I'd love something by Seth Putnam on my gravestone.

"This guy was a total fag" comes to mind.

Written by deadone on 30.09.2014 at 03:20

Written by Infernal Eternal on 26.07.2013 at 11:41

Or maybe :

I feel her heart beating
My knife deep inside
Her crotch is bleeding

So beautiful it brought a tear to to me eye.

Maybe Slayer's Necrophiliac would be appropriate:

I feel the urge the growing need
To fuck this sinful corpse
My tasks complete the bitch's soul
Lies raped in demonic lust



I'd consider that one as an invite to necrophiliacs so they get some usage out of my useless carcass. Just cause you're dead doesn't mean you can't still put out!

Great sense of humor, LOL!

"Payne anew from woe of olde
A Tragedie of endless dayes

Insatiable, the thirst
Inconceivable, the lust

Wild & mad he hunts
In anguish black at heart

The winter's colde
Soone fulfill'd
- And his yearning
Towards a winter's night

Wandering alone,
The Wolf"

Taken from Ulver "Nattens madrigal" ["The Madrigal Of The Night: Eight Hymnes To The Wolf In Man" (1997)] - VIII "Wolf & The Night".

I SOLD MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL FOR ETERNAL BOOZE. I WANT TO DRINK FOREVER. DRUNK TO DEATH. COME BACK TO LIFE, AND DO IT AGAIN. ALCOHOLIC FOR ETERNITY, I WILL DROWN IN AN OCEAN OF LIQUOR. TRUDGING IN MY OWN RE-PUKED VOMIT. SWALLOWING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN. LONELY, FILTHY, DISGUSTING, THAT'S HOW I WANT TO LIVE. CONSUME YOUR LIFE WITH BOOZE. KILL IT WITH MORE AND MORE. DIE IN ALCOHOLIC ASPHYXIA. I DRINK TO FORGET ALL OF YOU. I DROWN MYSELF IN ALCOHOL. I KILL MYSELF AND FUCK YOU ALL. FUCK YOU ALL.

Written by [user id=173045] on 28.01.2019 at 16:02

I SOLD MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL FOR ETERNAL BOOZE. I WANT TO DRINK FOREVER. DRUNK TO DEATH. COME BACK TO LIFE, AND DO IT AGAIN. ALCOHOLIC FOR ETERNITY, I WILL DROWN IN AN OCEAN OF LIQUOR. TRUDGING IN MY OWN RE-PUKED VOMIT. SWALLOWING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN. LONELY, FILTHY, DISGUSTING, THAT'S HOW I WANT TO LIVE. CONSUME YOUR LIFE WITH BOOZE. KILL IT WITH MORE AND MORE. DIE IN ALCOHOLIC ASPHYXIA. I DRINK TO FORGET ALL OF YOU. I DROWN MYSELF IN ALCOHOL. I KILL MYSELF AND FUCK YOU ALL. FUCK YOU ALL.

Okay, so you are that exceptionally gifted poet lamenting the cheese of contemporary lyrics and belonging reviews?

Written by Starvynth on 07.02.2019 at 18:04

Okay, so you are that exceptionally gifted poet lamenting the cheese of contemporary lyrics and belonging reviews?

I DON'T LIKE YOU. I DON'T WANNA HEAR FROM YOU. I IGNORE YOU BUT I CAN'T HELP HATING YOU. A STORM OF LOATHE RAGING INSIDE OF ME. EVERY DAY, AT ANY TIME, HATRED BLOWING WHEN I HAVE YOU IN MY SIGHT. DEEPER. DARKER. DISMAL. WEAKER. FROZEN FEELINGS. DREADFUL MOANING. I WANT TO LIVE ALONE AND WATCH YOU ALL DIE. SATAN, COME QUICK; SHOW YOUR BRUTALITY. PLEASE LET ME SEE HOW YOU'LL MAKE THEM BLEED. I FUCKING HATE YOU, LIAR, BITCH ASS, INNOCENT OR FULL OF GUILT, UGLY PRECIOUS LITTLE KID, YOU STINK, YOU SUCK, FUCK OFF, I DON'T WANNA LIVE WITH YOU, YOU ALL HAVE SOMETHING THAT MAKES ME SICK AND VIOLENT, THAT MAKES ME WANT TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU; YOUNGER, OLDER, EVERYONE PISSES ME OFF, I DON'T CARE FOR YOUR PROBLEMS, I DON'T WANNA TALK TO YOU, JUST GO DIE. CUNT. BITCH. JERK. SCUM. FAG. WHORE. DOUCHE. PRICK.

^ You just passed the second test of your evening classes' course 'How to copy/paste Cult Of Occult lyrics for beginners'. Congrats.
Next week, you will learn how to deactivate CAPS LOCK.

"Only dead trees are growing here" - Funeral Fog, Mayhem

Rhapsody - Knightrider of Doom

In this bloody dawn
I will wash my soul
To call the spirit of vengeance
To deny my wisdom for anger
To break the scream of the silent fool
And to be the son of doom

Dark for fail of failure,
In a gloom as wide as an eye fermenting,
Roiling hate,
Death gripping my veins,
The space between a blink and a tear,
Death Blooms

Several of these may not be metal songs, but I guess punk and goth both count as "metal-adjacent".

I can't believe I died last night
I'm fucking dead again
- Type O Negative "Dead Again"

Everyone I love is dead
GODDAMMIT!!!
- Type O Negative "Everyone I Love is Dead"

Don't start thinking that you've got the best of me
I've got some news for you, you ain't seen the last of me
- DevilDriver "Back with a Vengeance"

Drifting from the living, joining with the dead
Zombie-dwelling maggots now infest your head
- Death "Zombie Ritual"

Revive once again
- Fear Factory "Resurrection"

I'll kill you and your dreams tonight
Begin new life
- Slayer "Bloodline"

I made my choice: 666
- Slayer "Cult"

Agonizing scrotum beginning to rot
- Bloodbath "Breeding Death"

Sweet lovely death, I am waiting for your breath
Come sweet death, one last caress
- The Misfits "Last Caress"

Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead
Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red
- TSOL "Code Blue"

The bats have left the bell tower
The victims have been bled
Red velvet lines the black box
[my name] is dead
[my name] is dead
Undead undead undead
- Bauhaus "Bela Lugosi's Dead"

I'd also be okay with excerpts from Monty Python's "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life". After watching a clip of Graham Chapman's funeral I realized that I want something in that vein; I want to put the "fun" in "funeral". Hell, I want an open casket and motion-activated machinery in my insides that make my corpse jolt up whenever somebody is walking up to it. I'm a prankster in life and I want to be a prankster in death.