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Limp Bizkit: Your favourite album



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Posted by Tiago Rocha, 01.07.2011 - 13:16
Nu metal, and specially Limp Bizkit, is like masturbation: we all say we don't do it or don't like it, but once in a while, we bend the lie. So, as an open minded little fella like me, i like almost everything when exploring a woman's caliente body, and yes, if she wants to, i'd let her... err... play my control pad. Ahh woman... and masturbation never felt that good! Limp Bizkit is no exception. Realizing that this guys released a new record last June 24th, i wanted to know what's your favourite record from them, who's keeping an open mind on the subject, cause you know you heard this guys at least once, you big horny sassy metal freaks. You dont like 'em? You're one of those who stood in the crowd in that ''Nookie'' clip, but 3 years later you went like''Hey, look at that guy with the red cap, what a poser!!! Screw you faggot!!!''? Or you've been a fan all life long? It doesn't matter. Just bend the lie once more, vote... And stop thinking in bondage stuff, you little perverts!!!

I chose the debut.

Poll

Choose your favourite Limp Bizkit record

Chocolate Starfish
32
Three Dollar Bill, Yall$
12
Significant Other
10
The Unquestionable Truth (Part 1)
2
Results May Vary
1
Gold Cobra
1

Total votes: 58
11.08.2012 - 05:40
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Written by Buzzsaw on 11.08.2012 at 01:11

Asking someone what their favorite Limp Bizkit album is, is like asking whats your favorite flavor of shit. I can't think of a lowlier form of metal head than a Limp Bizkit fan. You're all worthless.

I like eating shit that has pieces of undigested corn in it.
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11.08.2012 - 22:49
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Written by Buzzsaw on 11.08.2012 at 01:11

Asking someone what their favorite Limp Bizkit album is, is like asking whats your favorite flavor of shit. I can't think of a lowlier form of metal head than a Limp Bizkit fan. You're all worthless.

Well, I guess I found what piece of shit I don't like.
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12.08.2012 - 20:29
Stabby
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Chocolate starfish yo. Or at least that's what I said when I was 10 It's still funny at least.
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12.08.2012 - 21:22
TOUGHEST MEMBER
I like the The Who cover song Behind Blue Eyes of them. I find it is better than the original one. Only just the part of L.i.m.p .... spoken in the song a kind off me. The video clip is nice. The song feature in the movie Gothika...
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13.08.2012 - 11:01
M C Vice
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Written by TOUGHEST MEMBER on 12.08.2012 at 21:22

I like the The Who cover song Behind Blue Eyes of them. I find it is better than the original one. Only just the part of L.i.m.p .... spoken in the song a kind off me. The video clip is nice. The song feature in the movie Gothika...

Behind Blue Eyes was actually from Pete Townsend's solo career. I've heard the original, too, and he's an awful singer.

Written by Buzzsaw on 11.08.2012 at 01:11

I can't think of a lowlier form of metal head than a Limp Bizkit fan. You're all worthless.

I'm a fan of Limp Bizkit, Gallhammer, Nirvana and Linkin Park.
Bring it on, nancy boy!
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18.08.2012 - 06:07
Alex F
Which one's the shortest? But really, they are all on the same level of repulsiveness
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20.08.2012 - 03:22
Guib
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Dude.. Who's Limp Bizkit ?
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20.08.2012 - 11:05
Cynic Metalhead
Ambrish Saxena
Written by Guib on 20.08.2012 at 03:22

Dude.. Who's Limp Bizkit ?

Oh please....did you just over-exaggerate?
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20.08.2012 - 13:08
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Written by Cynic Metalhead on 20.08.2012 at 11:05


Oh please....did you just over-exaggerate?

It's just "exaggerate" - over-exaggerate is a redundancy

Unless you're doing a George Bush impression.
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20.08.2012 - 16:21
Yellax
Their first album. Nothing else is good to me.
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21.08.2012 - 05:35
Guib
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Written by Cynic Metalhead on 20.08.2012 at 11:05

Written by Guib on 20.08.2012 at 03:22

Dude.. Who's Limp Bizkit ?

Oh please....did you just over-exaggerate?

Idk, I don't think I exaggerated that much...
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21.08.2012 - 11:06
Cynic Metalhead
Ambrish Saxena
Written by Guib on 21.08.2012 at 05:35

Written by Cynic Metalhead on 20.08.2012 at 11:05

Written by Guib on 20.08.2012 at 03:22

Dude.. Who's Limp Bizkit ?

Oh please....did you just over-exaggerate?

Idk, I don't think I exaggerated that much...

You really don't know who is Limpbizkit? Eh?

I mean it's like saying "I really don't know who was a leading actor in Terminator"?. Which possibly leads to some sheer stupidity also( Hey! You ain't stupid. But its for those who know's what the stuff is and still acting you haven't heard off.)
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21.08.2012 - 18:48
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Written by Cynic Metalhead on 21.08.2012 at 11:06

I mean it's like saying "I really don't know who was a leading actor in Terminator"?.

Christian Bale?
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21.08.2012 - 19:03
!J.O.O.E.!
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Define "leading actor?"

Michael Biehn arguably had more screen time than Arnie, as did Linda Hamilton, and certainly more lines of dialogue.
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22.08.2012 - 00:58
Guib
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Written by Cynic Metalhead on 21.08.2012 at 11:06

Written by Guib on 21.08.2012 at 05:35

Written by Cynic Metalhead on 20.08.2012 at 11:05

Written by Guib on 20.08.2012 at 03:22

Dude.. Who's Limp Bizkit ?

Oh please....did you just over-exaggerate?

Idk, I don't think I exaggerated that much...

You really don't know who is Limpbizkit? Eh?

I mean it's like saying "I really don't know who was a leading actor in Terminator"?. Which possibly leads to some sheer stupidity also( Hey! You ain't stupid. But its for those who know's what the stuff is and still acting you haven't heard off.)

Dude you got it all wrong. I was being sarcastic, but I don't think I over-exaggerated that much -_- ... thats all.
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22.08.2012 - 13:27
Cynic Metalhead
Ambrish Saxena
Written by [user id=101272] on 21.08.2012 at 18:48

Written by Cynic Metalhead on 21.08.2012 at 11:06

I mean it's like saying "I really don't know who was a leading actor in Terminator"?.

Christian Bale?

Did you just googled "The Machinist"?
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22.08.2012 - 13:34
Spirit Molecule
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Written by [user id=101272] on 21.08.2012 at 18:48

Written by Cynic Metalhead on 21.08.2012 at 11:06

I mean it's like saying "I really don't know who was a leading actor in Terminator"?.

Christian Bale?

No that was Terminator 2- Rise of the Lycans. I think he was talking about Rodney Dangerfield.
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