God. That girl from Chth....onic or however it goes looks pretty gorgeous, I didn't know her.

*Googling*

Written by Unhealer on 04.12.2011 at 23:34

God. That girl from Chth....onic or however it goes looks pretty gorgeous, I didn't know her.

*Googling*

Gorge-arse I'd say ;]

Written by Unhealer on 04.12.2011 at 23:34

God. That girl from Chth....onic or however it goes looks pretty gorgeous, I didn't know her.

Their latest album is pretty fucking sweet. You should check it out. ;3 And Doris... er... "Thunder Tears" plays bass for them (of course, right?).

Also, my latest female crush in metal is Maria Arhipova from Arkona. I think she's beautiful.



Modest girls are so hot.

There is something oddly arousing about a girl who could cut off your head with a bastard sword.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 05.12.2011 at 06:55

There is something oddly arousing about a girl who could cut off your head with a bastard sword.

Indeed. >:[

Also, I forgot to mention how attractive it also is that she pretty much composes all of the band's songs.

Creativity is hot, no matter who you are.

... I'd fuck musicians like Devin Townsend, Frank Zappa, and Tom Waits in a heartbeat and I'm not even into dudes. Yaaaay! ^~^

Written by [user id=4365] on 04.12.2011 at 23:07
Doris Yeh of Chth....onic or however it goes

+1 for Doris of Cthonic (add some random 'h's to get the correct name)



BTW I wonder where a taiwanese girl got the name "Doris" from

Written by beyondtehdarksun on 05.12.2011 at 12:07

Written by [user id=4365] on 04.12.2011 at 23:07
Doris Yeh of Chth....onic or however it goes

+1 for Doris of Cthonic (add some random 'h's to get the correct name)



BTW I wonder where a taiwanese girl got the name "Doris" from

Thw singer's called Freddy and they've also got a Dani and a Jessie, so they might'nt be their real names.
Like a Swede named Snowy or a Dane named King or a Jap named Vivian.

Written by Fat & Sassy! on 05.12.2011 at 07:06

Also, I forgot to mention how attractive it also is that she pretty much composes all of the band's songs.

Creativity is hot, no matter who you are.

Totally agree with you on that!

Well, actually, if a girl sings or plays an instrument she already has 5/10 points from me. Add creativity and it makes that a 7/10.
That is why I would probably marry a girl like Amy Lee or Samantha (from Virgin Black)

This reminded me of Laurie from Todesbonden, who writes most of the songs for the band (excellent songs btw) and doesn't look bad at all.






Oh and Maria Arhipova from Arkona = Olivia Dunham

^ Why wont it slip? D:

Written by Unhealer on 05.12.2011 at 14:37





Oh and Maria Arhipova from Arkona = Olivia Dunham

Oh God... it's a Greek goddess.

Maria and Olivia are like twins... this is amazing : )

But I think it's no wonder because the actress that portrays Olivia Dunham, Anna Tõrv, is Estonian Australian. And Estonian women are hot. Russian women are also hot. So... iron logic. Who knows, maybe they are even relatives.

Written by beyondtehdarksun on 05.12.2011 at 12:07

BTW I wonder where a taiwanese girl got the name "Doris" from

Chinese people always adopt a western name which they use in international conversations. If you ever decided to start learning Chinese, you would be given a Chinese name by your old master.

Written by [user id=4365] on 04.12.2011 at 23:07

Written by Troy Killjoy on 04.12.2011 at 23:03

The more people reveal themselves to be "offended" and "annoyed" with trolling, the more you're going to see. That's how it works.

Now let's post nudes pics of hot chicks!

I agree! Let them luxuriate in their collective righteousness elsewhere instead of adding to the problem.

Doris Yeh of Chth....onic or however it goes

Ya want to imagine something scary?

Brace yourself.

The singer from Swashbuckle (Admeral Nobeard) in that same pose and costume.

Frightening, ain't it.

Grace perry of landmine marathon

Written by Troy Killjoy on 13.11.2011 at 23:42

I still think Grace Perry from Landmine Marathon is an absolute babe.

Big picture here.

dibs!

Written by Boxcar Willy on 08.12.2011 at 05:41
dibs!

