageddon - praise the unholy ghost.

You're canting in the dark,
the last piece of your pounding heart.
The chance you heard up to,
Your screams are silenced the golden single few.

(chorus)
(solo)

Kalmageddon - the man outta you
Kalmageddon - we cast an evil spell,
Surrender, your soul does your trash out the mouth
Kalmageddon...

Fear the fortieth unholy ghost - (Kalmageddon) (4x)