Best Poseur Black Metal Band
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Poll
Which non-black metal band which uses corpse paint is the best?
Mercyful Fate
18
Ghost
8
Arthur Brown
4
Other
4
Insane Clown Posse
3
KISS
2
Total votes: 39
Ganondox |
14.05.2016 - 23:27
Time for a super facetious poll. Yeah, I know Mercyful Fate was considered black metal back in the day, but by modern standards they are really no more black metal than Ghost is. I think I'd personally have to go with Ghost.
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Karlabos |
15.05.2016 - 16:54
Meh, none of them reach Secos E Molhados level anyway
---- "Aah! The cat turned into a cat!" - Reimu Hakurei
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Ganondox |
16.05.2016 - 07:47 Written by Karlabos on 15.05.2016 at 16:54 I was confused about whether a man or a woman was singing for a bit.
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Bad English Tage Westerlund |
16.05.2016 - 20:05
Non of your listed bands are black metal what so ever
---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die" I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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Ganondox |
17.05.2016 - 03:06 Written by Bad English on 16.05.2016 at 20:05 You obviously didn't read the actual question for the poll.
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M C Vice ex-polydactyl |
17.05.2016 - 12:25
I was expecting a different question based on the title. Since it's basically any band outside black metal that uses black and white face paint, I'll say Mercyful Fate.
---- "I'm here to nunchuck and not wear helmets. And I'm all out of helmets." "I'll fight you on one condition. That you lower your nipples." " 'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!"
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Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite |
17.05.2016 - 13:39 Written by M C Vice on 17.05.2016 at 12:25 Except that Mercyful Fate is 1st wave black metal, no matter what some people try to claim nowadays.
---- Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.) 05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996
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Vombatus Potorro |
17.05.2016 - 14:44
Ghost wear masks (including Papa), so not really corpse paint... And the title is dumb since none of those claim to play BM, so it's not possible to be "poseur" (as in pretending to be what they are not). Except MF, which Marcel already said to be 1rst wave, so I guess the whole pole is kinda stupid.
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Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite |
17.05.2016 - 15:53 Written by Vombatus on 17.05.2016 at 14:44 And this indeed.
---- Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.) 05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996
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Enteroctopus |
17.05.2016 - 20:26 Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 17.05.2016 at 13:39 EXACTLY!! And no one outside of 1st wave black metal is tr00, either. In fact, false black metal started at Merciful Fate's second show, so if you wanted to hear tr00 br00tulz you should have been at their first jam session ever because it was all downhill from there.
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Ganondox |
18.05.2016 - 02:25 Written by Vombatus on 17.05.2016 at 14:44 Papa wears corpse paint at least some of the time, it's not just a mask. You don't know what the word facetious means, do you? Or did you not even read the first post, as that covers the MF point as well?
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Kennoth |
18.05.2016 - 05:32
Voted ICP for shits and giggles.
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Overrwatcher |
18.05.2016 - 07:19
There is only one answer here:
---- Overr's List Of Worthwhile Deathcore Albums Written by Dr. Strawberry on 12.06.2016 at 19:43
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Kennoth |
18.05.2016 - 07:58 Written by Overrwatcher on 18.05.2016 at 07:19 Best metal ever, hands down.
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M C Vice ex-polydactyl |
18.05.2016 - 08:24 Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 17.05.2016 at 13:39 Since it's basically any band outside non-1st-wave black metal that uses black and white face paint, I'll say Mercyful Fate. That better?
---- "I'm here to nunchuck and not wear helmets. And I'm all out of helmets." "I'll fight you on one condition. That you lower your nipples." " 'Tis a lie! Thy backside is whole and ungobbled, thou ungrateful whelp!"
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Daniell _爱情_ Elite |
18.05.2016 - 15:18
Lots of posts here make valid point, so I won't repeat them. I'll just say one thing. This poll is stupid, illogical and misleading
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Marcel Hubregtse Grumpy Old Fuck Elite |
18.05.2016 - 16:07
Oh yeah KISS does not use corpse paint since their make up does not depict corpses.
