Self-explanatory title...

DO NOT POST JOKE VIDEOS WHO ARE INTENTIONALLY RIDICULOUS

for me it's a tie between:

Cathedral- Hopkins(The Witchfinder General)

if they used the full intro it would have been even CHEESIER(if that is possible), but at least there's some hot women in this video... praise the 80s.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9Qdj7pt7Iw


Dio- Holy Diver

i saw this one on VH1, couldn't believe my eyes, said "this is crap" and then i re-discovered it(without watching the video) and thought it was awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj7UBgVVew8

I'll see your 'Holy Diver' and raise you my 'Queen of the Ryche'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_6DkscggSk
Yes folks, this is so bad it makes me want to forget all about Mindcrime.

why the dude stood there waiting for Dio to slash him?

The "Queen of the Ryche" video has to be the cheesiest video of all time.

Almost all of the videos from Rhapsody are cheesy, but i found this one , the most. Warning : NSFW due to some nipple shots.

Written by Fhuesc on 30.05.2009 at 21:20



Almost all of the videos from Rhapsody are cheesy, but i found this one , the most. Warning : NSFW due to some nipple shots.

When I saw the title of this thread I immediately thought of the video you linked to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3uvf0cn0jo

Bow down, fools.

Candlemass' Bewitched video springs into my mind, to be honest each Candlemass video is really cheesy.
My question now is, did Messiah really act like a retard Monkey live to? If that's the case I will lose the little respect I had left for him.

Written by VPeter on 30.05.2009 at 22:19


My question now is, did Messiah really act like a retard Monkey live to?

You mean a retarded monk Yes, he did. But then again who cares? His voice was glorious live and that's what counts.

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 30.05.2009 at 22:29

Written by VPeter on 30.05.2009 at 22:19


My question now is, did Messiah really act like a retard Monkey live to?

You mean a retarded monk Yes, he did. But then again who cares? His voice was glorious live and that's what counts.

I still regarded him as the weakest part of Candlemass and he was the reason why I didn't like Candlemass in the first place. I grew to like the older material eventually but still I like Robert Lowe way more. Also, what the hell whas Dead(yes Dead from Mayhem) on in that clip? He looked so hiiiiigggghhhhhhhhhhhh.

Written by VPeter on 30.05.2009 at 22:40


I still regarded him as the weakest part of Candlemass and he was the reason why I didn't like Candlemass in the first place. I grew to like the older material eventually but still I like Robert Lowe way more. Also, what the hell whas Dead(yes Dead from Mayhem) on in that clip? He looked so hiiiiigggghhhhhhhhhhhh.

Where did you see Dead?

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 30.05.2009 at 22:45

Written by VPeter on 30.05.2009 at 22:40


I still regarded him as the weakest part of Candlemass and he was the reason why I didn't like Candlemass in the first place. I grew to like the older material eventually but still I like Robert Lowe way more. Also, what the hell whas Dead(yes Dead from Mayhem) on in that clip? He looked so hiiiiigggghhhhhhhhhhhh.

Where did you see Dead?

Around 4:23 he is the first guy left of Messiah.

Written by VPeter on 30.05.2009 at 22:48

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 30.05.2009 at 22:45

Written by VPeter on 30.05.2009 at 22:40


I still regarded him as the weakest part of Candlemass and he was the reason why I didn't like Candlemass in the first place. I grew to like the older material eventually but still I like Robert Lowe way more. Also, what the hell whas Dead(yes Dead from Mayhem) on in that clip? He looked so hiiiiigggghhhhhhhhhhhh.

Where did you see Dead?

Around 4:23 he is the first guy left of Messiah.

My God he look sreally as high as a kite. Yep wonder what he was on.