You aren't even legal.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 08.12.2011 at 05:58

Written by Boxcar Willy on 08.12.2011 at 05:41
dibs!

You aren't even legal.

better underage then over...

btw whens your 60th birthday? i want to bake a special cake for you.

Written by Unhealer on 04.12.2011 at 20:07

I voted for Cristina. I can't believe she is so pretty and almost 40 by now.

But I think I'll also mention this girl which I've fallen in love with lately... Leilindel from Unexpect.
I know she may not be hot, but this is LOVE.

GOD, never seen such breathtaking dark eyes.

Written by Milena on 16.12.2011 at 00:35
GOD, never seen such breathtaking dark eyes.

That's only because you don't look at me during.

(had to make that joke)

Written by Troy Killjoy on 16.12.2011 at 00:37

That's only because you don't look at me during.

(had to make that joke)

I could make a bag-covering-face joke too, but they're too lame.

I like your pick too, she's very interesting indeed.

Written by Milena on 16.12.2011 at 00:39
I like your pick too, she's very interesting indeed.

Grace Perry? She's amazing.

Although (thanks to Nekrokvlt) I'm also now in love with Som (Cerebral Bore).

The bint from Cerebral Bore has the worst taste in clothing I've ever seen. If she dolled up a bit she might be quite attractive.

Written by [user id=4365] on 16.12.2011 at 00:45
The bint from Cerebral Bore has the worst taste in clothing I've ever seen. If she dolled up a bit she might be quite attractive.

Dolled up?

I'm genuinely not turned on.

Written by [user id=4365] on 16.12.2011 at 00:47
I'm genuinely not turned on.

But she dances. I think it's like the kvtest thing I've ever seen.

I like her.

Anyway, since I'll be posting in such threads a lot... my friends have often joked with me and dubbed me "the group lesbian", but I just honestly love human beauty, especially in women, so I hope none of those jokes will be made as they're somewhat lame and I wouldn't like to be known as one of those girls who think they're bisexual just because they find other women hot. As I'm actually not like that.

Raped by Elefants!!! God, I have been looking for that song for a long time and I find it by pure chance here.
Lovin' this forum.

EDIT: Understand "looking for that song" as remembering it once in a while but being too lazy to search "elephants grindcore" on google

Written by Unhealer on 16.12.2011 at 00:56
Raped by Elefants!!! God, I have been looking for that song for a long time and I find it by pure chance here.
Lovin' this forum.

It's legit one of my all-time favorite songs. The album in its entirety is great stuff but there's nothing like Raped By Elephants.
Glad to hear you like, er, love the forum.

Written by Milena on 16.12.2011 at 00:56

Anyway, since I'll be posting in such threads a lot... my friends have often joked with me and dubbed me "the group lesbian", but I just honestly love human beauty

Yeah, I understand. Happens a lot with girls these days (at least over here).
Thing is that a hetero guy admiring other guy's beauty is still "gay" nowadays, girls are mostly forgiven for some unknown reason (?).

Written by Troy Killjoy on 16.12.2011 at 01:02

It's legit one of my all-time favorite songs. The album in its entirety is great stuff but there's nothing like Raped By Elephants.
Glad to hear you like, er, love the forum.

I love how the song comes to the conclusion that the guy will never go to Africa again.

Written by Unhealer on 16.12.2011 at 01:15
Thing is that a hetero guy admiring other guy's beauty is still "gay" nowadays, girls are mostly forgiven for some unknown reason (?).

Aside from most of us here on Metal Storm. Just look at the most beautiful guy in metal thread. Plenty of male users posting in there.

Legit suggestions too.

Written by Troy Killjoy on 16.12.2011 at 01:17

Aside from most of us here on Metal Storm. Just look at the most beautiful guy in metal thread. Plenty of male users posting in there.

I said hetero guys, Troy.
Joke, joke.

Glad to hear that, however posting in a forum is very different from the real thing.
I mean, It's hard to picture a group of 5 friends in a house discussing the hotness of True Blood's male cast. In a forum it seems "lighter" somehow.

Still... Ok, I went to a Mayan gig last month and somehow I ended up arguing about Nergal's hotness with other 3 guys. I'm not saying it is completely forbidden but it's more common in girls based on my life experience so far.