01. Side One
02. Side Two

01. 5643 Songs

01. [untitled]
02. [untitled]

01. Side A Untitled
02. Side B Untitled

01. Untitled
02. Untitled

01. Hello, I Love You [The Doors cover]
02. Some Songs
03. Song #5
04. Chump Change
05. Slow Song From Split 7
06. Unbelievable
07. Siege
08. Grateful Dead
09. I Don't Wanna Dance
10. Even More Songs
11. Radio Hit
12. Some More Songs
13. Morrissey
14. Song #6
15. Guy Lombardo
16. Bonus Track

01. Some Songs
02. Some More Songs
03. Blur Including New H.C. Song
04. Even More Songs
05. Tim
06. Judge
07. Spin Cycle
08. Song #8
09. Pavarotti
10. Unbelievable
11. Music Sucks
12. Newest H.C. Song #1
13. Chiffon and Chips
14. Guy Smiley
15. Seth
16. I'm Not Allowed To Like A.C. Anymore Since They Signed To Earache
17. A. Ex. A Blur
18. G.M.O.T.R
19. I'm Wicked Underground
20. Blur Including G
21. Shut Up Mike
22. Abomination Of Unnecessarily Augmented Composition Monikers
23. Radio Hit
24. Loser
25. When I Think Of True Punk Rock Bands, I Think Of Nirvana And The Melvins
26. Eddy Grant
27. MTV Is My Source For New Music
28. Song Titles Are Fucking Stupid
29. Having To Make Up Song Titles Sucks
30. Well You Know, Mean Gene...
31. Song #5
32. Iron Funeral
33. Chapel Of Gristle
34. Hellbent For Leatherman
35. Alcoholic
36. Chump Change
37. Slow Song From Split 7
38. Les Binks Hairstyle
39. Newest H.C. Song #2
40. Grateful Dead
41. Aging Disgracefully
42. Brutally Morbid Axe Of Satan
43. Surfer
44. You Must Be Wicked Underground If You Own This
45. Choke Edge
46. Otis Sistrunk
47. Russty Knoife
48. Fred Bash
49. Guess Which 10 of These Are Actual Song Titles
50. Our Band Is Wicked Sick (We Have the Flu)
51. Guy Le Fleur
52. Song #3
53. Empire Sandwich Shop
54. Morrissey
55. Selling Out By Having Song Titles On His Album
56. Grindcore Is Very Terrifying
57. Song #6
58. Guy Lombardo

01. Howard Is Bald
02. Bald To The Bone
03. A Conversation With Howard Wulkan
04. Ballad Of Baldness
05. Howard Wulkan Is Bald [acoustic and Jazz version]
06. A Night On Bald Mountain
07. You Should Be Balding
08. If I Can't Have Hair
09. Howard Wulkan [Wesley Willis version]

01. Some Hits
02. Some More Hits
03. Pepe, The Gay Waiter
04. Even More Hits
05. M.J.C.
06. Flower Shop Guy
07. Living Colour Is My Favorite Black Metal Band
08. Lenny's In My Neighborhood
09. Stayin' Alive (Oi! Version)
10. Benchpressing Effects On Kevin Sharp's Vocals
11. Josue
12. Delicious Face Style
13. #19 To Go
14. Stealing Seth's Ideas: The New Book By Jon Chang
15. Morbid Dead Guy
16. Believe In The King
17. Don't Call Japanese Hardcore Jap Core
18. Shut Up Mike (Part 2)
19. Breastfeeding J.M. J. Bullock's Toenail Collection
20. Foreplay With A Tree Shredder
21. 2 Down; 5 To Go
22. I Liked Earache Better When Dig Answered the Phone
23. Brain Dead
24. Newest H.C. Song #3
25. The Sultry Ways Of Steve Berger
26. Escape (The Pina Colada Song)
27. Lives Ruined By Music
28. Still A Freshman After All These Years
29. I'm Still Standing
30. Art Fag
31. John
32. Newest H.C. Song #4
33. Song #9
34. Cleft Palate
35. Theme From The A-Team
36. Old Lady Across The Hall With No Life
37. Shut Up Paul
38. Lazy Eye (Once a Hank, Always a Hank)
39. American Woman

01. Face It, You're A Metal Band
02. Punching Joe Bonni's Face In
03. Kill Women
04. Steroids Guy
05. Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed
06. I Noticed That You're Gay
07. Dead, Gay, and Dropped
08. You Looked Divorced
09. I Hope You Get Deported
10. Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis
11. Trapped
12. You're A Fucking Cunt
13. Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt
14. Al Stankus Is Always On The Phone With His Bookie
15. Bill Scott's Dumb
16. Harvey Korman Is Gay
17. You Fucking Freak
18. Theme From Three's Company
19. Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak
20. Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb
21. I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth
22. Johnny Violent Getting His Ass Kicked By Morrissey
23. Metamorphosis
24. I'm Sick Of You
25. Howard Wulkan's Bald
26. You're A Trendy Fucking Pussy
27. Tom Arnold
28. I Got Athlete's Foot Showering At Mike's
29. Big Pants, Bigger Loser
30. Marc Payson Is A Drunk
31. Your Family Is Dumb
32. Furnace
33. You're Dumb
34. Van Full Of Retards
35. Deche Charge Are A Bunch Of Fucking Losers
36. Everyone In The Underground Music Scene Is Stupid
37. Dumb Fat And Gross
38. I'm Not Stubborn
39. Mike Mahan's Sty
40. 02657
41. Gloves Of Metal [Manowar cover]
42. Bonus Track

01. Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
02. ValuJet
03. You've Got No Friends
04. You Keep A Diary
05. You Own A Store
06. You Got Date Raped
07. Recycling Is Gay
08. You're A Cop
09. You Can't Shut Up
10. You've Got Cancer
11. We Just Disagree
12. Hungry Hungry Hippos
13. You Are An Interior Decorator
14. Pottery's Gay
15. Rich Goyette Is Gay
16. Branscombe Richmond
17. You Live In Allston
18. You Are A Food Critic
19. Just The Two Of Us
20. Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin
21. You're Gay
22. You Look Adopted
23. Your Cousin Is George Lynch
24. You Have Goals
25. You Drive An IROC
26. You Play On A Softball Team
27. Because You're Old
28. You Sell Cologne
29. Being A Cobbler Is Dumb
30. You Live In A Houseboat
31. Richard Butler
32. 311 Sucks
33. Your Kid Is Deformed
34. You Are An Orphan
35. You're Old (Fuck You)
36. You Go To Art School
37. Your Best Friend Is You
38. You're In A Coma
39. Windchimes Are Gay
40. No, We Don't Want to Do A Split Seven Inch With Your Stupid Fucking Band
41. René Auberjonois
42. The Internet Is Gay
43. Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You
44. Hootie And The Blowfish
45. You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay)
46. Locking Dropdead In McDonald's
47. Technology's Gay
48. Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp
49. I'm In A.C.
50. You (Fill In the Blank)
51. Kyle From Incantation Has A Moustache
52. Bonus Track #3

01. Picnic Of Love
02. I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human
03. I Wanna Grow Old with You
04. Saving Ourselves For Marriage
05. Greed Is Something We Don't Need
06. Sorry I'm Not That Kind Of Boy
07. I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song)
08. I'd Love To Have Your Daughter's Hand In Marriage
09. My Woman, My Lover, My Friend
10. Waterfall Wishes
11. In My Heart There's A Star Named After You

01. I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
02. Easy E Got AIDS From Freddie Mercury
03. I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
04. Laughing While Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Prison
05. I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
06. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To America's Funniest Home Videos
07. Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
08. I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
09. I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
10. Extreme Noise Terror Are Afraid Of Us
11. You Rollerblading Faggot
12. I Sent A Thank You Card To The Guy Who Raped You
13. I Lit Your Baby On Fire
14. Body By Auschwitz
15. I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
16. Sweatshops Are Cool
17. Women: Nature's Punching Bag
18. I Snuck A Retard Into A Sperm Bank
19. Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
20. I Ate Your Horse
21. Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
22. You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
23. I Made Your Kid Get AIDS So You Could Watch It Die
24. I Fucked Your Wife
25. Into The Oven
26. I Gave NAMBLA Pictures Of Your Kid
27. The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
28. I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
29. Domestic Violence Is Really, Really, Really Funny
30. Dictators Are Cool
31. Deadbeat Dads Are Cool
32. I'm Really Excited About the Upcoming David Buskin Concert
33. Being Ignorant Is Awesome
34. You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
35. Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
36. Tim Is Gay
37. BT/A.C.
38. I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
39. I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women

01. All Our Fans Are Gay
02. Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay
03. You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat the Shit Out Of You
04. Hebosaurus
05. Even Though Your Culture Oppresses Women, You Still Suck, You Fucking Towelhead
06. If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay
07. Obviously Adopted
08. Walker, Texas Corpse
09. The Word "Homophobic" Is Gay
10. You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick
11. Bonus Track #4" [live]
12. You Quit Doing Heroin, You Pussy
13. Fred Shitbreath
14. Beating Up Hippies For Their Drugs At A Phish Concert
15. Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot
16. I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt
17. The South Won't Rise Again
18. I'm Glad Jazz Faggots Don't Like Us Anymore
19. Bonus Track #5
20. Ha Ha Holocaust
21. We're Not 'In Da House', You Fucking Wigger

01. 110 Songs

01. Fuck Yeah
02. Crankin' My Bands Demo On A Box At The Beach
03. Loudest Stereo
04. Kickin' Your Ass And Fuckin' Your Bitch
05. Hot Girls On The Road
06. Whiskey, Coke And Sluts
07. All I Give A Fuck About Is Sex
08. I'm Gonna Give You AIDS
09. Yay! It's Pink!
10. I Wish My Dealer Was Open
Bottom 20 albums of all time: 11

01. Beating Up Niggers That Sell Fake Crack
02. One Man Ghetto
03. Cop Calling Faggot
04. Tsunasum
05. Get On Your Knees Cunt
06. Don't Offer Me Weak Drugs or I'll Kick Your Fucking Ass
07. Wearing Out Our Welcome
08. Nothing's Offensive Anymore
09. Wasting Time Writing Anal Cunt Songs
10. Caring About Anything Is Gay
11. We Are Anal Cunt