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The most handsome guy in metal (that you'll never have)



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Posted by BloodTears, 05.04.2011 - 23:38
The thread "The most beautiful girl in metal (besides your girlfriend) gave me an idea. What about us? The ladies' choice.

What are the cutest guys in metal?

Is it the hair? The facial hair? The geeky look? The leather pants?

Personally, I like long hair, I think it's sexy.
13.01.2012 - 13:15
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 13.01.2012 at 12:41

Written by TOUGHEST MEMBER on 13.01.2012 at 12:38
...does he really cut arms in the pic or fake ?

Well he cuts himself to pieces on stage so I don't see why he'd fake it for a simple picture.

That's what I want to see (in the pic) : )
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13.01.2012 - 14:48
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Tage Westerlund
We all read interwiew what Jup made
how about this guy? Is he handsome, I say he is most handsome

http://jupitreas.org/metalstorm/putnamsuck.jpg
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13.01.2012 - 15:00
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Written by Bad English on 13.01.2012 at 14:48

We all read interwiew what Jup made
how about this guy? Is he handsome, I say he is most handsome

http://jupitreas.org/metalstorm/putnamsuck.jpg

Big Kudosss haha even with funny comment, it is better than my dick-naked black metal guys of the pic I post in some previous page. Also we see a lady woman there appreciate him the Anal Cunt guy (in the pic)
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13.01.2012 - 16:56
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not bad looking but I prefer the creepy make-up whole with costume...

Marius Strand



Dead, RIP
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13.01.2012 - 17:03
Night Sight
i think these are his best:





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13.01.2012 - 17:04
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Written by Night Sight on 13.01.2012 at 16:54

I dont know why it doesnt work and the pictue does not appear . but check this one of his best pics

http://www.tsk-korp.net/btn-wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/shagrath.jpg

also these:

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1572288276728&id=105e3868db1dd49a8067279517ef6d96

http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1519844000168&id=d1fc347991348239b9306c4a887f2720

You put the link in betwen [img] [/img]
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13.01.2012 - 17:05
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Tage Westerlund
Well thet red stuff around his arm ....Norges Nasjonalsosialistiske Bevegelse , Vigrid, Norske Motstandsbevegelsen would like it same like german guy fron Austria
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13.01.2012 - 17:10
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13.01.2012 - 17:11
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Written by Bad English on 13.01.2012 at 17:05

Well thet red stuff around his arm ....Norges Nasjonalsosialistiske Bevegelse , Vigrid, Norske Motstandsbevegelsen would like it same like german guy fron Austria

It looks the same with Japan Army flag in WW2
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13.01.2012 - 20:55
nana.MD
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Ooooh those are nice guys!! Kudos
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04.02.2012 - 02:22
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Was just thinking about Tomi Joutsen of Amorphis and how he is not a handsome dude by default, but when he sings/growls on stage, his charisma and sex appeal go up to eleven. Young girls mostly fall in love with bands because of their members (not in the "hey he's hot I'll listen to them", but in the "yum, he's hot and he plays good music too"), with me it's obviously vice versa


If I were fifteen, I could imagine having an epic crush on him... just because of that voice and stage presence. The dude is awesome.
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04.02.2012 - 02:36
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Written by Milena on 04.02.2012 at 02:22
If I were fifteen, I could imagine having an epic crush on him...

Bullshit, we know you have like 3 posters in your room.
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Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29
Like you could kiss my ass

Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
Rod, let me love you.

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04.02.2012 - 02:51
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Written by X-Ray Rod on 04.02.2012 at 02:36

Bullshit, we know you have like 3 posters in your room.

