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Posted by Bad English, 13.01.2015 - 03:05
SWAT - Firefight
Nice modern film about modernized military type of SWAT team in Boston, like it, nice new film, nice woman in cop team
17.07.2015 - 02:12
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Sniper - reloaded
I know Marcel will say Sniper series are shit, but actually Pim suggested me, Marcel never says he watches bad films
Idea good, more realistic as Berenger sniper, here it was his character son
Nice, and I agree Africa is not our war, not EU, not NATO, not UN ...
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17.07.2015 - 03:03
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Written by Bad English on 17.07.2015 at 02:12

Sniper - reloaded
I know Marcel will say Sniper series are shit, but actually Pim suggested me, Marcel never says he watches bad films
Idea good, more realistic as Berenger sniper, here it was his character son
Nice, and I agree Africa is not our war, not EU, not NATO, not UN ...

you worry what marcel thinks too much
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17.07.2015 - 03:12
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by [user id=136611] on 17.07.2015 at 03:03

Written by Bad English on 17.07.2015 at 02:12

Sniper - reloaded
I know Marcel will say Sniper series are shit, but actually Pim suggested me, Marcel never says he watches bad films
Idea good, more realistic as Berenger sniper, here it was his character son
Nice, and I agree Africa is not our war, not EU, not NATO, not UN ...

you worry what marcel thinks too much

no I don't but IMO its ridicules
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18.07.2015 - 02:51
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
The Neverending Story 1
Great film, maybe best children film ever, wise words was spoken, truth was spoken .... keep on imagine, keep on writing, don't let the fantasy die
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18.07.2015 - 03:34
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American Sniper

i thought it was o.k and that's because it was based on a true story...very america fuck yeah!
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18.07.2015 - 13:10
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by [user id=136611] on 18.07.2015 at 03:34

American Sniper

i thought it was o.k and that's because it was based on a true story...very america fuck yeah!

was it? IMO you mean the Lone Survivor or Captain Philips
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19.07.2015 - 00:38
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I love you man!
what a load of shit!....what did i expect from a movie title like that though.

The history of future folk
An alein comes to earth to kill the human race with a virus so his people (doomed from an on coming comet) can move here, the alien changes his mind though after he hears music for the first time.

Not bad, a bit different and silly, got a few laughs.

....half way through the new zealand film the dark horse about a mentally ill guru chess player trying to break out of the elements of his bad gang orientated upbringing/neighborhood.....most decent movie this weekend so far bro!!
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19.07.2015 - 08:12
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Tage Westerlund
Virtuosity - I didn't like it

I Love You, Beth Cooper - awesome comedy , shame guy ddint get laid in the end, just kiss, its unfair

The Neverending Story II
Not so good as 1th but still good one, great film

The Neverending Story III
Girl had a metal, rock band poster
I didn't like, its well good film, but cant compare whit 1th one which is awesome
New town, old book, new story... well still like I said good one, but I like 1th most
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25.07.2015 - 04:33
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Killer Joe
Nice film, twisted, chicken sucking scene was hilarious, interesting and enjoyable

Child 44
Film banned in Russia well premier was banned or postponed. Serial killer, but wait a sec murder is capitalistic evil, there are no murders in socialistic paradise
I understand people never have seen west, but today modern ppl how they can like and want that shit hole back?
People were scared in Stalin days, all hidings, no Personal opinion all bulshit ...ehhh , realistic film, depressive film, shit hole and forever shit hole it was, can not compare whit west

Terminator V - Genesis
Nice film, but story how T saw Sarah Connor did not fit the original T
She was young woman ( Linda Hamilton) when she 1th saw Rice , T protected her in T2 .. not as this say since she was 9 something
Anyway good film, but question is is it I mean Skynet dead forever? Can there be T6... Arnie wont be able made T6 and whit out him its not T at all
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28.07.2015 - 07:55
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God bless America

I liked the idea of just going around shooting all the fuckin idiots in the world, it's a fantasy we all have....isn't it? But somehow i don't think it would be that easy, and you wouldn't be able to get away with it that long. Even though it was a cool concept it kind of got old fast and the movie was a bit average.
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29.07.2015 - 03:11
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Sniper Legacy
Great film, realistic war films are great , but snipers carry not only pistol but assault rifle as well, and Sunny Greece , san Torino, after 300m run, som autumn, clouds... another unrealistic shit

8MM
8 is number eight, and mm means Millimetre , at Americans don't ask me how it is in your inches or what you use
Great Cage film, great place, I love east coast, cool house, nut ending is not American, I prefer other way of justice and when bad guys take of mask they are human, week , mask makes them look tougher. Good film, but justice must be served other way... BTW bad guy had Danzig poster , but vinyl what he plaid, was npt danzig

Always Outnumbered Always Outgunned
Nice film L Fisgburne, street life , street shit, poor ppl shit, shit as social valfare don't work in states, and so on, a little racistical film to , but damn good one , street lives, thinks, meaning of life and so on