Here's what i was referring to when i said "joke videos"(at least i hope it's a joke lol)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVw_58MdduQ

keep the cheese coming


and LOL Dead is acting like a fucking zombie

Written by Valentin B on 30.05.2009 at 23:58

Here's what i was referring to when i said "joke videos"(at least i hope it's a joke lol)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVw_58MdduQ

keep the cheese coming

Yeah that's a joke video just like this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGa6bgThKKM&feature=related

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 30.05.2009 at 22:56

Written by VPeter on 30.05.2009 at 22:48

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 30.05.2009 at 22:45

Written by VPeter on 30.05.2009 at 22:40


I still regarded him as the weakest part of Candlemass and he was the reason why I didn't like Candlemass in the first place. I grew to like the older material eventually but still I like Robert Lowe way more. Also, what the hell whas Dead(yes Dead from Mayhem) on in that clip? He looked so hiiiiigggghhhhhhhhhhhh.

Where did you see Dead?

Around 4:23 he is the first guy left of Messiah.

My God he look sreally as high as a kite. Yep wonder what he was on.

At the same time I wonder, what the hell was he doing there? information about it is hard to find.

Written by VPeter on 31.05.2009 at 00:55

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 30.05.2009 at 22:56

Written by VPeter on 30.05.2009 at 22:48

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 30.05.2009 at 22:45

Written by VPeter on 30.05.2009 at 22:40


I still regarded him as the weakest part of Candlemass and he was the reason why I didn't like Candlemass in the first place. I grew to like the older material eventually but still I like Robert Lowe way more. Also, what the hell whas Dead(yes Dead from Mayhem) on in that clip? He looked so hiiiiigggghhhhhhhhhhhh.

Where did you see Dead?

Around 4:23 he is the first guy left of Messiah.

My God he look sreally as high as a kite. Yep wonder what he was on.

At the same time I wonder, what the hell was he doing there? information about it is hard to find.

A friend of the band? Dead was of course Sweidsh, just like all the guys in Candlemass

They scored a bunch of metalheads from the local Hard Rock Cafe (which apparently was where the Swedish metal heads hung out back then) to help with the video... there was an article in some mag, i think Decibel discussing the entire recording of that album and subsequent video when Nightfall was awarded it's slot in the mag's Hall of Fame.


and since it hasn't been brought up yet... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w - i know it was low budget and last minute, but not sure if intentionally cheesy or it just came out that way.

(this version IS cheesy, but i don't care, it fucking rules. )

Written by BitterCOld on 31.05.2009 at 01:36

They scored a bunch of metalheads from the local Hard Rock Cafe (which apparently was where the Swedish metal heads hung out back then) to help with the video... there was an article in some mag, i think Decibel discussing the entire recording of that album and subsequent video when Nightfall was awarded it's slot in the mag's Hall of Fame.


and since it hasn't been brought up yet... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w - i know it was low budget and last minute, but not sure if intentionally cheesy or it just came out that way.

(this version IS cheesy, but i don't care, it fucking rules. )

that Immortal video can't be taken seriously(the benny hill music is waay more adequate)... i don't see anyone who can honestly face a record company with a video like that.

"hey, unfortunately we were feeling like having a party so we took the money we had from you for the promo video and brought over some deluxe whores and lots of expensive booze then we drove off in a rented limousine to the local casino... don't worry we still had enough cash and time for the video.. what, you don't like it? fuck you!"


also, i dare someone to post the full-length video of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RLsZfeqyoM&feature=related

Written by Valentin B on 31.05.2009 at 10:30

also, i dare someone to post the full-length video of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RLsZfeqyoM&feature=related

I think the Great Kat is meant to be tongue-in-cheek. Her liner notes, album covers, and lyrics are all just as goofy, theres no way she takes herself seriously.

Written by Doc G. on 31.05.2009 at 10:33

Written by Valentin B on 31.05.2009 at 10:30

also, i dare someone to post the full-length video of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RLsZfeqyoM&feature=related

I think the Great Kat is meant to be tongue-in-cheek. Her liner notes, album covers, and lyrics are all just as goofy, theres no way she takes herself seriously.

ah, ok, thanks for clearing that up, i heard stuff about her booklet pictures being fucked up and extremely teasing but that's not enough as to give a complete assessment of a presumably intentionally humorous quality of her public persona.

