Deathday 666 - I - review
Deathday 666 - I - review
Tracklist
01. Living02. Dying
03. Dead
A review by
Troy Killjoy April 01, 2011
What matters is that my music connects with the listener on a level that no other band has ever obtained. Just what that level is can't be defined. It can only be felt. And the only way to feel it is to listen. And I do mean LISTEN. You shouldn't do so much as twiddle your thumbs during the play of this. You would only be hurting yourself. My only rivals in this department would be the immortal classical composers, such as Bach, Beethoven and Mozart. But I still beat them out.
I can't tell you how difficult it is for me to rate this at all. By doing so, I'm implying that I can be somehow compared with any other album by any other band. That is simply not true. I have given perfect 10s to bands that don't even register on the scale when compared to I. The very fact that I'm pretending to be worthy enough to even discuss my music is an unforgivable sin. No amount of words in this, or any other, language can begin to describe the tapestry of emotions on this, or any of my lyrics. My creation transcends not only metal, but art itself. This is the language of the soul.
Rating breakdown
| Performance: | 10 |
| Songwriting: | 10 |
| Originality: | 10 |
| Production: | 10 |
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I am writing to express my concerns about Deathday 666 and, more specifically, its apothegms regarding the worst sorts of pusillanimous charlatans I've ever seen. There are a number of reasons Deathday 666 isn't telling us as to why it wants to bombard us with an endless array of hate literature. In this letter, I will expose those reasons one-by-one, on the principle that an armed revolt against it is morally justified. However, I contend that it is not yet strategically justified. Deathday 666 has been going around claiming that advertising is the most veridical form of human communication. When challenged about the veracity of that message, Deathday 666 attributed its contradictions of the truth to "poetic license". That means "lying". Read more ›› |
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This album paints a beautiful portrait of what is probably the greatest mind of our lifetime.
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They (he) fucking sold out with this trite, mainstream, typical pile of garbage.
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I have now illegally downloaded it, thus pirating Troy's valuable work. I must say, THIS WAS THE BEST MUSIC I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!
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ALL WORSHIP THE GREAT TROY GALLANT! 
---- Notre destinée n'est pas encore tracée....
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Hahahahh, the only thing i'll say is this: Opeth - Blackwater Park 
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You are fucking retarded, holy.
---- "Sataaaaaaaaan. Yeah yeah!" -King Diamond
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I love the song titles. To the point.
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Posts: 9726 Written by Butters49 on 01.04.2011 at 09:07 Look at your calendar, now look at the review, now back at your calendar.
---- "I got a lot of really good ideas, problem is, most of them suck." - George Carlin
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Posts: 11937 Written by Valentin B on 01.04.2011 at 08:43 Why?
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Living, dying, dead. That's just epic. I'm like totally sure Da Vinci's Mona Lisa was originally painted with corpse paint and that puritans changed her face from totally kvlt necro grim to a mysterious smile.
---- You think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was a man. But it was nothing to me but blinding.
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Awesome! i'll surely buy it!!!!
---- Υou've sold your human essence to the cold world of dead and empty things... You're SOLD!
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Posts: 2437 Written by Jiri on 01.04.2011 at 03:18 oh my fucking god! where can i dowload it too?
---- Υou've sold your human essence to the cold world of dead and empty things... You're SOLD!
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Posts: 9726 Written by Deadmeat on 01.04.2011 at 11:59 Some obscure website, I was going to re-download it, but I heard Schatten Panzerkrieg purposely set the bandwidth ridiculously low so very few people will hear it.
---- "I got a lot of really good ideas, problem is, most of them suck." - George Carlin
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Posts: 2437 Written by Doc G. on 01.04.2011 at 12:01 come on! i'll pay him even 1000 dollars in order to listen to this album!
---- Υou've sold your human essence to the cold world of dead and empty things... You're SOLD!
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Nice homage to that old review of Blackwater Park.
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Posts: 18614 Written by BloodTears on 01.04.2011 at 11:52 link That's why... God that is possibly the worst review I ever read. But this album on the other ahnd is just bloody amazing. I can't grasp how much passion this guy put into his music.
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Posts: 11937 Written by X-Ray Rod on 01.04.2011 at 13:08 lol I had never read that review before, but I can understand why. So what do you reckon about this album, is "Living" better than "Dying" or would you rather be "Dead"? 
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Probably the most unoriginally original artwork in the history of music. I'll be sure to check them out.  I extend this train of thought for the review as well. There's no way you could've cop...sorry... taken inspiration from the Blackwater Park review from yesteryears, there's just no way... Troy, please write a review for my upcoming album, "Fury of Our Builder's Hand".
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Troy, seiously, that is the greatest way to turn one the most ridiculous reviews ever written on metal storm into an actual review worth reading haha. +1 to the Blackwater Park comment. If you're reading this review and haven't read that review, go do so IMMEDIATELY. I remember when I read the Blackwater Park review back when I was getting into Opeth, even then I knew it was a worthelss review lol
---- "I am not superstitious, but I'm a little 'stitious." - Michael Scott
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