1st of April Britney Spears - Blackout review
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1st of April Britney Spears - Blackout review
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8.8 | 31 votes |
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Blackout! Already the title is perfectly fitting, of course, resembling Britney Spears wonderfully aesthetic new hairs and at the same time how she wants to get out of the media attention, how she wants the reporters to have a blackout whereever she and her private life are concerned, so she can finally concentrate on what she does best. Music. Like always the songwriting is flawless, unfortunately she doesn't write her songs herself, but that doesnt stop them from being catchy, enjoyable to listen to and awfully sexy. Generally this album is really sexy. After having two children she dropped her virgin image. I mean, it wouldn't really make sense to have a virgin image and be a mother at the same time. If it would then the whole bullshit story of virgin Mary could be true as well, and guys, our site is too grim for that, so we won't even start getting into that nonsense. Anyway, this album just has the hottest lyrics to masturbate to late at night, just read this if you don't believe me: "Baby I'm just hot for taking, don't you wanna see my body naked?" from the song 'Perfect Lover' or "It sure will freak you out, Imagine if I work it out, If I get you on top, You're gonna lose your mind" from 'Get Naked'. I don't think any real man out there can argue with me that these lyrics arent totally HOT. Just imagine her belly dancing and her frostbitten erotic black hair. There's nothing in the world that i want to do more than sodomize her haircut, the writing of this draws all the blood into my eternal frost spire. If you don't believe me just look at the video for 'Piece Of Me' here! I don't think you can find me a sexier belly in the entire world of music, except if you're a homo, then you might think male bellies are more erotic, then again, what are you doing on a metal site if you're gay?. Except for Halford, he's an exception of course. Apart from her amazing stomach some of her clothes and backgrounds seem to be made by the master H.R. Giger himself. In terms of videos many a black metal band could learn something from her. I can't wait till the day Spears will make a video with a BM band like Cradle Of Filth or Dimmu Borgir. I swear to satan that it'll be better than any porn movie! Musically I'd say she has evolved from Mickey Mouse electro-pop to black-influenced industrial pop music. A huge step forward to joining the brilliance of metal gods like Marilyn Manson and Slipknot, she's not quite there yet, her visagist still has to work something out, but take my word on it that one day she'll be up there with them. I also think that it should be taken into account that she's having a horrible time at the moment, which makes it even more astonishing that she managed to make a masterpiece like this. I love you Britney! PS: it's a shame that the production is too clean though, it ruins the atmosphere a bit. Performance: 10 Songwriting: 9 Originality: 8 Production: 5 Rating: 8.9 |
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| Azhidahak Doom Metal Eliti Elite Posts: 7836  |
Actually, her new album has evolved and her music has gotten way better than how it used to be 
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| X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18374  |
I added her to my favorite black metal bands... THis shit is awesome. Tr00 as fuck. I stopped listening to stupid bands like Opeth or Acid Bath.. they are just not original. And many of the black metal bands are posers. She's Satans' daughter for fuck's sake!!!!!!!!!!!! Hail Yeah!!!
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| Warman Erotic Stains Posts: 7695  |
Written by X-Ray Rod on 01.04.2008 at 17:16 Don't forget Devil Doll! I used to love them and thought they were unique and shit, till I heard Britney! She fucking owns the Doctor when it comes to Spechsang!
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| Unconsecrated Perpetual Ascent Posts: 868  |
Does the booklet includes britney spears' corpsepaint photos?
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| X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18374 |
Written by Warman on 01.04.2008 at 17:36 Jejeje yeah... and it's obvious that the fag doctor copied many things from what Britney did in her demos. Hey one question.... You sister really have this album? LOL... But hey! I can respect your family anyway ^^ jajajajajjaja Just a joke...
---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
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| Warman Erotic Stains Posts: 7695 |
Written by X-Ray Rod on 01.04.2008 at 17:41 Hell yeah! She owns them all! I just added it to my collection! 
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| X-Ray Rod Skandino Staff Posts: 18374 |
Written by Warman on 01.04.2008 at 17:45 Eternal Hails to your sister then... I feel so untr00 now...
---- Written by BloodTears on 19.08.2011 at 18:29 Written by Milena on 20.06.2012 at 10:49
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| Unconsecrated Perpetual Ascent Posts: 868 |
Well, i heard that she's going to record a Split-cd with Immortal.
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| Valentin B Iconoclast Posts: 10094  |
Written by Deadsoulman on 01.04.2008 at 14:39 LMAO. Corprus.
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| Cryogenic_Death Posts: 96  |
Even the name of the album is so tr00 and kvlt...BLACKOUT..no lights, just darkness...Let Darkness Prevail m/ Hail Britney for sticking to her evil BM roots and coming out with yet another album which is a punch in the face of mainstream bands. A true daughter of Northern Darkness *head-bangs wildly to Ohh Ohh Baby* 
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| Bas Retired Staff Elite Posts: 5591  |
Written by Lily_Lazer on 01.04.2008 at 12:19  brilliant, i should have thought of something like that  Written by destroyah on 01.04.2008 at 14:12 that's exactly the spirit Written by [user id=27090] on 01.04.2008 at 16:30 chill dude, chill  Written by whitepawel on 01.04.2008 at 17:59 in an interview she said there are too many pussies at wacken, she's only doing underground club tours
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| O Sinistron Hopeless Sinner Posts: 212  |
Written by [user id=27090] on 01.04.2008 at 16:30 Spears are true! So are the Axes, the Hammers, the Morningstars, amongst other weaponry. So Hail Britney Spears. Infernal Hails! -(
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| BitterCOld The Ancient One Admin Posts: 15287  |
i heard she's moving into more heathen/NSBM for her next album, and changing her stage name to Britney Gungnir - after the famed spear of the Allfather, Odin to reflect her new direction..
---- get the fuck off my lawn. Beer Bug Virus Spotify Playlist crafted by Nikarg and I. Feel free to tune in and add some pertinent metal tunes!
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| Dark Blood The Avenger Posts: 1435  |
Written by Bas on 01.04.2008 at 19:17 LOL that cracks the hell out of me! 
---- It is humanity who must pay homage to the greatness of the Universe... not the Universe to the human narcissism. 
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| O Sinistron Hopeless Sinner Posts: 212 |
Written by Slyfang on 01.04.2008 at 21:42 lame... 
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| Damnated Churchburner Posts: 4943  |
any ns lyrics? she said she will use some.
---- Blessed is he that murders Christ in himself and in his fellow men.  Written by TheBigRossowski on 10.02.2009 at 16:01
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| Bas Retired Staff Elite Posts: 5591 |
Written by Enissa on 01.04.2008 at 22:28 and i happen to hate nightwish, makes us equal? 
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| Ahto Posts: 76  |
Hail Satan and hail Britney Spears!!! I think she is Satan's daughter!! I adore her!
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| LeoBozzano Posts: 9  |
I have this album. Just to call satan and curse that bitch forever! Gotta call Shagrat to tell what he thinks about Britney.
---- "The evil that man do lives on."
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