Written by Dane Train on 30.05.2009 at 19:19

I'll see your 'Holy Diver' and raise you my 'Queen of the Ryche'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_6DkscggSk
Yes folks, this is so bad it makes me want to forget all about Mindcrime.

it's not available in my country and i couldn't find an available version, the other one was claimed as a copyright infringement by WMG(or whoever the fuck)


but HOLY SHIT that woman(the non-fat-and-geeky one : ) in Steve Vai's I Would Love To is FUCKING HOT.

Written by Valentin B on 31.05.2009 at 10:40

but HOLY SHIT that woman(the non-fat-and-geeky one : ) in Steve Vai's I Would Love To is FUCKING HOT.

Find a recent picture of her and I bet you wouldn't be saying that.

Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtXEcZS_pxo now this is sick stuff...and cheesy

Written by Doc G. on 31.05.2009 at 11:06

Written by Valentin B on 31.05.2009 at 10:40

but HOLY SHIT that woman(the non-fat-and-geeky one : ) in Steve Vai's I Would Love To is FUCKING HOT.

Find a recent picture of her and I bet you wouldn't be saying that.

who is she?

Written by Doc G. on 31.05.2009 at 10:33

Written by Valentin B on 31.05.2009 at 10:30

also, i dare someone to post the full-length video of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RLsZfeqyoM&feature=related

I think the Great Kat is meant to be tongue-in-cheek. Her liner notes, album covers, and lyrics are all just as goofy, theres no way she takes herself seriously.

And that's where you're actually wrong. I thought the same thing as you until I had to interview her in real life face to face (way back when you were probably just crawling around) and she is FUCKING SERIOUS about it all.

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 31.05.2009 at 16:33

And that's where you're actually wrong. I thought the same thing as you until I had to interview her in real life face to face (way back when you were probably just crawling around) and she is FUCKING SERIOUS about it all.

Now I think I understand where all your hatred for her comes from



@Valentin: that video of Would Love You is hilarious

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 31.05.2009 at 00:21

Written by Valentin B on 30.05.2009 at 23:58

Here's what i was referring to when i said "joke videos"(at least i hope it's a joke lol)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVw_58MdduQ

keep the cheese coming

Yeah that's a joke video just like this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGa6bgThKKM&feature=related

lol at the ending when he throws the guitar in the audience i went like "vai.." which means "wtf" in Romanian and only after 5 seconds i realized the irony

In the Vai's video why the less ugly chick is the one that likes Steve Vai, why couldnt be one of the fatties.

I dont know if this is cheesy or joke, but the midget and the mushroom, especially the mushroom, are totally random. http://www.youtube.com/watch?hl=en&v=f5e-Z4LDUSQ&gl=US

Hecate Enthroned - An Ode To A Haunted Wood


If Immortal wasn't cool, and was just gay, then this is the way Call Of The Wintermoon would have been like. This is a Call Of The Wintermoon ripoff with pink smoke and very gay looking musicians. This is among the cheesiest music videos I've ever seen. It's also sad in a way though since it's very good at showing the intellectual level of most of the black metal scene. If you ever needed any proof that pansy Brittish people should stay away from black metal (aside from the travesty called Cradle Of Filth), then this is it. Seriously, I have yet to ever come across another black metal video as cheesy as this one.

This one is also quite bad (although they could perhaps blame this one's quality on a low budget since it is obviously done mostly in Windows Movie Maker):
Gloomy Grim - Born In Fire


Both are worksafe, I would say.

Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 31.05.2009 at 16:33

Written by Doc G. on 31.05.2009 at 10:33

Written by Valentin B on 31.05.2009 at 10:30

also, i dare someone to post the full-length video of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RLsZfeqyoM&feature=related

I think the Great Kat is meant to be tongue-in-cheek. Her liner notes, album covers, and lyrics are all just as goofy, theres no way she takes herself seriously.

And that's where you're actually wrong. I thought the same thing as you until I had to interview her in real life face to face (way back when you were probably just crawling around) and she is FUCKING SERIOUS about it all.

Wow....you really start to wonder about the mental stability of some of these people.

One of the cheesies videos ever, and this are no joke, Because GWAR is like that all the time!!!

[url] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jQzzaiP9l4&feature=related[/url] 1:53 epic

[url] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyZ3pgABwss&feature=related[/url]

[url] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVjnPadDWLc&feature=related[/url]