Metalstorm - The Drinking Game
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Metalstorm - The Drinking Game
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The METALSTORM.net DRINKING GAME! Because just visiting the site doesn't kill enough braincells. Drink Level 1 - one sip per infraction.  Each comment that says an official review underrated an album and it should have been scored higher. Metallica gets bashed for anything after the Black Album Each "RIP!" post on the anniversary of some musician's death Each guest review you visit in which the album scores over a 9. this is compounded per guest review ... so an album with 4 guest reviews of 9+ would be... 4 drinks. Each time someone posts "Hail!" or the icon Each time someone responds to a poll question with a one word answer. Each time someone bitches about a poll question because Band X was not included. Each time someone whines because MS does not feature NS bands Each time someone whines because MS does not feature bands that are advertisements for cartoon shows Each time someone creates a horribly lopsided poll with an obvious outcome. I.E. "Iron Maiden vs. White Lion" Each time there is a news item about Anthrax changing vocalists Each time someone thinks the Big Four should be Big Five/Big Six/Big 804 to fit in their favorite thrash band Each time someone whines about Wintersun's next album being delayed Each time someone complains about a band's omission from the MS awards Each time someone complains because a popular band wins the MS award Each time someone asks when the MS Awards are Each time Marcel insults power metal Every time someone registers for the sole and exclusive purpose of responding to a review they didn't like Each time someone suggest we change a band's style from a widely acknowledged one to what they think is correct. (Double this if they are not even close... i.e. Motley Crue should be "Blackened" Glam because of "Shout At the Devil" and their pentagram logo) Each time the shoutbox discusses something other than metal Each time Manowar releases a live album or dvd to bilk their fans of a little more cash Every time BitterCOld lectures someone who doesn't agree with his A7X review Drink Level 2 - two sips per infraction Each time a user screws up a smiley by not spacing it, resulting in a :bangerr::banger22: string Metallica gets bashed for the Black Album Megadeth gets credit over Metallica, while their sell-out attempt is conveniently omitted. Each guest review you read in which the album scores over a 9.5. this is compounded per guest review ... so an album with 4 guest reviews of 9.5 would be... 8 drinks. Each time someone bitches about a poll question because Band X was not included... but the omission was explained in the opening post. Each time someone bitches in the shoutbox about someone else's vote abuse Each time we feature a band which is an advertisement for a cartoon show Every time a user calls a band "overrated" because he/she doesn't like said band (e.g. Pink Floyd, Black Sabbath, Slayer, etc.). Every time a user bitches about who should/shouldn't be in The Big Four of Thrash. as if the opinion of someone still breastfeeding in the mid-80s actually matters. Every time a user bitches about the overall rating of a review not being the result of esoteric calculations including the Performance, Originality, Production and Songwriting ratings. Every time someone bitches/asks why their edits haven't been proofed yet. Each time a shoutbox post actually is about metal Each time Manowar claims to break another Guinness World Record Every time another MSer lectures someone who doesn't agree with BitterCOld's A7X review Drink Level 3 - three sips per infraction Each guest review you read in which the album scores between 6 and 8.9, where it likely should be scored. Each time someone bitches about a reviewer not being objective. Each time someone bitches in the shoutbox about someone else's vote abuse... but have abused their own voting powers. Each time someone bitches about how MS Scores should be a factor in nominee selection... and 2/3 of their votes are 8 or higher. Each time a member of the MS team (staff/elite) uses /facepalm in a thread. Each time Manowar releases an album with an obvious scthick to cash in. Double if it involves the same song done over and over in different languages. triple if that includes either Esperanto or one of those sub-Saharan "click click" dialects. Each time a user thinks they know more on a subject because they read about it on the internet or watched a documentary than someone who was there. Every shout k7/bad engiish makes not involving sports or motorcycle gangs. Drink Level 4 - four sips per infraction Each time someone bitches about a reviewer not being objective - and is countered with a lecture on subjective vs. objective Bas gives an unsigned band a score over 7 in a review and has nice things to say Each shoutbox post that is about metal and is actually remotely interesting or thought provoking Each time Anthrax releases as studio album ... with only new material Each time a well thought out poll is created Each time a user thinks they know more on a subject because they read about it in a book, on the internet or watched a documentary than someone who was there and either wrote the book or helped produce the documentary Drink Level 5 - FIVE sips per infraction Staffer admits to a mistake. Jupitreas gives an album review a numerical score K7/Bad English corrects someone else's spelling Wintersun releases an album "My liver is stronger than if Marcel's liver and Lemmy's liver combined to form a super liver" ?Super Bonus Category for those of you with balls of steel and an endless vat of alcohol readily available Drink each time k7/Bad English spells a word incorrectly. One sip per infraction is enough.  feel free to suggest more. if i like them, i'll add them. and ... take a drink for each of your submissions that get codified in the official game. |
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| Windrider Raureif Posts: 684  |
Wintersun release should be the master-price like inviting all the fans and playing the whole game for at least 24h. If the album is good, play it another 24h. If not, play it until the next album will be released.
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| K✞ulu Seeker of Truth Posts: 2573  |
Dude, thumbs up! I laughed my ass off.
---- Savor what you feel and what you see Things that may not seem important now But may be tomorrow R.I.P. Chuck Schuldiner Satan was a Backstreet Boy
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| Paradox0 Unasuming Madnes Posts: 592 |
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| vezzy Stallmanite Posts: 3493  |
It's actually "Jupitreas". That's five sips.
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| BitterCOld The Ancient One Admin Posts: 15287  |
Written by vezzy on 02.12.2010 at 06:40 meh. I intentionally spell his name wrong in reference to a long, mostly forgotten exchange with someone who took issue with one of his reviews.
---- get the fuck off my lawn. Beer Bug Virus Spotify Playlist crafted by Nikarg and I. Feel free to tune in and add some pertinent metal tunes!
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| vezzy Stallmanite Posts: 3493 |
Written by BitterCOld on 02.12.2010 at 07:44 Oh, right. I remember.
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| BitterCOld The Ancient One Admin Posts: 15287 |
Written by vezzy on 02.12.2010 at 13:17 i forget which one specifically - he's written a fistful of reviews that have met ZOMGHOWCOUDYOU?! response. one of those they f'ed his name up. i also always spell anything in French incorrectly just to piss off Collin. I would do likewise with German, but Promonex has threatened me with a machine gun modified to shoot English to German dictionaries.
---- get the fuck off my lawn. Beer Bug Virus Spotify Playlist crafted by Nikarg and I. Feel free to tune in and add some pertinent metal tunes!
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| BitterCOld The Ancient One Admin Posts: 15287 |
Written by Paradox0 on 02.12.2010 at 06:30 not sure how i missed this earlier. congrats. so let it be written, so let it be done. now take a drink, my son.
---- get the fuck off my lawn. Beer Bug Virus Spotify Playlist crafted by Nikarg and I. Feel free to tune in and add some pertinent metal tunes!
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| matos Posts: 511  |
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| Slayer666 Posts: 2466  |
Quote: Hell no, there isn't enough booze in the entire world to cover for this.
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| Boxcar Willy yr a kook Posts: 9155  |
Written by [user id=111774] on 17.04.2011 at 08:07 I tried it out its ont so baadfd oncewws yuo getttttttte used tooof itrvvvvvvvvd.
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| qlacs "The Quaker" Posts: 1547  |
"Drink each time k7/Bad English spells a word incorrectly. One sip per infraction is enough." Jesus that will take a Lemmy or two
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| RoyBoy432 Dr. Quark Posts: 239  |
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