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Cheesiest Videos (beware, this is sick stuff)



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Posted by Valentin B, 30.05.2009 - 19:15
Self-explanatory title...

DO NOT POST JOKE VIDEOS WHO ARE INTENTIONALLY RIDICULOUS

for me it's a tie between:

Cathedral- Hopkins(The Witchfinder General)

if they used the full intro it would have been even CHEESIER(if that is possible), but at least there's some hot women in this video... praise the 80s.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9Qdj7pt7Iw


Dio- Holy Diver

i saw this one on VH1, couldn't believe my eyes, said "this is crap" and then i re-discovered it(without watching the video) and thought it was awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj7UBgVVew8
14.08.2009 - 14:06
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by [user id=2084] on 13.08.2009 at 07:17

You want your cheese? Try this on for size: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMLXoobDKWs

Ridiculous song even though the vocals are really great and the riffs are well put together...too much cheese for the sake of cheese in the video though...

this doesn't count as it's intentionally cheesy
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14.08.2009 - 23:18
BitterCOld
The Ancient One
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtEYsz86q6Y

gloomy grim

courtesy of metalsucks.net.
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15.08.2009 - 00:23
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Cheesiest video ever would be Grailknights - Tranquility Embrance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxaR9DOnxm8

if you dont know it are Grailknights and they dont mean it seriously
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24.08.2009 - 17:41
Haddonfield
Chucky's Bride
Just come across this one:



The bit when Jason Newstead sings "tonight" is just hilarious.
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29.08.2009 - 06:06
Hanyuchan
For me its a tie between Sacrilgious Scorn by Dimmu Borgir and Call of the Wintermoon by Immortal. I guess being Kvlt means you have a budget of $50, of course Dimmu Borgir isn't exactly Kvlt so they should have no excuse for making a cheesy video.
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29.08.2009 - 09:33
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
I am adding this, since i am pretty sure, this meets your definition of "cheesy video"



but if nothing, i like the idea during all those guitar solos...found it very funny
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29.08.2009 - 11:33
Valentin B
Iconoclast
Written by VPeter on 30.05.2009 at 22:19

Candlemass' Bewitched video springs into my mind, to be honest each Candlemass video is really cheesy.
My question now is, did Messiah really act like a retard Monkey live to? If that's the case I will lose the little respect I had left for him.

lol i absolutely cannot believe how big the director of the video got after that, check his list out:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonas_%C3%85kerlund

i mean such an impossibly cheese-drenched first video, then 7 years later directing videos for Metallica
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29.08.2009 - 22:00
Fhuesc
Written by Ellrohir on 29.08.2009 at 09:33

I am adding this, since i am pretty sure, this meets your definition of "cheesy video"

Nah, i think it's intentionally funny, even in the solo battle one drinks a coffee in front of the green screen. But i liked it, is really funny.
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29.08.2009 - 22:11
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Ok lets upgrade my statement - it will be perfect example of cheesy video without this funny breakup in solo
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10.09.2009 - 04:04
+{Jonas}+
I R Serious Cat
I really think it's hard to get Cheezier than Mr. Luca Turilli in THE ANCIENT FOREST OF ELVES

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV1R8CdXFaM
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10.09.2009 - 09:10
Daggon
Underpaid M.D.
Written by +{Jonas}+ on 10.09.2009 at 04:04

I really think it's hard to get Cheezier than Mr. Luca Turilli in THE ANCIENT FOREST OF ELVES

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV1R8CdXFaM

Almost every video made by Rhapsody and Luca is cheesy as hell, If you don't want to get hurt, avoid this ones, words of a die hard fan.
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10.09.2009 - 10:01
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
They are not only cheesy, but usually stupid and bad as well...maybe with the exception of "Unholy Warcry" with Christopher Lee appearance
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10.09.2009 - 18:35
Fhuesc
Even that with Count Dooku is cheesy and bad.
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Hasta la victoria, siempre!
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10.09.2009 - 23:12
Ellrohir
Heaven Knight
Saruman saved it for me
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02.11.2009 - 10:27
Saitenhexerin
I found this on the Metalhammer website and could not decide whether I love or hate it:

the Band is called "Helvetets Port"

watch...but beware of the cheese!
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02.11.2009 - 11:14
Hellish Star
Written by Haddonfield on 24.08.2009 at 17:41

Just come across this one:



The bit when Jason Newstead sings "tonight" is just hilarious.

What a mighty track
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03.11.2009 - 04:59
Kratos
Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfDVY9pK2Oc Turbo Lover, very cheesy.
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03.11.2009 - 13:39
The video for Cherry Orchards was pretty damn hilarious.

It's all about the stupid arm thing that Tom G Warrior does.
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11.01.2010 - 14:12
Dark Cornatus
Powerslave
Elite
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11.01.2010 - 14:41
Oracle
Orcinus
Written by Dark Cornatus on 11.01.2010 at 14:12

Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhC0cKqHFOs&feature=related

REALLY REALLY GOOD BLACK METAL!

I pulled a stomach muscle from laughter lol
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06.10.2012 - 10:20
CobiWan1993
Secundum Filium
How about this cheesy little masterpiece? The singer looks hilarious.




I'm sorry Steve, but your new solo album was just bad.
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06.10.2012 - 13:12
Dinruth
Written by Fhuesc on 30.05.2009 at 21:20

why the dude stood there waiting for Dio to slash him?

The "Queen of the Ryche" video has to be the cheesiest video of all time.

Almost all of the videos from Rhapsody are cheesy, but i found this one , the most. Warning : NSFW due to some nipple shots.

wow that one hurt my eyes and brain allthough I love Rhapsody
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