---- Member of the true crusade against European Flower Metal Yesterday is dead and gone, tomorrow is out of sight Dawn Crosby (r.i.p.) 05.04.1963 - 15.12.1996
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Enteroctopus |
18.05.2016 - 18:08 Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 18.05.2016 at 16:07 Gotta hand it to them for their bravery in choosing what could only be described as "super gay" paint before it was considered normal and acceptable. Gene Simmons looks pretty metal, but the rest are just totally 1970s disco bling. - I mean a silver star, seriously?! -
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Bad English Tage Westerlund |
18.05.2016 - 21:52
Arthur Brown - I know only one song, most famose, maybe others to what I never knew is his, so hard to judge I never have been fan of Kim B. Petersen , even MF EP and 1th was OK, I hate his voice , really like a 70's screaming girl Insane Clown Posse - Dunno Kiss, I vote for that because even I don't like bands attitude and Gene old stupid comments about everything but old masket era albums are OK and nice Ghost - We posers bri that band to sunshine, IMO its suppose never be even famose , band sucks
---- I stand whit Ukraine and Israel. They have right to defend own citizens. Stormtroopers of Death - "Speak English or Die" I better die, because I never will learn speek english, so I choose dieing
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Ganondox |
19.05.2016 - 02:29 Written by Daniell on 18.05.2016 at 15:18 They would make valid points, except the poll was created to be stupid, illogical, and misleading.
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Ganondox |
19.05.2016 - 02:35 Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 18.05.2016 at 16:07 Hey man, that's specialist! Peter Criss would like you to know that cats can leave corpses too!
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no one Account deleted |
19.05.2016 - 03:28 no one
Account deleted Written by Daniell on 18.05.2016 at 15:18 +1
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psykometal A staff guy... Elite |
20.05.2016 - 09:00 Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 18.05.2016 at 16:07 Wait. In what mortuaries or funeral homes are you hanging out in that corpse's faces actually look like King Diamond's, Abbath's, Dagon's, Shagrath's, or any other black metal musician's "corpse" painted face makeup...?
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Traezeus Posts: 184 |
23.05.2016 - 22:22 Written by psykometal on 20.05.2016 at 09:00 /opinion I think what he meant was that bands typically use corpse paint to make their faces look more ghastly - like a skeleton, or a corpse. KISS just happens to be in a weird category in this case. They use the same black/white face makeup used as corpse paint, but it's not done in the same way that most would categorize as "trve" corpse paint.
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psykometal A staff guy... Elite |
23.05.2016 - 22:32 Written by Traezeus on 23.05.2016 at 22:22 It was a joke. He likes to poke fun at people by taking things super literally, so I was doing the same to him. Hence the over abundance of smiley faces.
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Sang Dalang Abu |
26.05.2016 - 20:05 Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 17.05.2016 at 13:39 The same words as Fenriz said.
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Iron Wizard Posts: 3 |
13.06.2016 - 01:36
Well, I voted Mercyful Fate because they were the best in the list, but Mercyful Fate is black metal, and none of them are really poseurs. If you want poseur black metal, check out Nargaroth, the band of some German goth outcast who pretends to be black metal. He says he isn't, but that Black Metal ist Krieg album says if all and it is laughable at best.
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Overrwatcher |
13.06.2016 - 05:07
Wow everyone is so serious. It's a silly poll, but metal is a silly genre in general. Remember that THIS is one of the options, I have to repeat it since so many people missed it last time:
---- Overr's List Of Worthwhile Deathcore Albums Written by Dr. Strawberry on 12.06.2016 at 19:43
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Ganondox |
16.06.2016 - 10:16 Written by Overrwatcher on 13.06.2016 at 05:07 I really don't get it. ICP is far too trve kvlt for this to be a serious list.
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Ganondox |
16.06.2016 - 22:34
It looks like Rob Zombie has decided to join the fray!
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