01. Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
02. ValuJet
03. You've Got No Friends
04. You Keep A Diary
05. You Own A Store
06. You Got Date Raped
07. Recycling Is Gay
08. You're A Cop
09. You Can't Shut Up
10. You've Got Cancer
11. We Just Disagree
12. Hungry Hungry Hippos
13. You Are An Interior Decorator
14. Pottery's Gay
15. Rich Goyette Is Gay
16. Branscombe Richmond
17. You Live In Allston
18. You Are A Food Critic
19. Just The Two Of Us
20. Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin
21. You're Gay
22. You Look Adopted
23. Your Cousin Is George Lynch
24. You Have Goals
25. You Drive An IROC
26. You Play On A Softball Team
27. Because You're Old
28. You Sell Cologne
29. Being A Cobbler Is Dumb
30. You Live In A Houseboat
31. Richard Butler
32. 311 Sucks
33. Your Kid Is Deformed
34. You Are An Orphan
35. You're Old (Fuck You)
36. You Go To Art School
37. Your Best Friend Is You
38. You're In A Coma
39. Windchimes Are Gay
40. No, We Don't Want to Do A Split Seven Inch With Your Stupid Fucking Band
41. René Auberjonois
42. The Internet Is Gay
43. Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You
44. Hootie And The Blowfish
45. You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay)
46. Locking Dropdead In McDonald's
47. Technology's Gay
48. Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp
49. I'm In A.C.
50. You (Fill In the Blank)
51. Kyle From Incantation Has A Moustache
52. Bonus Track #3

Additional info
There is a guest appearance from Kyle Severn, from the band Incantation, who plays drums on the track "Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache."

Guest Appearances:
River (from the band Tree) - backing vocals on #1, 3, 6, 7, 13, 14, 16, 24, 35, 36, 41 and 43
Hillary Logee - additional vocals on #27 and 52
Anal Cunt Glee Club - backing vocals on #8, 21, 26, 33
Kyle Severn - drums on #51