I like the main singer, but the other vocals are not good enough.
They are ok during the many voices chorus, but when they sing solo something is wrong.

Great album! Full of great riffs, nice melodies and surprising moments making me baffled and amused. Good orchestrated and played with full speed and heavy enough to satisfy my lust for metal. I can't stop laughing and headbanging Same happened to me long time ago when S.O.D. released Speak English or Die. Nowadays bands are very serious and very rarely even try to make music jokes. Except Nanowar. Full respect to them! Listening to Stairway to Valhalla I feel like in Terry Pratchett world... full of funny absurdities. Come on guys I cannot understand why anyone could give this album 1 or 2. Maybe it's not a metal masterpiece but is it really worst than actually produced other speed/power metal albums? I rate 8 for Stairway To Valhalla. And going back to listening... Copier of the Seven Keys

Written by Irritable Ted on 12.12.2018 at 00:29

Can't stop listening to Barbie, MILF Princess Of The Twilight on Youtube. Probably going to be better than the new fake Rhapsody Of Fire album.

That song is pretty much a "Summing (both) Rhapsody Of Fire's discography up in 5 minutes"


I also love Dream Theater's and Blind Guardian's parodies

Barbie - Rhapsody on Dawn of Victory
The Call of Cthulhu - Rammstein / Industrial + Symphony X
Heavy Metal Kibbles - Judas Priest on Painkiller (specifically Metal Meltdown)
L'Opelatole Ecologico - Mago de Oz
Images and Swords - DT (making fun of)
In The Sky - 80's Heavy Metal
Gargoyle - Metal ballads, a Maniac ref and a Mike Oldfield ref also
Tooth Fairy - Stratovarius + various classical melodies
Vegan Velociraptor - Seems like a track on a metal opera album idk really
Ironmonger (great song btw) - Manowar obviously and also some Helloween + Baker Street sax solo
Another Drill in the wall - Pink Floyd
Uranus - Motley Crue
The Quest for Carrefour - Blind Guardian all over the place
Hail to Liechtenstein - Idk a lot of things like Running Wild, but this song is fucking great

Very solid album from a band that understands genres and is very proficient musicians. Also some songs have good lyrics, not all of them work for me but so is humor and social commentary.

Written by Lulucifer on 16.10.2019 at 23:06

Hail to Liechtenstein - Idk a lot of things like Running Wild, but this song is fucking great

pretty sure it is a pun to Manowar's "Hail To England", it even starts with the very same verse

Written by Ellrohir on 17.02.2020 at 22:31

Written by Lulucifer on 16.10.2019 at 23:06

Hail to Liechtenstein - Idk a lot of things like Running Wild, but this song is fucking great

pretty sure it is a pun to Manowar's "Hail To England", it even starts with the very same verse

Yep, that's it

Written by Lulucifer on 16.10.2019 at 23:06

Barbie - Rhapsody on Dawn of Victory
The Call of Cthulhu - Rammstein / Industrial + Symphony X
Heavy Metal Kibbles - Judas Priest on Painkiller (specifically Metal Meltdown)
L'Opelatole Ecologico - Mago de Oz
Images and Swords - DT (making fun of)
In The Sky - 80's Heavy Metal
Gargoyle - Metal ballads, a Maniac ref and a Mike Oldfield ref also
Tooth Fairy - Stratovarius + various classical melodies
Vegan Velociraptor - Seems like a track on a metal opera album idk really
Ironmonger (great song btw) - Manowar obviously and also some Helloween + Baker Street sax solo
Another Drill in the wall - Pink Floyd
Uranus - Motley Crue
The Quest for Carrefour - Blind Guardian all over the place
Hail to Liechtenstein - Idk a lot of things like Running Wild, but this song is fucking great

Very solid album from a band that understands genres and is very proficient musicians. Also some songs have good lyrics, not all of them work for me but so is humor and social commentary.

? The intro Declanation, is pretty like much "Rhapsody - Lux triumphans" (Intro from Dawn of Victory).
? "Ironmonger (great song btw) - Manowar obviously and also some Helloween + Baker Street sax solo".. Baker Street is Gerry Rafferty.
? "Uranus - Motley Crue" + Beegees - Staying alive.... (ah ah ah ah)