1st of April Britney Spears - Blackout review
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1st of April Britney Spears - Blackout review
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8.8 | 31 votes |
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Blackout! Already the title is perfectly fitting, of course, resembling Britney Spears wonderfully aesthetic new hairs and at the same time how she wants to get out of the media attention, how she wants the reporters to have a blackout whereever she and her private life are concerned, so she can finally concentrate on what she does best. Music. Like always the songwriting is flawless, unfortunately she doesn't write her songs herself, but that doesnt stop them from being catchy, enjoyable to listen to and awfully sexy. Generally this album is really sexy. After having two children she dropped her virgin image. I mean, it wouldn't really make sense to have a virgin image and be a mother at the same time. If it would then the whole bullshit story of virgin Mary could be true as well, and guys, our site is too grim for that, so we won't even start getting into that nonsense. Anyway, this album just has the hottest lyrics to masturbate to late at night, just read this if you don't believe me: "Baby I'm just hot for taking, don't you wanna see my body naked?" from the song 'Perfect Lover' or "It sure will freak you out, Imagine if I work it out, If I get you on top, You're gonna lose your mind" from 'Get Naked'. I don't think any real man out there can argue with me that these lyrics arent totally HOT. Just imagine her belly dancing and her frostbitten erotic black hair. There's nothing in the world that i want to do more than sodomize her haircut, the writing of this draws all the blood into my eternal frost spire. If you don't believe me just look at the video for 'Piece Of Me' here! I don't think you can find me a sexier belly in the entire world of music, except if you're a homo, then you might think male bellies are more erotic, then again, what are you doing on a metal site if you're gay?. Except for Halford, he's an exception of course. Apart from her amazing stomach some of her clothes and backgrounds seem to be made by the master H.R. Giger himself. In terms of videos many a black metal band could learn something from her. I can't wait till the day Spears will make a video with a BM band like Cradle Of Filth or Dimmu Borgir. I swear to satan that it'll be better than any porn movie! Musically I'd say she has evolved from Mickey Mouse electro-pop to black-influenced industrial pop music. A huge step forward to joining the brilliance of metal gods like Marilyn Manson and Slipknot, she's not quite there yet, her visagist still has to work something out, but take my word on it that one day she'll be up there with them. I also think that it should be taken into account that she's having a horrible time at the moment, which makes it even more astonishing that she managed to make a masterpiece like this. I love you Britney! PS: it's a shame that the production is too clean though, it ruins the atmosphere a bit. Performance: 10 Songwriting: 9 Originality: 8 Production: 5 Rating: 8.9 |
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| Enissa Posts: 816  |
Written by [user id=29268] on 01.04.2008 at 22:58 hahahaha very funny you think you will annoy me??? you Far from this my friend!!!!!!!!!! NIGHTWISH RULES>>>>>>
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| Enissa Posts: 816 |
Written by LeoBozzano on 02.04.2008 at 00:05 Me too!!! you should call him>>>> I cant stand her anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Metalbound7 Posts: 229  |
yeah man!! she fucking rocks!!! even Children o Bodom made a cover of one of her songs. and Alexi is planning to do a tribute album with all her hits featuring Kirk Hammet, Scott Travis, steve Harris and Bruce Dickinson!! i wanna slave 4 u!! hell yeah!  ....... yeah rigth. 
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| +{Jonas}+ I R Serious Cat Posts: 4955  |
Spooky. Damn spooky, grim and tr00 and br00tal.
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| Bas Retired Staff Elite Posts: 5591  |
Written by Enissa on 02.04.2008 at 15:12 chill out man, you think first of april sucks and i think nightwish sucks to everyone his own, no? 
---- BAS - Beautifully Accented Sexiness
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| Enissa Posts: 816 |
Written by Bas on 08.04.2008 at 09:36 what the hell Nightwish did to you? then what did i do to you to notify me about my review? can you tell?!!!! or you just make funny jokes???
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Written by Enissa on 08.04.2008 at 23:20 in my opinion they make horrible music and are totally overrated, happy now? please chill out, at the end of the day it's still only music, if my opinion annoys you then ignore it
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| Enissa Posts: 816 |
Written by Bas on 08.04.2008 at 23:37 Ok thats your opinion... Im still Chilled!!! but your review about this ***** is just annoying me.... and when i saw it i was shocked!!!!
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Written by Enissa on 08.04.2008 at 23:48 that was pretty much the point of it
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| X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18374  |
Quote: Best sentence ever!!! xDDD
---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
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| Hamird Lieutenant Posts: 2564  |
she is the heretic of (EPM) Extreme Pussy Music, isn't her? this review is with all details and its great and shows that Bas spent many time for this album and he successed in this review
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| Bas Retired Staff Elite Posts: 5591 |
Written by Hamird on 03.05.2008 at 21:16 i can hum and tape my foot in the melody and the beat of the complete album by heart, i can even do it twice
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| K✞ulu Seeker of Truth Posts: 2573  |
Man, the last paragraph is the best.  
---- Savor what you feel and what you see Things that may not seem important now But may be tomorrow R.I.P. Chuck Schuldiner Satan was a Backstreet Boy
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| X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18374 |
Written by Ernis on 17.05.2008 at 23:14 When I readed your post... at first I laughed as hell.. but then, efter some weeks I have to say that I agree with you, kinda catchy song. And the chorus is sexy.
---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
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| Ernis 狼獾 Posts: 6815 |
Written by X-Ray Rod on 13.06.2008 at 19:43 I know....Britney's voice sounds really hot...she used to be a hot woman too....too bad she ain't any longer.... Btw..someone should make a thrash metal version of Break The Ice.....
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| X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18374 |
Written by Ernis on 13.06.2008 at 19:46 I also want her beauty back... u.u But the "anime" video... Mmmmm, let's say that they could do it better 
---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
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Written by Winterfog on 18.04.2009 at 20:16 This was a joke in the 1st April. The entire website was about Black Metal and things like that. And a Britney Spears page was open as a "Black Metal band" and they wrote a review for the album. It's suppose to be a joke for april's fools. They have done things like that since the MS started 
---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
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| Shogun Posts: 43  |
I love the eternal frost spire reference. I laughed in the middle of a test during class. Heh.
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Beastofmetal456
Account deleted Written by Enissa on 08.04.2008 at 23:48 I don't really think Nightwish are technically that good.
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Is this thing for real? I really don't get it 
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