8mm 2
Nothing to do whit Cage film, just name
I don't get why ppl are ashamed of threesome? blackmail, shame not to me, me , 2 girls, I don't care
Great film , made in Hungary, Budapest, ending was well I thought someone alse are involved, but not like this. Great one, intro to slow
erotic scenes, things what couples must do have a sex every day
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04.08.2015 - 20:51
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Untouchables
Nice Mafia film, mafia was smart getr ich of banned thinks, don't you think if we legalize marihuana state and same time people get more money?
De Niro is so awesome , what a great actour he is,. Capone, I don't think non Italian origin would be able be better Capone

Lake Placid 4
I didn't know there are 4th, 1th is best, to get this now I need re see 1-2-3 and I wonty do it, as horror there are no positive ending ... anyway there must be chemicals or medicine what kills all gators in the lake and don't poison anything

3 - German film
Weird one, I saw porn scenes, into it ... so weird, just like Rammstein video

Adam
Stupid film

The Fan (1996)
Boring film, I don't like baseball, but what a good actor De Niro is, damn so epic

City Hall
Pacino but its not about him, and another good tempo. Nice film

Leaves of Grass
Stupid film, I prefere Seagel
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05.08.2015 - 01:53
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
The Last legion
Nice film, magical, mystical, Mereilin, Arthur, Roma, better be inspired and believe there are magic swords as live as grow up, morgace, house, car, 3 kids, wife and unhappy life and later suicide
Better die as warriors die in movie .. anyway nice landscapes, I liked medeternian and british ones
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14.08.2015 - 17:23
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I didn't think Terminator Genisys could be as bad as critics have made out. I was wrong: it's worse. Nothing about it was good, even Arnie, who just felt like I was watching Arnie dressed up in a cheap costume at some convention to promote the film. They basically tried turning him into a one-line-funny machine, and failed. They turned Sarah Connor from a total badass, intimidating women's icon (at least by 1991 standards) into a vanilla child (not the edible type). The guy who played Kyle Reese I don't think I have a sensitive enough memory to even be able to remember his existence he was so dull. The T-1000 somehow looked cheaper and less realistic than the Robert Patrick version, nearly 25 years ago (how...). The plot was stupid and the script sounded like it was written over a pub lunch and never bothered getting a second look in. I actually think Salvation would be a step up from Genisys.

At least Mad Max was pretty decent. Then again Jurassic World was a bit dire too. 1 out of 3. Guess it's up to Star Wars.
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15.08.2015 - 02:16
4look4rd
The Sasquatch
I recently watched Nymphomaniac and I was completely blown away. You have to watch it with an open mind because its extremely graphic and there are tons of sex scenes. I wouldn't watch this show for the sex because its extremely depressing, despite the huge amount unsimulated sex scenes (yes you will see real vaginal and anal sex while watching this), its simply does not feel sexy because you feel so bad about the main character. This is truly one of the most beautiful and depressing movies I've ever seen.

Cast is top notch, Uma Thurman's confrontation scene quite possibly one of the most well executed scenes in history. The director go as far as changing the aspect ration of the film just to make you feel unconfortable during that scene. Its fucking amazing.

The only problem really is Shia Labeouf, he is the only weak cast member but despite his awful acting the film still caries on and its easy to overlook his obnoxious presence.

I watched the 5 hour director's cut version and I was blown away by how good it was. Certainly recommend it but make sure you can handle tons of sex scenes and keep in mind that this is not porn (sex scenes might not bother you, but if you watch just for the sex you will miss the point).

I didn't like the ending as much but quite honestly the 5+ hours flew by.
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15.08.2015 - 10:29
Warman
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Written by 4look4rd on 15.08.2015 at 02:16

I recently watched Nymphomaniac and I was completely blown away. You have to watch it with an open mind because its extremely graphic and there are tons of sex scenes. I wouldn't watch this show for the sex because its extremely depressing, despite the huge amount unsimulated sex scenes (yes you will see real vaginal and anal sex while watching this), its simply does not feel sexy because you feel so bad about the main character. This is truly one of the most beautiful and depressing movies I've ever seen.

Cast is top notch, Uma Thurman's confrontation scene quite possibly one of the most well executed scenes in history. The director go as far as changing the aspect ration of the film just to make you feel unconfortable during that scene. Its fucking amazing.

The only problem really is Shia Labeouf, he is the only weak cast member but despite his awful acting the film still caries on and its easy to overlook his obnoxious presence.

I watched the 5 hour director's cut version and I was blown away by how good it was. Certainly recommend it but make sure you can handle tons of sex scenes and keep in mind that this is not porn (sex scenes might not bother you, but if you watch just for the sex you will miss the point).

I didn't like the ending as much but quite honestly the 5+ hours flew by.

