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The most handsome guy in metal (that you'll never have)



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Posted by BloodTears, 05.04.2011 - 23:38
The thread "The most beautiful girl in metal (besides your girlfriend) gave me an idea. What about us? The ladies' choice.

What are the cutest guys in metal?

Is it the hair? The facial hair? The geeky look? The leather pants?

Personally, I like long hair, I think it's sexy.
19.04.2012 - 14:38
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Written by Milena on 19.04.2012 at 14:32

Marcel but nevermind, I shouldn't get into arguments about subjects like these... just annoyed by the fact you can't post in a "superficial" thread without being judged.

It was during one of Marcel's late night metal storm rampages that he does every now and then ;]
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19.04.2012 - 14:40
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Written by [user id=4365] on 19.04.2012 at 14:38

It was during one of Marcel's late night metal storm rampages that he does every now and then ;]

Sorry from my part for freaking out, but considering the time of the month it is right now, it could have been all caps too...

Now post a picture of a good looking metal guy
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19.04.2012 - 14:47
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Written by Milena on 19.04.2012 at 14:40

Sorry from my part for freaking out, but considering the time of the month it is right now, it could have been all caps too...

Now post a picture of a good looking metal guy

I'm still trying to think of hot girls for the boobs thread. I dreamed last night that the guy from The Ruins of Beverast was actually a hot girl. There needs to be more wimmin in metal.
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19.04.2012 - 15:34
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Written by Milena on 19.04.2012 at 11:12


Yeah, because THAT'S what this thread is all about, that's all we care about if we post in it? I don't see you posting similar stuff in the "boobified" version of this thread...

That thread is just as moronic but somehow I entered this thread first to complain. Had I entered the other thread first I would have posted the exact same thing there.
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19.04.2012 - 16:04
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Written by Marcel Hubregtse on 19.04.2012 at 15:34

That thread is just as moronic but somehow I entered this thread first to complain. Had I entered the other thread first I would have posted the exact same thing there.

Big fucking deal, if you think it's moronic, don't post in it and ignore it.
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22.04.2012 - 09:16
Night Sight
You know who is really good?

fenriz



he is not that well in pictures but i really like him

i think johan ericson is also good



the shining guy has good face but he looks bad with those cuts



and of course no one is better than shagrath in metal

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22.04.2012 - 14:18
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+1 for Fenriz and Kvarforth.
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23.04.2012 - 17:10
Ragana
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Kvarforth without blood wouldn't be Kvarforth.
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23.04.2012 - 17:30
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Written by Ragana on 23.04.2012 at 17:10

Kvarforth without blood wouldn't be Kvarforth.

+1
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23.04.2012 - 18:25
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I repost the Emperor frontman:





what guys think and comment
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23.04.2012 - 18:42
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Written by TOUGHEST MEMBER on 23.04.2012 at 18:25
what guys think and comment

I think you take away his fancy clothes and jewelry and you're left with a pretty average looking man.
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23.04.2012 - 18:44
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More of Emperor




Quothorn hair not bad



and long hair warrior, haha xD

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23.04.2012 - 18:48
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Written by Troy Killjoy on 23.04.2012 at 18:42

Written by TOUGHEST MEMBER on 23.04.2012 at 18:25
what guys think and comment

I think you take away his fancy clothes and jewelry and you're left with a pretty average looking man.

I like his hair best, I look good with that type of hair, but I really think he is handsome, his style hair fitting with his face, when he is was younger, he looks very good with what I think is ethereal and noble-way man.
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23.04.2012 - 19:08
Fritillaria
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Written by TOUGHEST MEMBER on 23.04.2012 at 18:25



he is so average.
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30.06.2012 - 15:41
Milena
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I wonder would it be creepy if I updated the thread with every attractive guy in metal I'm aware of.
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30.06.2012 - 16:10
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All the girls are gonna say alexi lahio i just know it...:hopeless:


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30.06.2012 - 22:54
Stabby
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Although I'm heterosexual, and a male, I sometimes find myself lost in Tuomas Holopainen's eyes