I WISH. If I ever got a chance to meet that wonderful man, I'd faint. Because of ummm, respect and appreciation and yeah who am I kidding, I'm still legally a teenager and that dude's divine And his band is one of the best things I've discovered in the past couple of years...
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04.02.2012 - 08:29
Written by Milena on 04.02.2012 at 02:22

Was just thinking about Tomi Joutsen of Amorphis and how he is not a handsome dude by default, but when he sings/growls on stage, his charisma and sex appeal go up to eleven. Young girls mostly fall in love with bands because of their members (not in the "hey he's hot I'll listen to them", but in the "yum, he's hot and he plays good music too"), with me it's obviously vice versa

My respect for Tomi just went up to eleven too seeing the Reverend Bizarre shirt
And the "Amorphis mic" rules anyway.
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04.02.2012 - 12:04
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Written by beyondtehdarksun on 04.02.2012 at 08:29

My respect for Tomi just went up to eleven too seeing the Reverend Bizarre shirt

He wears PLENTY of awesome t-shirts.
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04.02.2012 - 13:53
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That hair of his is a major turn-off, though. :/
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04.02.2012 - 15:01
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Written by Slayer666 on 04.02.2012 at 13:53

That hair of his is a major turn-off, though. :/

I hate dreads too, but his dreads I find impressive, because he takes good care of them, and, shit, I don't know how tall he is, but they're longer than a metre-something? A couple of them are down to his knees. That makes them longer than most of population's legs
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04.02.2012 - 17:24
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Tage Westerlund
I hate dreds werry much itss lame an dnot metal and how t shirt can make you sexy ok if its whit bugs bunny or any metal of corse metal, but generaly t shirt dont make men sexy
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04.02.2012 - 17:25
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Tage Westerlund
I hate dreds werry much itss lame an dnot metal and how t shirt can make you sexy ok if its whit bugs bunny or any metal of corse metal, but generaly t shirt dont make men sexy
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04.02.2012 - 21:19
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04.02.2012 - 23:42
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Written by Bad English on 04.02.2012 at 17:25

I hate dreds werry much itss lame an dnot metal and how t shirt can make you sexy ok if its whit bugs bunny or any metal of corse metal, but generaly t shirt dont make men sexy

T shirts don't make men sexy but they do make them more awesome

Anyway, to conclude the Tomi Joutsen hot-or-not argument:

Hot as the surface of the sun, for me.
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04.02.2012 - 23:48
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Keep in mind that the surface of the sun is nowhere near as hot as the area around it.
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04.02.2012 - 23:51
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Tage Westerlund
Axel Morgan I never liked his type of long hair its way 80's fassion , I never been such hair fan, I prefere wild like mine but not hairdresser made
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05.02.2012 - 04:31
JOPE OF STEELE
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Speaking of which... from the Blazon Stone booklet:




To be honest I never liked these hair styles myself either
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05.02.2012 - 13:30
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Written by vezzy on 04.02.2012 at 23:48

Keep in mind that the surface of the sun is nowhere near as hot as the area around it.

I love Cracked :3 I'm saving the area around the sun for some hotter dudes.
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05.02.2012 - 13:33
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Written by JOPE OF STEELE on 05.02.2012 at 04:31

To be honest I never liked these hair styles myself either

Me neither... it's terribly damaging for the hair and they end up looking like poodles.
I like teased hair in a goth version, especially in deathhawks... always wanted to try a faux deathhawk myself, but no hairspray is strong enough for my hair, and with 60 cm of hair pointing upwards, I'd hit quite a few low ceilings.
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05.02.2012 - 15:59
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Tage Westerlund
Me either I think men only needs cut edges no use hair dresser or barber .... well maybe they go there to do a hair dresser chick on that chair, who knows, but genetraly I dont like those hair
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05.02.2012 - 17:27
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Written by Milena on 05.02.2012 at 13:33

Written by JOPE OF STEELE on 05.02.2012 at 04:31

To be honest I never liked these hair styles myself either

... always wanted to try a faux deathhawk myself, but no hairspray is strong enough for my hair, and with 60 cm of hair pointing upwards, I'd hit quite a few low ceilings.

I heard from some punks that putting the liquid stuff from an egg to your hair will hold it nicely can't speak of my own experience though because I'm more into metal hair type so I let my hair be how it is .
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05.02.2012 - 17:45
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Written by JOPE OF STEELE on 05.02.2012 at 17:27

I heard from some punks that putting the liquid stuff from an egg to your hair will hold it nicely can't speak of my own experience though because I'm more into metal hair type so I let my hair be how it is .

Heard a lot of tips too but I'm mortified of combing it back to normal We're the same type, I usually never do anything to my hair because I'm way too lazy.
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05.02.2012 - 18:05
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Ambrish Saxena
Put aside his weight....ladies I know he looks cute. eh?

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