I also loved that movie and time really flew by. I sat all those hours not being bored a single time. And I agree that Shia was weak (as always). Someone much better should have done that role. He didn't add anything to the film.
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16.08.2015 - 03:39
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Watching all it at work , not happy but cant chose,

Universal Solder 1
As child I didn't like it, I don't like robots, future, cosmos, only I remember that final battle and IU hate when 2 good guys action stars fight whit each other
I will watch all 6 films, have seen 1, and 2 so far anyway I don't know , maybe I will change my mind? Its mandatory watch , cant skip this time


Universal Solder 2 - Brothers In Arms
Nice film, I did not like that there was no same house in 2 beginning as in 1 ending because its equal, so good film

universal solder 3 - Unfinished business
More like TV series, I like it many good series cant be watched because cant show much in 40 mikes, here 1 h 30 mikes can see a lot of events

Universal Solder 4 - The Return
Its like one series missing how they get there, anyway original solder returns

Universal Soldier 5 Regeneration
Another messed up if we look as story ... btw made in Rus .
I like ÙSA realistic action films made in E Europe, cant see how it was in communist era, but fuck sake Chernobyl is I Ukraine and Serbian or Bulgarian is not rusian and ukraian lang. They have no heat warmings anymore and pump actin shut gun what was not used in combat . and they found it

Universal Soldier 6 - Day Of Reckoning
Stupid film, Van damme whit no hair, guy starts drive shaved face, mid road 4 days unshaved
seems this series wont eb ending, hate it
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16.08.2015 - 11:11
Warman
Erotic Stains
Fuck me. There's six of "Universal Soldier"? Unless Dolph is in all of them, to watch all that crap sounds like the biggest waste of time and life.
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16.08.2015 - 13:29
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by Warman on 16.08.2015 at 11:11

Fuck me. There's six of "Universal Soldier"? Unless Dolph is in all of them, to watch all that crap sounds like the biggest waste of time and life.

Yes , Dolph is in 1th 5th and 6th (which is super crap) , Van Damme is in 1,4,5,6 its basically stupid story messed original and ever previously
2-3 whit out them were good
Well in work I have 1,2,4 and 6 plus kundskapkanal and night time is boring so I need solidarity whit colleagues
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16.08.2015 - 15:28
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
All 6 Universal Soldier films are utter crap. It's better not to watch anything and just stare right ahead of you blankly than watch that sort of drivel.
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16.08.2015 - 21:46
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 16.08.2015 at 15:28

All 6 Universal Soldier films are utter crap. It's better not to watch anything and just stare right ahead of you blankly than watch that sort of drivel.

have you seen then all
I know its crap, but I have tried, I am falling asleep, and there are one staff room so , I often walk around, but that time well I was reading book when TV and UPC drive was in ... well read and stare on TV at some point ....
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17.08.2015 - 04:01
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Mission Impossible 5
More less 007 style, I still think 1 is only real one what I like best mid 90's old school film
Here was not so many PC and hacking elements, no masks, no traditional shit as it is in MI ... well always its nice to see new movies, even those are not best
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17.08.2015 - 10:50
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Written by Bad English on 16.08.2015 at 21:46


have you seen then all
I know its crap, but I have tried, I am falling asleep, and there are one staff room so , I often walk around, but that time well I was reading book when TV and UPC drive was in ... well read and stare on TV at some point ....

is that what english teachers do these days
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17.08.2015 - 11:45
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Children of Men - I thought it was really good, great performances from Clive Owen and Michael Caine.
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17.08.2015 - 12:55
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Written by [user id=17278] on 17.08.2015 at 11:45

Children of Men - I thought it was really good, great performances from Clive Owen and Michael Caine.

Yeah good movie that one
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17.08.2015 - 20:48
Marcel Hubregtse
Grumpy Old Fuck
Elite
Written by [user id=136611] on 17.08.2015 at 10:50

Written by Bad English on 16.08.2015 at 21:46


have you seen then all
I know its crap, but I have tried, I am falling asleep, and there are one staff room so , I often walk around, but that time well I was reading book when TV and UPC drive was in ... well read and stare on TV at some point ....

is that what english teachers do these days

I highly doubt he was ever taught English at school. So, considering he never had any education when it comes to English...
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17.08.2015 - 21:02
Metren
Dreadrealm
The Grand Budapest hotel.

I loved it. It is probably one of Wes Anderson's best films and it's accessible enough, so I would recommend it to pretty much everyone. It has wit, it has charm, it has all-around great performances, one of the best films of recent years I'd say.
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18.08.2015 - 03:06
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
Knight And Day 2010
Gosh thought its another Mission Imposible movie sae star there, but it was a comedy, nice cities .... as comedy it was good
Cameron Diaz still looking good BTW
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19.08.2015 - 02:06
Bad English
Tage Westerlund
L Ultimo Ultras
Its Italian film so I can spoil
what a irony date a women who's son he killed in ultras fight
BTW Shevchenko was a guest there
10 min of film is Ultras scene, next is his personal life and so on ... funny he never works and can live near lake-
Beautiful place. Italian film, great one, but best is Ricky RTalziogli ultra - best ultras film ever
Real ultras is in Italy, UK has hools, E Europe has nazie gangs what is even worst pity our site old member was member of both
Still I am not ultras, to me footy is telly game, sit home watch on HD , sleep , why go to games in rain, pay money go to away when free time is limited , as free man I can have opinion about game. Anyway I am not member I don't care but knifings, fights happen even in todays Italian football
Film was in Italian
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19.08.2015 - 08:29
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Written by Bad English on 19.08.2015 at 02:06

Its Italian film so I can spoil

What? That's the dumbest reasoning I've seen in a long time.
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