It has nothing to do with how I am, it has everything to do with a property of Tuomas. The one that attracts men to him regardless of sexual orientation. Case in point:



(warning contains male nudity)

Even now as he ages Tuomas maintains his appeal, suggesting that it even goes beyond aesthetics, the man is a sexy force of nature in his very essence. The perfectly heterosexual boys from Battle Beast had been touring with Nightwish, and near the end of the tour they couldn't take it anymore. They had been seduced by Tuomas' mere presence. They proceeded to shed their clothes and burst into Tuomas' dressing room. Tuomas Holopainen is a dude magnet, plain and simple.

I maintain that all dissenting straight males are simply lying.
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01.07.2012 - 04:14
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Written by Milena on 30.06.2012 at 15:41

I wonder would it be creepy if I updated the thread with every attractive guy in metal I'm aware of.

See my post above. Now that is creepy .

It depends. You could be cute and fun about it or you could come off as an ultra obsessive future stalker fan girl. One's nice, one's scary. Choose your path!
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01.07.2012 - 11:07
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Written by [user id=106198] on 01.07.2012 at 04:14

See my post above. Now that is creepy .

It depends. You could be cute and fun about it or you could come off as an ultra obsessive future stalker fan girl. One's nice, one's scary. Choose your path!

Ah, yes, it is.

I always come off creepy, so what the hell.
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02.07.2012 - 19:28
Lit.
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Written by [user id=106198] on 30.06.2012 at 22:54

(warning contains male nudity)

And you felt the need to warn that on a "Most Handsome Guy In Metal" page?
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02.07.2012 - 19:39
Stabby
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Written by [user id=101272] on 02.07.2012 at 19:28

Written by [user id=106198] on 30.06.2012 at 22:54

(warning contains male nudity)

And you felt the need to warn that on a "Most Handsome Guy In Metal" page?

Some people don't want to see that, and nobody was explicit about how acceptable nudity was. And it is most handsome guy, not most handsome male butt.

You are totally free to make a most handsome male metal butt thread where nobody has to ask.

Written by Milena on 01.07.2012 at 11:07

Written by [user id=106198] on 01.07.2012 at 04:14

See my post above. Now that is creepy .

It depends. You could be cute and fun about it or you could come off as an ultra obsessive future stalker fan girl. One's nice, one's scary. Choose your path!

Ah, yes, it is.

I always come off creepy, so what the hell.

Lol, that's the attitude. Embrace the creepiness! Be one with the creep.
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31.07.2012 - 20:53
Jam4Lyfe
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Guess who.... jerry

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31.07.2012 - 21:38
Unhealer
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Close the thread, I win.
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31.07.2012 - 21:44

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Me.
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31.07.2012 - 21:47
Angelic Storm
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Written by Unhealer on 31.07.2012 at 21:38
Close the thread, I win.

Who is that? He is very nice looking...
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31.07.2012 - 22:05
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Written by Angelic Storm on 31.07.2012 at 21:47

Who is that? He is very nice looking...

Well, thanks. I was 16 at the time, now I look more like the guy in the post above.
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03.08.2012 - 09:31
Hylia
Written by [user id=106198] on 30.06.2012 at 22:54

Although I'm heterosexual, and a male, I sometimes find myself lost in Tuomas Holopainen's eyes

WOW he's damn fine, I never noticed it until now.

Ihsahn to me is attractive, his talent I think is a huge part of it, hes such an inspiration.
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03.08.2012 - 09:57
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The Nargaroth guy:







Weirdest look the last pic.
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01.09.2012 - 06:39
ohthechaosity
Oh, Chuck Schuldiner without a doubt, the man was simply beautiful. And it a weird sort of way, I always thought Randy Blythe was cute, nerdy and all.
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05.09.2012 - 04:02
Evil Chip
What about Trent Reznor from Nine Inch Nails? And Kvaforth too from Shining (the not fat-bald one).
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